Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

So, Sam Clucas, Demeaco Whothefuckareyou, Aden Flint, Morgan Fox, Jags, Tashan Oakley-Booth and Nick Powell will be signing on at the Dole office monday

[KernowS]

May the wholesale rebuild begin

[Mr Katy Perry]

May 10, 2023 16:47:57 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

So, Sam Clucas, Demeaco Whothefuckareyou, Aden Flint, Morgan Fox, Jags, Tashan Oakley-Booth and Nick Powell will be signing on at the Dole office monday

Fucking hell, tashan Oakley booth😮 assumed he had died

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

No, just played like it.

[Mr Katy Perry]

May 11, 2023 19:54:36 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

No, just played like it.

Did he even play? I know he did, but can't of been many minutes

[Northy]

Thankfully we've managed to get rid of a lot of money drainers, although Etebo may still be our players, does anyone know?

[Time4aPINT]

May 23, 2023 9:44:30 GMT Northy said:

Thankfully we've managed to get rid of a lot of money drainers, although Etebo may still be our players, does anyone know?

He signed a five year contract with us five years ago. It's due to expire early in June. Later Peter Etebo....

[Mr Katy Perry]

May 23, 2023 14:28:49 GMT Time4aPINT said:

May 23, 2023 9:44:30 GMT Northy said:

Thankfully we've managed to get rid of a lot of money drainers, although Etebo may still be our players, does anyone know?

He signed a five year contract with us five years ago. It's due to expire early in June. Later Peter Etebo....

Let's bloody hope so, a good footballer in there somewhere, the twat just doesn't want to come out

[Mr Katy Perry]

Technically on the way out,, really really want Everton relegated today🤞🤞

[Northy]

May 28, 2023 15:29:25 GMT Mr Katy Perry said:

Technically on the way out,, really really want Everton relegated today🤞🤞

Shame that never happened

[Mr_Sausage]

Same old Everton. The turd that just won't flush.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

We appear to have signed someone called Dame Edna Stevens. Thats nice, her flowery dresses and bouffant grey hair will cheer the place up a little.