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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 15, 2011 13:02:54 GMT
Ceebs printscreening so have some copypasta.
Sami Louise Booth
Getin a free air freshner cuz u av beautiful eyes thanks mr paki paki xxxxxxxx
22 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · Like ·
Katie Sims likes this.
Dave Croc Wheawall woz e pissed or ave a white stick lol x
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Sami Louise Booth Cheeky fuka!! X
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Dave Croc Wheawall excuse me!!!x
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Sami Louise Booth U heard lol!! How rude xx
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Dave Croc Wheawall but so very true lol
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Sami Louise Booth Ru tryin 2 say I am ugly croc!? I do av beautiful eyes hahah x
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Dave Croc Wheawall no im not sayin that just that i dont think blood shot eyes r nice lol x
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Sami Louise Booth They aint blood shot lol!! X
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Dave Croc Wheawall oh ok sorry lol x
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Sami Louise Booth Not 4given lol x
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Dave Croc Wheawall oh dear lol x
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Post by Dharma Bum on Aug 15, 2011 14:30:00 GMT
Ceebs printscreening so have some copypasta. Sami Louise Booth Getin a free air freshner cuz u av beautiful eyes thanks mr paki paki xxxxxxxx 22 hours ago via Facebook Mobile · Like · Katie Sims likes this. Dave Croc Wheawall woz e pissed or ave a white stick lol x 22 hours ago · Like Sami Louise Booth Cheeky fuka!! X 22 hours ago · Like Dave Croc Wheawall excuse me!!!x 22 hours ago · Like Sami Louise Booth U heard lol!! How rude xx 22 hours ago · Like Dave Croc Wheawall but so very true lol 22 hours ago · Like Sami Louise Booth Ru tryin 2 say I am ugly croc!? I do av beautiful eyes hahah x 22 hours ago · Like Dave Croc Wheawall no im not sayin that just that i dont think blood shot eyes r nice lol x 22 hours ago · Like Sami Louise Booth They aint blood shot lol!! X 22 hours ago · Like Dave Croc Wheawall oh ok sorry lol x 22 hours ago · Like Sami Louise Booth Not 4given lol x 22 hours ago · Like Dave Croc Wheawall oh dear lol x 22 hours ago · Like 'lol' |
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Post by Ninjadmin on Aug 15, 2011 14:33:33 GMT
Gay that.
I'm glad someones bumped this thread though, I was half-heartedly looking for it before to moan about somebody that I work with that is a fucking embarrassment.
Basically the background to his story is... he was a skinny lad, just had a kid with his childhood sweetheart and decided to start bodybuilding. Got quite big within a year and went ridiculously over-confident, thinking he was far too good for his missus now, started messaging girls from work (my friends) and just being a general embarrassment. He left his missus to pursue other women which went horribly wrong because everybody ran 100 miles from him, his missus got a new boyfriend... now he wants her back and he's going about it by saying things like "I'm cuddling my pillow thinking it is **** (his ex)".
Now his wall is full of girls he has recently added asking if they know him and cringe-worthy statuses asking questions that nobody answers.
"going get in bed,finish watching lord of the rings" (no response from anybody)
"morning everybody,hungover again but 9am wake up per asual time for another good day" (no response from anybody)
His profile picture is of his stomach... why do people do that to themselves?
