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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Apr 21, 2024 21:34:09 GMT
Could you get yourself off, looking into the mirror and eyeballing yourself 🤔
Come on idiots, mad random questions
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 7, 2024 11:40:36 GMT
Have you ever met anyone with the same fridge as you?
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on May 8, 2024 12:32:22 GMT
Porn lies to you,
I've NEVER found either of my step sisters stuck in a washing machine or tumble dryer
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boldboy52
Bjarni Guðjónsson
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Post by boldboy52 on May 8, 2024 21:08:19 GMT
Have you ever met anyone with the same fridge as you? Yes I have-my ex wife-she's gone now but I've kept the fridge |
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on May 15, 2024 8:31:19 GMT
Why is it that when women say 'smelly this' it's probably going to smell nice, yet a bloke says 'smell this' you just know it's gonna fucking stink like shit
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on May 27, 2024 10:38:05 GMT
It's only roughly, but
1 in 2 marriages end in divorce, however people still want to get married.
If 1 in 2 parachutes didn't open do you think skydiving would still be popular 🤷
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 28, 2024 16:09:00 GMT
Yes, but if your parachute doesn’t open, you only suffer briefly, marriage however ….
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on May 29, 2024 9:08:21 GMT
Yes, but if your parachute doesn’t open, you only suffer briefly, marriage however …. Good point, a quick death or a slow agonising one🤔 |
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Post by KernowS on Jun 29, 2024 13:43:32 GMT
Sitting in a garden at a Glastonbury weekend party in Cornwall and just saw a Stoke flag. Because I'm a few beers in I jumped up giving it the Goooarn Stoke much to everyone's bemusement. It's it one of you chuffers?
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Jun 29, 2024 16:26:24 GMT
My missus says I've got the ass of a teenager and the cock of a porn star 😁
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Jun 30, 2024 16:51:30 GMT
My missus says I've got the ass of a teenager and the cock of a porn star 😁 Good ole sausage |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 2, 2024 12:40:39 GMT
I think I'm the other way round.,
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Jul 31, 2024 8:33:31 GMT
What are the chances that in 500/600 maybe 1000 years from now, someone somewhere will find written text or a webpage with all the 'facts' about Chuck Norris and think it's true 🤣🤣
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 2, 2024 17:45:55 GMT
Hard to say if we will even have a functional civilisation in that timeframe. If so, then they will no doubt clone Chuck and ask him themselves.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 2, 2024 17:47:14 GMT
I fucking hate dieting, its relentless wanting to eat and being hungry, oh, and what about the olympics and that bloke boxer, [HASH]dontfancyyoursmuch
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bobbytwat
Bjarni Guðjónsson
Bread, bread, who will buy my bread?
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Post by bobbytwat on Aug 3, 2024 16:09:18 GMT
forget dieting, just buy bigger clothes
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Aug 3, 2024 18:08:38 GMT
Cracking idea
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Aug 6, 2024 13:14:52 GMT
I looked at my feet today and thought 'fuck me they are nearly 66 years old'
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 6, 2024 16:13:17 GMT
I imagine that froggy pole vaulter that knocked the bar off with his package isnt going to be short of female offers in the next while.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Aug 14, 2024 15:26:19 GMT
I imagine that froggy pole vaulter that knocked the bar off with his package isnt going to be short of female offers in the next while. Is it size or being permanently erect that always prevented Mr S reaching Olympic standard pole vaulting? |
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