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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 22, 2020 12:35:17 GMT
Suck my rooster sound silly though
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Sept 22, 2020 17:35:48 GMT
Imagine trying call someone a roosterhead😁😁 dickhead makes you sound ard! Roosterhead makes you sound 6
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 22, 2020 17:39:14 GMT
Imagine trying call someone a roosterhead😁😁 dickhead makes you sound ard! Roosterhead makes you sound 6 Shut the fuck up - you roosterhead! Yep, using roosterhead makes you sound like a bit of a cock. |
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Sept 22, 2020 19:26:17 GMT
My boss is deffo getting called a roosterhead tomorrow though
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 25, 2020 9:29:05 GMT
Shame to see the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg - incredible individual, after fighting in the Battle of Britain with no legs, in the 60's she went on to record "J'taime" and become a bastion of wimmins rights!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 26, 2020 10:50:26 GMT
Dutch side FC Emmen are sponsored by 'Easy Toys' a sex toy company and as part of that deal they have changed the entrance to the stadium. Impressive.  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 26, 2020 12:39:54 GMT
I’d pay them to sponsor The Vale out of my own pocket
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 30, 2020 19:36:16 GMT
Now follows a Time4apint health warning!
Do not eat a polar bear's liver. It will cause hair loss and could make your skin peel off.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 1, 2020 17:07:35 GMT
Vitamin e poisonings or something, old artic survival tip
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 14, 2020 16:47:15 GMT
Dodgy parking at Stirling train station causing one or two problems today.  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 16, 2020 15:29:08 GMT
The work of gypos no doubt.
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Post by bucknall67 on Oct 18, 2020 19:21:25 GMT
Statues are big news this week. Don't know who or what this statue represents or where it is but it is slightly disturbing in quite a few different ways. What the fuck is going on here?  God knows what this supposed to represent. |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 21, 2020 22:56:23 GMT
wet pussies....  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 23, 2020 12:06:43 GMT
The male argonaut octopus is 30 times smaller than the female and mates with her remotely by detaching a sex tentacle pre-loaded with sperm which wriggles its way into her mantle where it lives until she’s in the mood to use it.
I don't care how sexy a lady octopus might be - I'm not detaching my sex tentacle for anyone.
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Oct 24, 2020 18:08:38 GMT
The male argonaut octopus is 30 times smaller than the female and mates with her remotely by detaching a sex tentacle pre-loaded with sperm which wriggles its way into her mantle where it lives until she’s in the mood to use it. I don't care how sexy a lady octopus might be - I'm not detaching my sex tentacle for anyone. Reckon poisoned monkey would/has |
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Post by bucknall67 on Oct 25, 2020 14:50:14 GMT
I saw a story the other day of a man who was jailed for having sex with chicken's, whilst his wife recorded it!!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 27, 2020 20:38:42 GMT
Maybe they needed the eggs?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 29, 2020 15:50:21 GMT
The scream.  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 2, 2020 20:31:39 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Nov 2, 2020 22:35:33 GMT
Wow, that's bloody lucky. Maybe the governments of the world need to invest in more whale art. Let's make the world a safer place! |
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