PS. There is way more to his cringe-worthy story but it's a fucking essay.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Aug 15, 2011 16:01:45 GMT
Gay that. I'm glad someones bumped this thread though, I was half-heartedly looking for it before to moan about somebody that I work with that is a fucking embarrassment. Basically the background to his story is... he was a skinny lad, just had a kid with his childhood sweetheart and decided to start bodybuilding. Got quite big within a year and went ridiculously over-confident, thinking he was far too good for his missus now, started messaging girls from work (my friends) and just being a general embarrassment. He left his missus to pursue other women which went horribly wrong because everybody ran 100 miles from him, his missus got a new boyfriend... now he wants her back and he's going about it by saying things like "I'm cuddling my pillow thinking it is **** (his ex)". Now his wall is full of girls he has recently added asking if they know him and cringe-worthy statuses asking questions that nobody answers. "going get in bed,finish watching lord of the rings" (no response from anybody) "morning everybody,hungover again but 9am wake up per asual time for another good day" (no response from anybody) His profile picture is of his stomach... why do people do that to themselves? PS. There is way more to his cringe-worthy story but it's a fucking essay. Oh dear. Sounds scarily like an old 'friend' of mine. Was a skinny, spotty, fuckstick and then he decided to go the gym. He got pretty and still is but, my word, what a bellend. He's a fucking mong too and goes to uni (somehow) so thinks he's superior. He carnt even spel. |
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Post by Ninjadmin on Aug 15, 2011 16:06:27 GMT
Gay that. I'm glad someones bumped this thread though, I was half-heartedly looking for it before to moan about somebody that I work with that is a fucking embarrassment. Basically the background to his story is... he was a skinny lad, just had a kid with his childhood sweetheart and decided to start bodybuilding. Got quite big within a year and went ridiculously over-confident, thinking he was far too good for his missus now, started messaging girls from work (my friends) and just being a general embarrassment. He left his missus to pursue other women which went horribly wrong because everybody ran 100 miles from him, his missus got a new boyfriend... now he wants her back and he's going about it by saying things like "I'm cuddling my pillow thinking it is **** (his ex)". Now his wall is full of girls he has recently added asking if they know him and cringe-worthy statuses asking questions that nobody answers. "going get in bed,finish watching lord of the rings" (no response from anybody) "morning everybody,hungover again but 9am wake up per asual time for another good day" (no response from anybody) His profile picture is of his stomach... why do people do that to themselves? PS. There is way more to his cringe-worthy story but it's a fucking essay. Oh dear. Sounds scarily like an old 'friend' of mine. Was a skinny, spotty, fuckstick and then he decided to go the gym. He got pretty and still is but, my word, what a bellend. He's a fucking mong too and goes to uni (somehow) so thinks he's superior. He carnt even spel. This lad isn't pretty, he's still an ugly cunt. He is incredibly stupid though, his Facebook page lists him as being from Stoke in Shropshire. |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Aug 16, 2011 11:52:29 GMT
Oh dear. Sounds scarily like an old 'friend' of mine. Was a skinny, spotty, fuckstick and then he decided to go the gym. He got pretty and still is but, my word, what a bellend. He's a fucking mong too and goes to uni (somehow) so thinks he's superior. He carnt even spel. This lad isn't pretty, he's still an ugly cunt. He is incredibly stupid though, his Facebook page lists him as being from Stoke in Shropshire. Fuck me, that looks incredibly gay calling him 'pretty'. It was supposed to say 'pretty big'. This mate of mine is a rat faced, acne-scarred looking thing. He does have the fittest sister ever to have lived though. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 18, 2011 19:10:03 GMT
Sami Louise Booth Yes I'm single don't mean it givs every lad the oppurtunity 2 fink they can get in ma knickers fact!! Tbh love, I can't see that being much of a problem as far as you're concerned... Edit: conflicting messages much? "Sami Louise Booth If ur single n u wannna party like this status!!" Attachments:
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Post by Chairman Meow on Aug 18, 2011 19:50:48 GMT
Gay that. I'm glad someones bumped this thread though, I was half-heartedly looking for it before to moan about somebody that I work with that is a fucking embarrassment. Basically the background to his story is... he was a skinny lad, just had a kid with his childhood sweetheart and decided to start bodybuilding. Got quite big within a year and went ridiculously over-confident, thinking he was far too good for his missus now, started messaging girls from work (my friends) and just being a general embarrassment. He left his missus to pursue other women which went horribly wrong because everybody ran 100 miles from him, his missus got a new boyfriend... now he wants her back and he's going about it by saying things like "I'm cuddling my pillow thinking it is **** (his ex)". Now his wall is full of girls he has recently added asking if they know him and cringe-worthy statuses asking questions that nobody answers. "going get in bed,finish watching lord of the rings" (no response from anybody) "morning everybody,hungover again but 9am wake up per asual time for another good day" (no response from anybody) His profile picture is of his stomach... why do people do that to themselves? PS. There is way more to his cringe-worthy story but it's a fucking essay. I want more! Glad his ex missus got a new lad, the penis. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Aug 18, 2011 21:08:08 GMT
Sami Louise Booth Yes I'm single don't mean it givs every lad the oppurtunity 2 fink they can get in ma knickers fact!! Tbh love, I can't see that being much of a problem as far as you're concerned... Edit: conflicting messages much? "Sami Louise Booth If ur single n u wannna party like this status!!" Man the harpoons. |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Aug 18, 2011 21:16:19 GMT
She reminds me of this bird I fingered in Liquid.
