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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Feb 12, 2013 10:50:13 GMT
So, nigguhz, looks like those mental North Koreans have been at it again - letting off their nuclear weapons and shit.
How does the rest of the world go about stopping them? They won't give a shit if they're 'internationally condemned' because, like I say, they're right mental and follow their own rules and nobody else's.
You can't really go over there for peace talks as their fat teenage leader would probably just have everybody mercilessly killed and then you've got the issue of a war kicking off (where they'd kick arse - have you seen those fuckers march?).
So, yeah, what do you do? Leave them be and let them continue 'testing' or risk upsetting them and turn that 'testing' into actually warfare? I'd imagine South Korea would bear the brunt of it.
Solutions? Predictions? Let me know.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2013 11:10:05 GMT
Nuke it. There's far too many of them folk running round as it is.
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Post by Northy on Feb 12, 2013 11:21:21 GMT
Put anti missile systems around the country, bolster the already numbered nuke subs off their coast then start a rebellion from within, infiltrate with trained people (who look like locals) into the villages, aid the starving with food telling them there is a better life than their leaders, set the smoke that will light the fire.
The brainwashed goose steppers will soon run when a real army turns up to aid the locals, but not the South Koreans, keep them away from it.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Feb 12, 2013 11:28:06 GMT
South Korea would be shit at fighting, wouldn't they? Imagine this with a gun.  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 12, 2013 11:29:24 GMT
Ah, but imagine Psy leading the cavalry charge, he doesnt even need a horse!!!
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Post by One-Two on Feb 12, 2013 11:40:23 GMT
End it the same way we ended Soviet communism, give them access to MTV and all its delightful capitalist programming.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Feb 12, 2013 11:53:12 GMT
Ahhh, X [image]. Scary bastard.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2013 13:21:27 GMT
Befriend them.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2013 13:25:22 GMT
"Hey North Korea, you look really rad today. I bought some dog, I thought we could share it?"
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Post by Dharma Bum on Feb 12, 2013 13:25:24 GMT
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Feb 12, 2013 13:27:04 GMT
Kim Jong's lad would clearly be happy with a nice cream cake or something.
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Post by Nam Rood on Feb 12, 2013 15:48:21 GMT
Let China sort it.
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Post by starkiller on Feb 12, 2013 16:36:29 GMT
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Post by WhyDelilah on Feb 12, 2013 16:42:21 GMT
The US?
The country that brought us Friends, Planet Hollywood and Disney?
I think not.
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Post by Donkey on Feb 12, 2013 16:51:10 GMT
I don't think the US are likely to just one day decide to nuke a country for the fun of it. ;D |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Feb 12, 2013 18:15:50 GMT
Send in THE MONKEY!
1. Get the SAS to air drop Poisoned Monkey and some dogs in.
2. Then the SBS and The Royal Marines Commandos could smuggle in a few pallet loads of Lemon Curd.
3. Wet dog and lemon curd becomes a tasty culinary treat. It won't be long before Kim Jong-un wants to try it. Poisoned Monkey gets to meet him and fuck him live on Korean State TV. The peasant masses see this as a sign of leadership weakness then rise up and revolt.
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Feb 12, 2013 18:40:17 GMT
I don't think the US are likely to just one day decide to nuke a country for the fun of it. ;D Oh god, don't start him off. |
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Post by Bojantastic on Feb 12, 2013 18:45:27 GMT
To be fair Donks, whilst they're not going to randomly nuke someone, they do have a habit of bombing countries for very little reason other than minor economic gain. ;D
They are also the only country to drop nuclear bombs on anyone. ;D
And their defense spending is more combined than the next 26 countries after them, and 25 of them they class as allies.
So, Starkiller does have a point. The real issue over world affairs right now is Israel, and if anything kicks off, it'll be over that. North Korea are all talk. Leave them be.
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Feb 12, 2013 19:06:44 GMT
Just let them carry on....
Doesn't bother me. And if the do use nuclear weapons against us...well I'll be too dead to care.
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Post by Bojantastic on Feb 12, 2013 19:21:48 GMT
They'll probably be duds anyway ;D
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