Football or Sex?

[Time4aPINT]

What common phrases used to describe footballing actions could also refer to sexual stuff.


1. Dirty tackle
2. Box to box action
3. Messi dribbles


Best one wins a Mars Bar.

[Mr Katy Perry]

(The) balls deep. For an overhit cross
That’s some tackle.
Good head
He’s penetrating
He could probably go all night (most likely super jon Walters)
They’ve got inside too easy there
It’s coming
One in the hole



Like this game already 😁😁

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

He's taken him from behind there

[Northy]

She's taken that comfortably on her chest.
He's banged it in, low and hard.

[Time4aPINT]

Goes down easily

He's left a gaping hole at the back

Playing in moist conditions

[Time4aPINT]

Crouch is stripped off ready for action and it's Berahino who is being pulled off.

[happycarrot]

Julian Dicks is being pulled off in front of 30,000 West Ham fans

[Northy]

Hes dropped it on a sixpence

[Northy]

She's got it right in her face there

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

John Terry is a massive cunt!

[Time4aPINT]

He's smashed it home from a tight angle.