TV is fkn shite

[Mr Katy Perry]

I really can't be arsed with TV,
I do however watch alot of films (not just porn)🤣

Just watched 'the mother' 2023 film with Jennifer Lopez. Enjoyable action film, has the usual bullshit ending but still enjoyed it.

Recently watched 'from black' again 2023 film, but fuck it was a bit of a head blag, some ex addict has a kid go missing and strikes a deal with the devil/demon/evil.

And I will always recommend 'predestination' with Ethan Hawke, 2015 I think. Now that's a real headache, half way through you see the twist then just before the end you're like, fuck me! Really? I didn't see that coming

[Northy]

Yep, it's pretty poor these days, mainly watch Netflix or YouTube these days

[Mr_Sausage]

It's fucking wank. Full of shit programmes for pink rinsers and pansies. Fucking prima Donna's, brown hatters, cross dressers, and ultra liberal yoghurt knitters.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

I can’t even blame The Gays, it’s the Wokies to blame!

[bobbytwat]

Don't watch a lot of live tv these days. Quite enjoy Have I got News for you. It,s been going for years but it still makes me laugh. I sometimes watch daytime tv if I'm at home waiting in for a parcel or something and crap like Homes under the Hammer and Bargain Hunt are as cheasy as fuck but are strangely watchable and entertaining. Had a pervy dream about Izzy Balmer from Bargain Hunt once!

www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&sxsrf=AB5stBiJsdjRPhcIDD5kzr64IuzpUvwMdQ:1688836949591&q=Izzie+Balmer+pictures&uds=CxmACjEKCFBpY3R1cmVzEgxpenppZSBiYWxtZXIwAnIVSXp6aWUgQmFsbWVyIHBpY3R1cmVzAw&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjgw9rzz___AhXnXqQEHRpqB6AQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=1525&bih=682&dpr=1.25

[Mr Katy Perry]

Jul 8, 2023 17:24:31 GMT bobbytwat said:

Had a pervy dream about Izzy Balmer from Bargain Hunt once!

www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&sxsrf=AB5stBiJsdjRPhcIDD5kzr64IuzpUvwMdQ:1688836949591&q=Izzie+Balmer+pictures&uds=CxmACjEKCFBpY3R1cmVzEgxpenppZSBiYWxtZXIwAnIVSXp6aWUgQmFsbWVyIHBpY3R1cmVzAw&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjgw9rzz___AhXnXqQEHRpqB6AQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=1525&bih=682&dpr=1.25

Care to expand on that?

[bobbytwat]

Hell no!


That's between me and Izzy

[Mr_Sausage]

That steaming pile of horseshite strictly come dancing will no doubt be back soon. Fucking adverts for the load of shit are bad enough.

Sick of seeing ponsy southern shemen all over the fucking telly. Fucking spunk gargling benders. Do they have to have these queens all over the screen? The adverts are full of them too.

I managed to avoid every moment of Wimblebore thankfully. Similar with those lycia wearing pansies riding pushbikes.

I did pay for the TT pass and watched every glorious minute of it. Great stuff.

TV is similar to a soapy tit wank. Promises much but is a bit of a let down in reality.

[Mr Katy Perry]

Aug 14, 2023 6:11:55 GMT Mr_Sausage said:

That steaming pile of horseshite strictly come dancing will no doubt be back soon. Fucking adverts for the load of shit are bad enough.

Sick of seeing ponsy southern shemen all over the fucking telly. Fucking spunk gargling benders. Do they have to have these queens all over the screen? The adverts are full of them too.

I managed to avoid every moment of Wimblebore thankfully. Similar with those lycia wearing pansies riding pushbikes.

I did pay for the TT pass and watched every glorious minute of it. Great stuff.

TV is similar to a soapy tit wank. Promises much but is a bit of a let down in reality.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't hold your feeling is sausage

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Salvage Hunters is good even if your welsh bloke is a bit miserable,.

[Northy]

Jul 8, 2023 17:24:31 GMT bobbytwat said:

Don't watch a lot of live tv these days. Quite enjoy Have I got News for you. It,s been going for years but it still makes me laugh. I sometimes watch daytime tv if I'm at home waiting in for a parcel or something and crap like Homes under the Hammer and Bargain Hunt are as cheasy as fuck but are strangely watchable and entertaining. Had a pervy dream about Izzy Balmer from Bargain Hunt once!

www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&sxsrf=AB5stBiJsdjRPhcIDD5kzr64IuzpUvwMdQ:1688836949591&q=Izzie+Balmer+pictures&uds=CxmACjEKCFBpY3R1cmVzEgxpenppZSBiYWxtZXIwAnIVSXp6aWUgQmFsbWVyIHBpY3R1cmVzAw&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjgw9rzz___AhXnXqQEHRpqB6AQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=1525&bih=682&dpr=1.25

Not heard of her before but she's quite a nice looking lass.

[Northy]

Aug 14, 2023 6:11:55 GMT Mr_Sausage said:

That steaming pile of horseshite strictly come dancing will no doubt be back soon. Fucking adverts for the load of shit are bad enough.

Sick of seeing ponsy southern shemen all over the fucking telly. Fucking spunk gargling benders. Do they have to have these queens all over the screen? The adverts are full of them too.

I managed to avoid every moment of Wimblebore thankfully. Similar with those lycia wearing pansies riding pushbikes.

I did pay for the TT pass and watched every glorious minute of it. Great stuff.

TV is similar to a soapy tit wank. Promises much but is a bit of a let down in reality.

That wank shite and anything to do with those two Geordie twats, wank and dick I think they are called?

[Mr Katy Perry]

Ambulance 2022. With Jake gilen.gylen.gillen. gylenh. Fuck it, the bloke from the new roadhouse, is a bloody good film and well worth watching

[Mr Katy Perry]

In the land of saints and sinners, with the TAKEN bloke.

Can't understand the high ratings and everyone raving about it, thought it was a bit shit personally

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Looking forward to seeing Mr Sausage on Gogglebox !

[KernowS]

May 7, 2024 11:36:33 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

Looking forward to seeing Mr Sausage on Gogglebox !

That would be a great watch, but it would surely need a post-watershed watershed