Ally McCoist

[Mr Katy Perry]

How the hell is he in a job?

Penalty not given by VAR. "It's not a penalty for me" his next sentence "if the ref gives that, VAR wouldn't over turn it"

Not sure who's commentating with him but "Petrovic has made a couple of very good saves to keep Chelsea in this" the marvel that is Ally "yep 2 very good ones just"


2 IS A COUPLE YOU ABSOLUTE BELLEND!!!!!!

[Mr Katy Perry]

Ohh and the ref is shit, he's all scousepool. Any slight chance to lick the Scouse twats and he is, the fucking Tele is going off and porn is going on if he carries on this way