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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 31, 2020 13:48:07 GMT
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 31, 2020 19:48:56 GMT
Nature reclaimed the post apocalypse world
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 6, 2020 19:17:32 GMT
Breaking news: Prime minister Boris Johnson has been moved into intensive care according to BBC and Sky.
Don't like the bloke but hope he makes a quick recovery.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 6, 2020 23:52:05 GMT
Try smearing sanitizing hand gel on your cock and balls ensuring your hands stay cv-19 free whilst the lockdown continues
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 10, 2020 18:44:58 GMT
STAY ALERT - CONTROL THE VIRUS - SAVE LIVES..... Stay alert to make sure the virus doesn't jump out on you. If it does control the virus by putting it in a headlock. Boris Johnson and his shifty advisers have come up with a proper shit new catchphrase.  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 11, 2020 16:44:15 GMT
Anyone get the impression they got it from a catchprase generator on the interweb??
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 28, 2020 14:23:44 GMT
Pubs in Australia are reopening after their lockdown restrictions have been eased. You are only allowed one hour in the pub each day and you have to book your hour long drinking slot in advance.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 28, 2020 18:26:58 GMT
How to suck the joy out of the experience like I’d suck my spaff out of Karen Gillian’s bottom, just to quote a random example
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 31, 2020 11:55:29 GMT
Stay 2 metres apart! Thought with the lockdown being eased on Monday in England - this image might be helpful.  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jun 2, 2020 11:04:49 GMT
What the fuck is wrong with people. I understand that most people have been stuck at home since March but below is the queue for IKEA. Why would anyone subject themselves to queuing up for several hours on a stonking hot day just to buy a load of tat that they don't need.  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 2, 2020 19:17:14 GMT
Basically boredom
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 28, 2020 19:10:19 GMT
Stoke-on-Trent has been added to the government's watchlist as 'an area of concern'.
Wash your hands, wear your mask, zip up your flies and stay safe....
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 5, 2020 20:35:16 GMT
Wear your mask and help stop the spread!  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 12, 2020 9:21:00 GMT
The latest crackpot idea from Boris and his cabinet of dickheads is to have Covid marshals to enforce Covid regulations. Unfortunately there isn't going to be any money made available to pay for them. If councils can rob some money from somewhere to pay for these marshals then apart from being armed with a hi viz jacket and a bottle of hand sanitizer these jobsworth knobbers will have no power to hand out fines or enforce anything.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 31, 2020 17:47:27 GMT
Just waiting for Boris fucking Johnson to finish writing his speech announcing another national lockdown. Just like the first lockdown it's a few weeks too late.
If the bumbling cunt doesn't hurry the fuck up I'm going back to the football.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Nov 20, 2020 13:00:24 GMT
Crazy Australian causes lockdown with pizzabox bullshit.... Man who lied about how he caught Covid triggered South Australia lockdown f7td5.app.goo.gl/tvuNZX |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 30, 2021 0:29:14 GMT
Had my Covid vaccination today. Not turned into a flesh eating zombie yet and no other side effects either. All is well.
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Mar 30, 2021 11:43:36 GMT
Had my Covid vaccination today. Not turned into a flesh eating zombie yet and no other side effects either. All is well. Give it time |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 31, 2021 20:00:39 GMT
Meanwhile in Ireland, my vaccine date is January 2022 according to latest estimates. And I'm 50 fucking 3.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 31, 2021 20:21:15 GMT
Meanwhile in Ireland, my vaccine date is January 2022 according to latest estimates. And I'm 50 fucking 3. That is crazy there are only a few dozen people* living in Ireland. When the UK has finished vaccinating everyone there should be millions of doses left to give to third world countries maybe Ireland will get some of them to make up for Britain's inaction during the potato famine. *that estimate is possibly on the low side. |
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