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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 6, 2012 22:17:09 GMT
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Post by One-Two on Jun 11, 2012 15:41:03 GMT
It's raining and I'm a courier  Why can't I work in hot, drought-ravaged region of sub-Saharan Africa? |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jun 11, 2012 18:13:15 GMT
If we don't get some more sunny weather soon then my crops might fail
and then I'll have to buy my fruit and veg from Sainsbury's. Life is hard.
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Post by Plain Jane on Jun 11, 2012 19:35:31 GMT
Ocado don't have packet onion sauce on their website so I'm going to have to drive to Tesco  |
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Jun 11, 2012 19:54:01 GMT
i cant reach into my tv set and kick fuck out off leanne on coronation street
mouthy fucking cow he aint even your little shitty brat child
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jun 11, 2012 21:29:10 GMT
Tell me about it, such bullshit. If I see any kids on my way to work tomorrow that I like the look of I'm just going to walk over and start demanding custody.
I wish she would have been raped instead of Toyah.
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Post by Donkey on Jun 11, 2012 21:56:35 GMT
Tell me about it, such bullshit. If I see any kids on my way to work tomorrow that I like the look of I'm just going to walk over and start demanding custody.I wish she would have been raped instead of Toyah. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by One-Two on Jun 11, 2012 22:05:01 GMT
Whole digestive biscuits are too big to dunk into a mug of tea.
Your move Africa...
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Post by aworldofmyown on Jun 12, 2012 6:45:40 GMT
the free coffee machine at work has run out of the normal coffee choice, and only has latte, cappaccino or chocomento, plus the teas and soups, I'll have to wait until about 9 am for the lady to top it up if i want a normal coffee  think i'll have to complain to site services  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 12, 2012 12:37:32 GMT
imagine if you have the first latte after a tomoto soup, Yum :-(
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Post by Chairman Meow on Jun 12, 2012 12:46:28 GMT
Ocado don't have packet onion sauce on their website so I'm going to have to drive to Tesco At least they are all equal over there, we have people spending hundreds on weekly shops at Waitrose, whilst I waste away eating supernoodles and tinned meatballs. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 12, 2012 12:55:49 GMT
supernoodles taste like worms someone has farted on!
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Post by Chairman Meow on Jun 12, 2012 15:11:45 GMT
My head to head online record on FIFA is this- W 99 L66 D33
I'm just going to retire, there is no way I can ruin a perfect ratio like that just for a bit of entertainment.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 19:11:37 GMT
My bumhole is quite sore due to the variety of food I've been consuming.
Which brings me onto my next problem...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2012 19:16:13 GMT
I've got to be quite strategic with wiping my arse because using what remains would mean replacing it with a new roll and frankly after a days work, I really can't be arsed.
99 problems but Africans would commit mass suicide if faced with this.
Horrendous.
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jun 12, 2012 19:26:00 GMT
I can't find the 'Unsigned Bands' thread to post this in.
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Post by Dharma Bum on Jun 12, 2012 19:56:30 GMT
Had to wear a tie today  |
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Jun 12, 2012 20:31:00 GMT
had to cook a curry myself
because i couldna be arsed ring one
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Post by BusterHighman on Jun 12, 2012 20:46:13 GMT
I can't find the 'Unsigned Bands' thread to post this in. He's on his own and hasn't got a very good voice which might explain why he's unsigned. They'd love him in Kenya mind. They've got it so good.   |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jun 12, 2012 20:48:34 GMT
Go listen to Cypress Hill, you prick.
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Why can't I work in hot, drought-ravaged region of sub-Saharan Africa?
