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Campervan Von Bigglesworth Gordon Banks I know where you live! Posts: 14,015 Likes: 3,504	Feel shit and have a cough Aug 16, 2024 23:50:57 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 16, 2024 23:50:57 GMT Not Covid, feel cheated
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bobbytwat Bjarni Guðjónsson Bread, bread, who will buy my bread? Posts: 157 Likes: 64	Feel shit and have a cough Aug 20, 2024 1:02:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bobbytwat on Aug 20, 2024 1:02:15 GMT AIDs?
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Campervan Von Bigglesworth Gordon Banks I know where you live! Posts: 14,015 Likes: 3,504	Feel shit and have a cough Aug 20, 2024 18:27:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 20, 2024 18:27:02 GMT Hmm, I've been coughing up blood for the last 3 days, fat chance of it being Aids the amount I'm getting these days.
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Feel shit and have a cough Aug 20, 2024 20:31:37 GMT via mobile

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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 20, 2024 20:31:37 GMT

Aug 20, 2024 18:27:02 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

Hmm, I've been coughing up blood for the last 3 days, fat chance of it being Aids the amount I'm getting these days.

Sounds like a touch of Ebola. A couple of paracetamol should help.

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Feel shit and have a cough Aug 21, 2024 15:09:00 GMT via mobile

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Post by Mr_Sausage on Aug 21, 2024 15:09:00 GMT

Have you had a piss in an Amazonian river lately? If so did a fish swim up your piss stream and down your japs?

If so you will die soon in excruciating pain whilst people point at you, laugh, and call you a deviant for carrying fish in your penis.

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.”

Sorry ... Did I piss on your shoes?

You are aware that Muslims are taking over the World aren't you?

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.

Campervan Von Bigglesworth Gordon Banks I know where you live! Posts: 14,015 Likes: 3,504	Feel shit and have a cough Aug 21, 2024 18:11:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 21, 2024 18:11:58 GMT I thought it might be Legionnaires due t the shocking state of maintenance of the HVAC at the hotel in London, but I doubt it could have incubated in time. Shame, I think I'd suit the hat.
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Now where did I put my shoes?

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Feel shit and have a cough Sept 9, 2024 17:42:37 GMT via mobile

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Aug 21, 2024 18:11:58 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

I thought it might be Legionnaires

Why? Did you fuck a Legionnaire or did you let a Legionnaire fuck you? If he came up your shitbox you may be in trouble. Lots of dodgy foreign types with soggy floppers that have shagged camels. Steer well clear in future.

If your dick mayo looks like American mustard you're fucked.

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