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Post by Gaz Turner on Dec 30, 2011 22:56:24 GMT
Ladies and gentlemen, in association with good Leek based mate of mine, King Dave presents to you only the very finest in Facebook cranks.... www.facebook.com/tylersharp007To get a good idea of what you are dealing with, start with the profile pictures. PS. His profile is public, so I reckon he's fair game.
tHE WALk of ShaMe has never looked so good. ;pI closed the page after reading that |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Dec 30, 2011 23:01:18 GMT
That's you isn't it fake Dave? You wish that was me. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2011 23:05:06 GMT
Picture this. Someone's bought a Stoke strip for their little 'un, probably about 1 year old. The token Shit fan chirps up (I remember him wearing a Liverpool top in school). Prize cunt says: i was thinking more like Barcelona world class team nice strip and will win things and play in one of the worlds best stadiums great rivals Real madrid where as stoke have no world class players a sinking stadium will never win big leagues or competitions and there rivalsn are Vale need i say more  but on the other hand if Joe likes them that's all that matters  Just fuck off and die you waste of life. He was a retard back in the day as well. |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jan 3, 2012 22:32:21 GMT
 I hope he got that tattoo for charity ;D |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Jan 3, 2012 23:01:13 GMT
I hope he got that tattoo for charity ;D Which one? There are four of them. You're going to have to be much more clear and concise if you're going to post on here so much. I presume you mean the one on his right wrist which, I must admit, is laughable. |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jan 3, 2012 23:10:54 GMT
Rolf, is everything alright mate? I don't want to be harsh but your posts and getting worse by the day ;D
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Jan 3, 2012 23:19:55 GMT
Rolf, is everything alright mate? I don't want to be harsh but your posts and getting worse by the day ;D Donks, fuck off Brad's account. |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jan 3, 2012 23:20:43 GMT
What the fuck, I never said that.
That's just wrong Donks, I might have to delete if it happens again.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Jan 3, 2012 23:36:07 GMT
I'd like to apologise on his/her behalf but I really can't stand up for him/her/it this time.
You've done yourself no favours here Donks, mate/love/thing.
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Post by Donkey on Jan 3, 2012 23:41:45 GMT
I get mentioned in most threads.
I am just that fucking amazing.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Jan 3, 2012 23:43:58 GMT
5,500 posts. Staggering. Some might even say boring.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Jan 3, 2012 23:48:04 GMT
Love you though, Donks.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2012 9:30:34 GMT
I've got a Liverpool fan. It tickles me whenever I see shit fans (not 'the shit' this time) moaning because 'their team' isn't doing so well. It's no spectacular mong it's always good to point and laugh at the local glory hunter.
OP: Predictions are Andy Carroll to kick arse !! and maybe Kuyt to score, after all he did used to be a massively prolific 20+ goals per season player
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OP: oh so i'll say 4-2 Liverpool!!!
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OP: What a piss take of a match, what a shit team to put out! and now after half a season I've turned ... fuck Carroll off he's a pile of shit, but in regards to this match it should be 1 nil at most, the first goal was a pathetic attempt and equally pathetic attempt at a save and the 3rd wasn't even a peno, sick of hearing about Carroll not getting the service who cares when has he held the ball up or even looked a getting the ball deep and actually FUCKING RUNNING
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OP: He's not even trying
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OP: sell him for 35p if you have to just fuck him off now and send Adam with him
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Someone else: Both Championship players if we're being honest. Not sure about Henderson either.
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OP: no hendo needs to be a player that comes on once in a while, call newcastle and tell them we will swap him 4 ba
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Someone else: He'd be better served concentrating on the academy now and bringing players through the ranks, old style.
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OP: like who spearing? im sorry to say it LFC fans (theres no one else ever comments) but hes not the next gerrard hes barley even the next Adam
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Someone else: It'll take a few years to rebuild but it's the way to go. That was a harsh result on you boys today though.
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OP: we don't have years mate but we do have money and its about time an owner sticks his hand in his pocket properly, 100mil on players when 60 was ours from sales so 40million for 7 players they put in, i'm sorry but 40 million buys you 2 brilliant players or 1 world class not half a squad
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Someone else: I said that to mate of mine when he was banging on about the new owners and their sign of intent. You'd be hard pressed to attract the top names with no CL, that's the hard facts.
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OP: The thing i dont get is why are the little teams getting these billionaire owners that just instantly pump 300million in and liverpool keep getting right stingy fuckers
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OP: I don't think I can take much more of watching Liverpool, why cant they just fucking score, SCORE YOU FUCKING MUPPET'S ITS WHAT YOUR PAID TO DO
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Teehee.
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Post by aworldofmyown on Jan 4, 2012 11:09:53 GMT
 ...what? and if he wanks with his right arm, he can see 'mum' shaking and moving |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Jan 5, 2012 21:50:25 GMT
Not really a Facebook idiot, more like a real-life idiot whose idiocy has been captured for all facebook idiots to see.  |
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Post by Ninjadmin on Jan 5, 2012 22:40:30 GMT
 Warra cunt. |
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Post by Donkey on Jan 5, 2012 22:45:45 GMT
Have a shave you ugly cunt.
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Post by Dharma Bum on Jan 5, 2012 22:52:12 GMT
Nice tats, Unc. They suit you.
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Post by Stokiecat on Jan 5, 2012 22:58:37 GMT
I seriously thought that was two guys in a clinch.
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Post by Ninjadmin on Jan 5, 2012 23:05:44 GMT
I seriously thought that was two guys in a clinch. Yeah, I get that a lot. Just the one guy baby gurrl... though they say it feels like 2 sometimes.  Thanks Dharma. *ignores Donkey* |
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