Hang on a minute......
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Post by Ninjadmin on Aug 20, 2011 10:25:20 GMT
I want more! Glad his ex missus got a new lad, the penis. More I've got. He's off work at the moment because he bashed his elbow, he told work he broke it before he'd been for a scan or anything, must have seen on the internet or somewhere that it takes 8 weeks to heal and told work he probably would be off for 8 weeks. It's probably only a bit of bruising because he's tagged along uninvited to other peoples nights out but he's still not in work for some reason and it's been a fortnight. He's still tagging along uninvited to other people's nights out and uses Facebook to try and get sympathy because well... how the fuck can he take care of his son with a bruised elbow?!?!  I've removed loads of boring posts like "tara reid ooosh" and a million other times he's commented on the television or linked to Youtube vids of old cheesy dance music like 'Pretty Green Eyes'. |
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Post by WineDelilah on Aug 20, 2011 15:16:51 GMT
Just put on 'elbow man's' wall...
'No one cares'.....
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Aug 20, 2011 20:27:59 GMT
He should probably just kill himself
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Post by Ninjadmin on Aug 20, 2011 20:53:30 GMT
He actually should, he spent a bit of time recently saying he wasn't going to work-out anymore because it has ruined his life. He gets a lot of stick for posting pictures of himself, in fact the only time anybody seems to comment on his Facebook page is to take the piss out of his vanity or ask if they know him and why he's added them... every comment like that gets 'liked' by loads of people. It seemed like he'd started to realise what a dick he was at one point but now he's back to his old ways, just uploaded another picture of him flexing his muscles.
The lad is a mess.
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Post by Chairman Meow on Aug 20, 2011 21:29:40 GMT
Thanks for the elaboration, I enjoyed it ;D I love seeing wankers on facebook, makes me feel better about my life which is going nowhere (Boother moment?)
I have a right twat on facebook
"Ryan Summerfieldposted toMartin Cross
Happy Birthday for yesterday! (See the "I'm dying" thread for the reason why I didnt say it yesterday)
;D hope you had a good un"
He needs to learn to shut the fuck up, and show me a picture of his Aunt.
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Post by Donkey on Aug 25, 2011 18:17:40 GMT
Results day are always full of cringeworthy Facebookers. "Got my results 2day, (shows results here)" Who the actual fuck gives a shit about your results except you and your parents? "Hope every1 got the results they need 4 there future" Clearly failed English.  |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Sept 13, 2011 3:37:35 GMT
I think I've found the ultimate Facebook sad bastard after a few hours of random searching and clicking around www.facebook.com/stevenelliott1981Just read some of his statuses and photo comments. Jesus hates Christ.. |
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Post by Retro Porky Heist on Sept 13, 2011 8:26:54 GMT
I think I've found the ultimate Facebook sad bastard after a few hours of random searching and clicking around www.facebook.com/stevenelliott1981Just read some of his statuses and photo comments. Jesus hates Christ.. Where the hell did you find that prick? Really does prove that humanity is doomed now the like of that are no longer wiped out by natural selection  |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Sept 13, 2011 9:02:50 GMT
I think I've found the ultimate Facebook sad bastard after a few hours of random searching and clicking around www.facebook.com/stevenelliott1981Just read some of his statuses and photo comments. Jesus hates Christ.. Where the hell did you find that prick? Really does prove that humanity is doomed now the like of that are no longer wiped out by natural selection Very tempted to add and abuse him. What a prick. He can't be 30, you wouldn't get that much shit froma 13 year old. |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Sept 13, 2011 12:42:23 GMT
I think I've found the ultimate Facebook sad bastard after a few hours of random searching and clicking around www.facebook.com/stevenelliott1981Just read some of his statuses and photo comments. Jesus hates Christ.. Where the hell did you find that prick? Really does prove that humanity is doomed now the like of that are no longer wiped out by natural selection Noticed one of my mates had randomly added someone who looked a bit nice so went to have a wank gander and noticed she'd posted on this special lads wall saying "Stop ringing me freak". Thought I'd have a look to see if there was any replies and was amazed at what a fucking mental horror mess I'd stumbled upon |
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