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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 9, 2019 20:04:06 GMT
Keep hearing Stoke fans coming out with nonsense about some of our current players being the all time worst ever Stoke City player. I don't think any of the players in our current squad are as bad as:
Marlon Broomes
Keith Scott
John Clarke
or
Gordon Marshall.
So who are the worst ever Stoke players?
Remind me of the horror players that I have forgotten.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 10, 2019 18:41:55 GMT
Martin Carruthers?
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Mar 11, 2019 6:10:23 GMT
I’ve got fond memories of many many a stoke player, one that always springs to mind for being rubbish though is pericard. Released from jail/ police custody (not sure which) ball rolled to him inside the 6 yard box, in front of the boothen, tap it in and become a hero or just run next to the ball and let it go out?
You absolute twat Vincent
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 11, 2019 7:34:58 GMT
Chris Greenacre? Like Martin not criminal rubbish like much of our recent bunch just not good rubbish. Oh, the Bermuda lad, he was shite wasn't he??
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 11, 2019 13:49:23 GMT
I remember Martin Carruthers scoring on his debut. We thought we had signed a world beater. If only he could score with just the 'keeper to beat he would have been great. He did score a great goal at Crystal Palace away when he rounded former England 'keeper Nigel Martin and curled his shot around the defender who had got back on thr line. In the end his confidence was so shot he'd let slow donkey defenders win a race to a through ball so he didn't have to face a one on one with the man between the sticks.
Vincent Pericard now that is a good shout. Alright at running in a straight line but couldn't change direction without falling over. Wasn't very good at kicking or heading a football either.
Kyle Lightbourne was the Bermuda international. I think he scored a few in his second season for us but I think we paid half a million pounds for him which was a massive amount for us at the time. Yes he was rubbish. I remember one of his goals where the ball hit him looped up in the air over the goalkeeper into the back of the net. After the ball hit him he was looking in the air for several seconds to try to find it. He finally spotted it as it crossed the line and wheeled away to celebrate one of the shittest goals ever scored as though he had just scored a thirty yard thunderbolt.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 11, 2019 13:54:40 GMT
Going back to Pericard. He wasn't the brightest spark either.
Went to prison for perverting the course of justice after getting caught speeding by a speed camera. He claimed in court that his dad was driving even though his dad lived in France and couldn't drive.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 11, 2019 16:01:16 GMT
how about the majestic Ant Pulis??
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 11, 2019 16:02:14 GMT
I just randomly googled the 1997/8 season, I barely remember some of those players and had forgotten Brian Little was the manager.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 11, 2019 16:26:57 GMT
Ah, nearly forgot Dave Kitson.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 11, 2019 16:33:51 GMT
And Agent Sonko.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 11, 2019 18:52:07 GMT
I just randomly googled the 1997/8 season, I barely remember some of those players and had forgotten Brian Little was the manager. Fucking hell Brian Little. Got to be in the running for Stoke City's biggest pile of toss manager ever. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 11, 2019 20:46:55 GMT
Just you and me Pinters
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Post by Northy on Mar 11, 2019 22:33:22 GMT
O Neil Donaldson
Toss Mckinlay
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 12, 2019 18:44:59 GMT
O Neil Donaldson Toss Mckinlay Vaguely remember O Neil Donaldson. Don't think he played many games but I do remember him being shit. Tosh Mckinlay was a Scottish international fullback. Don't remember anything else about him. He might have been overweight and slow or maybe I'm thinking of someone else. Not sure if Northy's spelling mistake was a Freudian slip or deliberate for comic effect. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 12, 2019 19:18:35 GMT
What was that keeper called, Finnish maybe who made 5682 appearances on the bench but never played. He's probably still here
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Post by Northy on Mar 14, 2019 15:39:34 GMT
O Neil Donaldson Toss Mckinlay Vaguely remember O Neil Donaldson. Don't think he played many games but I do remember him being shit. Tosh Mckinlay was a Scottish international fullback. Don't remember anything else about him. He might have been overweight and slow or maybe I'm thinking of someone else. Not sure if Northy's spelling mistake was a Freudian slip or deliberate for comic effect. It was for the comedy effect. He got sent off on his debut after about 30 minutes, never to be seen again. Were you thinking of Simon Stainrod, he joined at the end of his career, think he'd just had a job as chief pie and beer taster, we thought we were signing David Platt from Crewe but unveiled his fat grandad instead. |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 8, 2019 0:24:47 GMT
Choupo-Moting. He still is rubbish! He somehow failed to score with the ball on the goal line for PSG. What a dick. Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting sitter costs Paris St-Germain early title - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47847547 |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 13, 2019 10:39:49 GMT
Wilfred Bony deserves a mention on this thread. From £28million Manchester City striker to league two Newport. He was a rubbish loan signing for Stoke, the slow useless lazy donkey. Wilfried Bony: The Premier League striker and League Two side Newport - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49324968 |
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Post by Northy on Aug 14, 2019 9:23:05 GMT
How the mighty one season wonder has fallen, gets big money move, earns enough to last a lifetime, then becomes an idle bastard
Like Imbula, Wimmer
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