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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 11, 2012 12:55:05 GMT
On Friday I ate two Footlong Subways one after the other.
Yesterday I slept for fourteen hours after I got in from the game.
Could I be a) pregnant b) hibernating c) metamorphosing into a giant moth?
Serious advice only please, I'm pretty worried.
Discuss.
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Post by Sonko's Head on Nov 11, 2012 13:11:14 GMT
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Post by JifLemon on Nov 11, 2012 13:11:46 GMT
chicken soup and lucazade
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Post by Orbs on Nov 11, 2012 13:11:55 GMT
Will you measure your next shit and the closest wins a prize? I'll go for 4 1/4".
Oh and from what you have told us I think you will do well to see February.
R.I.P. Boother.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 11, 2012 23:40:13 GMT
D) hungry and tired?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 12, 2012 0:00:21 GMT
"Serious advice only please, I'm pretty worried". So has anyone ever experienced the moth thing before?!? |
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Post by Stokiecat on Nov 12, 2012 0:06:57 GMT
Isn't it 1863 custom for someone to suggest Monkey Aids?
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 12, 2012 0:08:31 GMT
"Serious advice only please, I'm pretty worried". So has anyone ever experienced the moth thing before?!? It's the only serious reply you've had ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 12, 2012 0:31:46 GMT
Isn't it 1863 custom for someone to suggest Monkey Aids? It's 1863 custom for me to tell you how much I wanna softly kiss your tummy x |
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Post by nonigton on Nov 12, 2012 1:23:05 GMT
A giant sloth more like?  |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Nov 12, 2012 1:24:32 GMT
A giant sloth more like?  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2012 10:08:26 GMT
Your body won't digest properly, so you'll shit 2 feet of sandwich.
Also, sterling effort squire!
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Post by MermaidSal on Nov 12, 2012 14:04:41 GMT
You are bored, understretched, self-sabotaging, where does the list stop... GO TO LONDON AND DO SOME PROPER ACTING AND WRITING FFS!!!!!
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Post by WineDelilah on Nov 12, 2012 14:10:19 GMT
I think you may be pregnant..  make sure you get plenty of iron... (ask for plenty of spinach in your super-sub..) |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 14, 2012 13:07:30 GMT
I woke up with a footlong this morning.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 24, 2017 21:55:59 GMT
is it possible to self diagnose (and subsequently fix)a perforated eardrum? ive just gone deaf following a bath.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jan 24, 2017 22:33:56 GMT
How do you manage to perforate an eardrum in the bath. Are you sure your ear isn't just full of water?
Lay down with deaf ear resting on a pillow and have a wank. That should sort it out.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 24, 2017 22:42:56 GMT
How do you manage to perforate an eardrum in the bath. Are you sure your ear isn't just full of water? Lay down with deaf ear resting on a pillow and have a wank. That should sort it out. donk know whats up with it but its fucked and not just water ingress.... will heed you advice though |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 25, 2017 1:10:00 GMT
Jesus, this thread is like watching an old Walking Dead, you remember the ones that have been killed off ...
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