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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Jan 29, 2014 16:53:21 GMT
Exactly. At what point in her head did that sound like a good idea?
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jan 29, 2014 18:12:39 GMT
Suicidal Gay's new thing is lucid dreaming  15 hours on his first go, seems legit. Especially when you think he also suffers from night terrors and insomnia. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 29, 2014 18:24:05 GMT
Now, I kept a track on this girl because I just knew it was going to go tits up for her. She's always been one of those who has to have a drama in her life so when she met this random Bulgarian bloke (who performs in a travelling circus, might I add), got engaged and moved away with him within about two months of meeting I could've written you the script. Don't wish to gloat or make light of somebody else's misfortune but, fucking hell, some people are fucking mad.  The parts of their life that people put on Facebook is baffling. She needs a counsellor. Would be great if I didn't need an electron microscope to see the text |
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Post by One-Two on Jan 29, 2014 21:48:26 GMT
Suicidal Gay's new thing is lucid dreaming 15 hours on his first go, seems legit. Especially when you think he also suffers from night terrors and insomnia. *alarm sounds* Bullshit alert *alarm sounds* You can't just achieve lucid dreaming in one night because you listened to some music ;D You have to meditate, sleep at certain times, keep dream diaries etc. It takes months or years of training, it's the kind of stuff Buddhist monks spend their lives doing. |
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Post by Orbs on Jan 29, 2014 22:08:05 GMT
What's his PHD in?
My guess is being a cunt.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 29, 2014 22:17:41 GMT
Anyone who goes off with a Bulgarian from a travelling circus deserves everything they get ;D Would you include Bulgarian trapeze artistes in that sweeping statement? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 29, 2014 22:19:22 GMT
Suicidal Gay's new thing is lucid dreaming 15 hours on his first go, seems legit. Especially when you think he also suffers from night terrors and insomnia. *alarm sounds* Bullshit alert *alarm sounds* You can't just achieve lucid dreaming in one night because you listened to some music ;D You have to meditate, sleep at certain times, keep dream diaries etc. It takes months or years of training, it's the kind of stuff Buddhist monks spend their lives doing. Or just eat cheese before bed? |
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Post by The Turtle on Jan 29, 2014 22:25:58 GMT
Now, I kept a track on this girl because I just knew it was going to go tits up for her. She's always been one of those who has to have a drama in her life so when she met this random Bulgarian bloke (who performs in a travelling circus, might I add), got engaged and moved away with him within about two months of meeting I could've written you the script. Don't wish to gloat or make light of somebody else's misfortune but, fucking hell, some people are fucking mad. The parts of their life that people put on Facebook is baffling. She needs a counsellor. She needs a fucking psychiatrist. |
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Post by The Turtle on Jan 29, 2014 22:28:09 GMT
Someone please tell me Benji Webb's PhD was 'achieved' from Wankknob Digital University, Arizona.
Like most of Jeffrey Archer's qualifications to be fair.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 31, 2014 9:47:07 GMT
Did she meet his Great Uncle while she was there?
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Jan 31, 2014 18:46:31 GMT
I have lucid dreams. They're just vague hints that I know that I'm dreaming nowadays but they used to be pretty powerful when I was younger. The ones that I can remember were always journeys to girls that I wanted to fuck as soon as I realised that I was dreaming, used to give myself a 10 or so minute walk for some reason, which was the entirety of the dream, me making my way somewhere that I never got to, with the ability to spawn pointless things like a shit Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
If anybody is interested enough to read on about my beautiful mind, when I was younger and fantasising about various things whilst trying to get to sleep, sudden gusts of wind would come and ruin my fantasy, blowing me and whatever I was doing away. I used to dread when the wind would come in my thoughts, had no control over it. Grew out of that. Occasionally get things flashing in during my wanks though, which is annoying and probably comes from the same place as the gusts of wind and my indecent thoughts about children.
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Post by The Turtle on Jan 31, 2014 20:01:08 GMT
You need a fucking psychiatrist.
The board needs a new catchphrase. I would fuck her just isn't doing it anymore.
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Post by Santy on Feb 1, 2014 8:17:12 GMT
What about "I would do it if Saville would"?
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Post by JB1989 on Feb 4, 2014 0:51:58 GMT
 chelsea have a new manager name MARINO apparently. and this girl is a 'massive chelsea fan'. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 4, 2014 8:28:54 GMT
Sheep, the lot of em
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Post by SamTheLost on Feb 4, 2014 10:50:30 GMT
chelsea have a new manager name MARINO apparently. and this girl is a 'massive chelsea fan'. Think she means SAN Marino, their never say die attitude and incredible perseverance is truly inspiring. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 4, 2014 11:41:35 GMT
Faaark orf, they are no Gibraltar, whose fighting spirit puts the cowards of San Mourinho to shame.
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Post by The Turtle on Feb 4, 2014 17:19:48 GMT
It'll be DAN Marino, legendary Miami Dolphins quarterback and renowned Premier League tactician.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Feb 15, 2014 16:14:14 GMT
What the fuck is this daft bugger babbling on about?  |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Feb 16, 2014 20:15:32 GMT
"Ugly people having ugly babies" seems to be the current theme for people I was at school with. Being reminded that they exist allows me to delete them though, I suppose.
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