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Hoover’s Disease – n. medic. A disease contracted by women shortly after they get married, where they make a continual whining noise but they “don’t suck any more”. See also Dyson’s Syndrome

Horizontally tall euph. Fat.

Hot daughter bottle n. An unsolicited gift (usually alcoholic) given to the parents of a particularly pert bit of tussage by a suiter keen to ingratiate himself with them, and thus ease access to the contents of their daughters tit pants and/or dunghampers. “Good evening MR and Mrs Knightley, I’ve bought you a hot daughter bottle as a present. Its Ballycastle, just like Baileys but its £3.99 in Aldi. Is your Keira in? “

Hotel Toast n. A description of a woman whose not as hot as she once was.

Hot tub n. An attractive lady who likes cakes.

Hovis n. A particularly tight snapper. A butlers cuff. From the advertising slogan “White with all the goodness of brown”.