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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 9, 2012 13:47:58 GMT
My cousin's husband is American, he's in the navy and is usually based on a submarine. We went to America last year for a couple of weeks and he kindly offered to show me around the submarine. I thought with it being proper American military I wouldn't be allowed in but he insisted that being with him would get me in. Three hours it took to get from the house to the sub, I wasn't allowed in. Fucking Americans. why didnt you climb in through the window? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2012 14:05:49 GMT
In my local co-op a little while ago, a youngish woman (18 I'd guess) was buying Hello or OK, can't remember which. It was £2-99. She gave the youngish bloke (18ish) on the till a tenner, then handed him five pence with the words, "Will that help?".
The bloke looked at her for a brief moment, took it and said, "Yeah thanks", then handed her £7-06 change, including the 5p she had just given him.
How do you go through school and still be that dumb?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2012 14:08:37 GMT
A few years ago we had a pay-rise vote at work, it wasn't a yes or no vote. There was option 'A' and 'B' to vote for. One option included a smaller rise but new bonuses but that isn't really important. One bloke wanted option 'B' but decided to vote for option 'A' because he thought option 'B' had no chance of being voted in. He was being serious and it took a while to make him realise how fucking stupid he was. Fools like this have the vote in general and local elections, it's no wonder the country is fucked. I really do think that a large number of people, particularly in the US, vote precisely along these lines. No idea what they're voting for just gotta be a winna, ya know ;D |
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Post by whydelilah on Feb 9, 2012 15:19:38 GMT
I used to be in The Navy in America. The Submarine I was based on often had visitors, we’d show them around, be courteous etc.
One day this rate fucking cunt turned up so I fucking told him to fucking fuck off.
He fed me some shit about taking him 3 hours to get there. I wasn’t really listening though. Cunt.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 21, 2015 18:53:49 GMT
Driving home from work I phoned the missus to tell her there was a big fuck off rainbow and that she should show the kids; her reply...
"Where exactly is it?"
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Post by Orbs on Sept 21, 2015 20:50:57 GMT
Driving home from work I phoned the missus to tell her there was a big fuck off rainbow and that she should show the kids; her reply... "Where exactly is it?" ID IRD Some people really are daft aren't they Jonesy? I mean, look who she chose to marry......  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 21, 2015 22:16:46 GMT
Driving home from work I phoned the missus to tell her there was a big fuck off rainbow and that she should show the kids; her reply... "Where exactly is it?" ID IRD Some people really are daft aren't they Jonesy? I mean, look who she chose to marry...... Fucking slag, who's she been marrying behind my back? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 19, 2018 22:35:36 GMT
Delivering a training course today (7 ppl, no one has ever met each other) and when discussing facial features, one bloke, out of no-where, used the word "nig-nog". I didn't know how the fuck to react to that  took me about 15 minutes to recover  do people say that nowadays? it really stopped me in my tracks!  |
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Post by KernowS on Jan 19, 2018 22:39:26 GMT
do people say that nowadays? Pretty much daily down here |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jan 19, 2018 23:23:09 GMT
Delivering a training course today (7 ppl, no one has ever met each other) and when discussing facial features, one bloke, out of no-where, used the word "nig-nog". I didn't know how the fuck to react to that took me about 15 minutes to recover do people say that nowadays? it really stopped me in my tracks! Superb |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 20, 2018 4:12:47 GMT
Surely "nig nog of colour" is what they say now?
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Post by happycarrot on Jan 21, 2018 17:46:26 GMT
Surely "nig nog of colour" is what they say now? Such an easy roll off the tongue phrase. I wish newsreaders would still say nig-nog or honky when describing people. |
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Post by Northy on Jul 19, 2018 20:55:06 GMT
Sat in star wars Wetherspoons in Stevenage, it's still about 23c and there's a lad wearing one of those thermal padded jackets zipped all the way up.
Maybe he's just come in from Hoth
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 19, 2018 21:35:36 GMT
Surely "nig nog of colour" is what they say now? Such an easy roll off the tongue phrase. I wish newsreaders would still say nig-nog or honky when describing people. The irony of course is that Noggin the Nog was white! Go figure |
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 19, 2018 22:18:38 GMT
Such an easy roll off the tongue phrase. I wish newsreaders would still say nig-nog or honky when describing people. The irony of course is that Noggin the Nog was white! Go figure That was the 50s before black people were invented Nogbad the Bad probably raped a few darkies leading to an offspring, Nignog the bastard and also quite bad |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 4, 2018 21:13:27 GMT
Colin Kaepernick: Nike suffers #justburnit backlash over advertising campaign - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/american-football/45407340Some Americans are unhappy with Nike's new advert so they are burning their Nike clothes. It's all good fun unless you burn your clothes while still wearing them! Check out this daft fucker....    |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Sept 5, 2018 9:08:30 GMT
Delivering a training course today (7 ppl, no one has ever met each other) and when discussing facial features, one bloke, out of no-where, used the word "nig-nog". I didn't know how the fuck to react to that took me about 15 minutes to recover do people say that nowadays? it really stopped me in my tracks! Laughed at this again |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 5, 2018 15:19:29 GMT
I had a chuckle, it was a less stressful world when one could use the phrase "nig-nog" in a cheerful phrase without meaning to be racist.
Chinky is also apparently racist now.
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Sept 5, 2018 19:34:41 GMT
I had a chuckle, it was a less stressful world when one could use the phrase "nig-nog" in a cheerful phrase without meaning to be racist. Chinky is also apparently racist now. Agreed. I was watching Wolves v Man City in the pub with my mate and his old man the other day and his old man turned to me completely out of the blue and asked "why are they all niggers?". I nearly spat my pint out. |
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Post by Northy on Sept 11, 2018 13:12:05 GMT
I had a chuckle, it was a less stressful world when one could use the phrase "nig-nog" in a cheerful phrase without meaning to be racist. Chinky is also apparently racist now. Agreed. I was watching Wolves v Man City in the pub with my mate and his old man the other day and his old man turned to me completely out of the blue and asked "why are they all niggers?". I nearly spat my pint out. My mother in law started doing the Eeny, meeny, miny, moe rhyme last week, and said the nigger word, my kids were horrified as they have always know it as 'catch a tiger by it's toe' which is the first time Ive heard it called that. |
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