2 sentence horror stories

[Mr Katy Perry]

Could be well behind the times with this, saw it on some shite site I was looking at and looked fun.
Someone puts a sentence about anything and someone replies trying to make it scary..

Worth a try on here or not?

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

This is a football forum you fool. Now if you were advertising all wood kitchens, that would be a different matter!!

[Mr Katy Perry]

Noticed once I'd posted which side I was on. Thought fuck it I'm not deleting just to re post it on the other side😁😁

[Time4aPINT]

Once upon a time there was a thread posted on the wrong board.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Once upon a time.

There was a cunt who couldn’t count to two sentences.

[Time4aPINT]

Jun 15, 2020 21:50:05 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

Once upon a time.

There was a cunt who couldn’t count to two sentences.

I thought the whole idea was some fucker else was supposed to add the second sentence.

[Mr Katy Perry]

Jun 15, 2020 22:54:10 GMT Time4aPINT said:

Jun 15, 2020 21:50:05 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

Once upon a time.

There was a cunt who couldn’t count to two sentences.

I thought the whole idea was some fucker else was supposed to add the second sentence.

I said to myself wondering why I was plotting this alone

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Ah, is it?? My apologies