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Post by Mr_Sausage on Jan 25, 2021 12:15:04 GMT
Just who voted this fucking cranial vacuum into power? Did they think he was their friend Boris? Imagine if the cretinous ring piece had been born on a council estate. He'd be the fat thick estate idiot who everyone kicked up the arse. Why do seemingly ordinary working class people vote for Estonian wankers? Are they the modern day cap doffers and forelock tuggers mumbling "Yes M'lud.. Of course you can first poke at my missus on my wedding night... Of course you can wipe your dick on me afterwards.. Thank you M'lud"...
I just don't get it. Farage the same. Thatcherite BASTARD who has fucked the UK over. The gurning twats face belongs framed in a bog seat in a Yorkshire gurning contest for the aesthetically challenged.
I'm fucking fuming. Over 100,000 deaths and not a single member of this fucking steaming shitepile of a government has been sacked. Johnson, the bloated fucking event horizon for anything approaching reason and common sense, is still blathering and vomiting verbal spittle where he should be at the bottom of the Thames wearing concrete boots.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 25, 2021 23:58:31 GMT
I imagine people feel disenfranchised enough to vote for anyone, even if they are Estonian
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Post by Northy on Jan 6, 2022 7:49:59 GMT
I imagine Sausages veins bulging at his temples, his eyes red and bulging and him having spittle in the corner of his mouth when typing that out.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 7, 2022 14:29:44 GMT
I imagine he's like ALL of the time.
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Post by Northy on Jan 13, 2022 10:01:07 GMT
When is a party not a party, when it's getting pissed during your afternoon coffee break.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jan 15, 2022 20:31:08 GMT
Too much partying? Look at the state of the old Etonian twat!  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 12, 2022 12:55:43 GMT
Johnson is now a criminal as well as a (inadvertent) misleader of Parliament and a serial liar. BBC News - Johnson and Sunak to be fined over lockdown parties www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61083402 |
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Post by Northy on Jun 8, 2022 19:48:17 GMT
He just doesn't give a fuck about what he's done, or what people think
Legend or not ?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 9, 2022 14:19:25 GMT
If he was an actual amiable buffoon, I might be tempted to think so, but he's a ruthless schemer, who treats everyone he sees as beneath him which is 99.5% of the population with utter contempt. I admire in some way his plan for getting to 10 Downing Street by pretending he's a harmless oaf, in the same way I admire the Nazi's for having a very cool look about them, or Jimmy Saville for "hiding in plain sight" for 30 years....
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Jun 20, 2022 10:25:38 GMT
I hope they do a remake of Deliverance and the fat cunt is cast in the part of pig boy.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 6, 2022 18:23:36 GMT
Boris Johnson has suffered more ministerial resignations in one day than any PM in history.
World beating!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 7, 2022 8:18:54 GMT
BREAKING NEWS:
Johnson is on the verge of resigning.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 7, 2022 10:28:56 GMT
I think he should be like Trump and just refuse to go, sit there by himself and play solitaire or something.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 7, 2022 20:20:08 GMT
The Old Etonian dishonest scruffy haired fraudster is hanging on to his job until October so that he will be Prime minister for longer than Teresa May was.
Tragically his only real achievement during his time as PM was being even more crap and useless than Robot woman Teresa May was during her stint in charge.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 11, 2022 8:35:12 GMT
I think the Tories should go for a safe pair fo hands and appoint Sam Allardyce as PM and party leader, or maybe even TP, they'd win the election by a single vote.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Sept 7, 2022 13:40:06 GMT
And now the naked emperor has sloped away we have the gormless twat Liz (the plank with eyes) Truss in charge. The Poundland Thatcher wannabe with a voice that belongs on Dr Who. Her verbal pauses always accompanied by tumbleweed and hushed tones of "Can someone get a doctor. I think she'shad a stroke"
We are fucked. The last 12 years of Tory governance has been an open sewer. We are knee deep in shit and wearing slippers.
The daft cow says she's going to sort out the sewage problems. It was her who loosened the regulations on the water companies when she was the minister in charge. So next time you think you look like Daniel fucking Craig when you get out of the sea just check that there isn't a fetid vinegar sodden panty liner stuck to your face.
Did I say we are fucked?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 23, 2022 20:14:58 GMT
The fat cunt Johnson has pulled out of running for the latest Tory leadership election. He had earlier claimed to have the support of over 100 mp's but that was obviously just him bullshitting again.
Judging by the amount of kids he has got it isn't usual for him to pull out. So well done for that you old Etonian twatbag.
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Post by enochowl on Oct 24, 2022 11:50:02 GMT
Looks like sunak the guy whose worth over £730 million has got the gig , Labour will walk the next election as this guy is totally out of touch with the working man/ woman
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 24, 2022 19:36:00 GMT
Sunak is as bad as the rest of them. He got a fixed penalty ticket for partying during lockdown. He held a fucking green card which means he was supposed to live in the US and pay his taxes there (and he was fucking chancellor of the exchequer at the time FFS)
He believes that those who can't pay their council tax or TV license should be in prison. He's a real right winger whose wife is worth around £750 million quid, and he's been an integral part of they lying corrupt undemocratic shitstorm of the current government.
The only thing that makes me smile about him winning is the frenzied frothing of all the racists in the tory membership who put the plank with eyes in charge over him because he was brown skinned.
The Tory party will continue to tear itself to shreds. There will be austerity mk2, and the right wing press will still publish textual vomit on their front pages.
And there will still be thick pig ignorant brexit backing gurning gammons lauding 'boris' and 'nigel' whilst doffing their caps, tugging their forelocks, offering their betters a free poke at their wives, and waving their silly flags of St George.
We didn't vote for this.
Fucking wank.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jun 9, 2023 19:14:05 GMT
Bullshiter Johnson is to stand down as an MP with immediate effect.
Turns out that he doesn't tell the truth.
Fuck off Boris!
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