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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jul 13, 2011 19:53:03 GMT
Carrying on from the old thread The gay suicide threatening freak on mine is claiming (for about the eighth time) that he's won the lottery. He's put up this picture, I'd guess it's photoshop semi-intelligently hidden behind a poor quality picture of the screen.  I've called him up on him claiming this plenty of times before and he's just put 'the other times were a joke'. Fucking idiot. |
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Post by BusterHighman on Jul 13, 2011 20:01:21 GMT
Don't piss him off, there's a 14,000,000-1 chance he's not kidding. You might get a free second hand ass dildo out of him
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jul 13, 2011 20:03:28 GMT
I imagine he hates me anyway after I told him to 'shut the fuck up' when he was pretending to have taken an overdose.
Prick
EDIT: (him not you)
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Post by Donkey on Jul 13, 2011 20:18:07 GMT
This is the stupidest and most frustrating conversation I've ever read...  |
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Jul 14, 2011 5:12:39 GMT
On the 25th of December 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account To avoid this you must get naked, stand on your kitchen table singing "I will survive" whilst doing the macarena, Only this will allow Mark Zuckerberg to travel down your chimney on a Golden Unicorn and give you a special blue token that means your account stays free. Post this on all your walls or Goblins will shit on your towels!!!
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Post by spunkbubble on Jul 14, 2011 5:48:55 GMT
On the 25th of December 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account To avoid this you must get naked, stand on your kitchen table singing "I will survive" whilst doing the macarena, Only this will allow Mark Zuckerberg to travel down your chimney on a Golden Unicorn and give you a special blue token that means your account stays free. Post this on all your walls or Goblins will shit on your towels!!! ID likes this ;D |
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Post by Donkey on Jul 14, 2011 19:02:11 GMT
The blue person is the same blue person in my first contribution to this thread. Stupid, thick bitch.  |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jul 14, 2011 19:23:24 GMT
Are you green?
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Post by Donkey on Jul 14, 2011 19:26:19 GMT
I'm not, although he did say exactly what I was thinking.
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Post by spunkbubble on Jul 14, 2011 21:27:52 GMT
facebook is so last week, I'm going off it, so whats the newest way to ignore your real life friends then
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jul 14, 2011 21:35:29 GMT
You're on it
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Post by spunkbubble on Jul 14, 2011 21:37:25 GMT
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member."
-- Groucho Marx
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jul 15, 2011 2:19:48 GMT
A mate just posted this ;D ;D  |
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Post by Ninjadmin on Jul 19, 2011 19:04:39 GMT
A stupid fat woman from work has just posted this:
"has any one had a message saying it was face book security and youre account was going be cancelled and when you click on the link it asks questions included your credit or debit card you use or your face book will be closed in 24 hours this was saturday and i an still on so it seems strange."
How do people like that live so long? She's about 50 and one of the most naive people I've ever met, not to mention her awareness, she's in her own little blank faced bubble all of the time... constantly getting in people's way or walking into things. Natural selection should have killed people like this off centuries ago. Our species is officially going backwards because she has bred, she's a single parent of a 20 year old daughter who is just as much of a fucking narna as her mum.
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jul 19, 2011 19:12:34 GMT
How do people like that live so long? I'm always asking myself that at work, everyday we'll get some 60 year old woman who has never paid for anything with her card before. Or some 19 year old bint buying a pregnancy test "Do you want a bag with that?"What?
"Do you want a bag?"A bag? What do you mean?
"Do you want a bag for it"*hold up a bag* Oh right, yeah obviously. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Jul 20, 2011 10:15:22 GMT
It's a hard life... Attachments:
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Post by Donkey on Jul 20, 2011 13:02:24 GMT
Went on my Facebook for the first time in ages the other day, my news feed was just clogged up with the same bitch writing soppy crap constantly.  |
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Post by SaturnUranus on Jul 20, 2011 20:27:46 GMT
The best bit about that one Donkey, not one like or comment  |
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Post by Donkey on Jul 20, 2011 20:30:14 GMT
The best bit about that one Donkey, not one like or comment There were likes and comments.  I just cropped them off. |
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Jul 20, 2011 21:40:50 GMT
The best bit about that one Donkey, not one like or comment There were likes and comments. I just cropped them off. Ever the professional Donks! |
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