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Post by MermaidSal on Jun 12, 2011 12:59:59 GMT
If you're got anything terribly bland, dull and uncontroversial to say, please don't say it on this thread  (And winedel, if by chance you're reading that was for you...) |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Jun 12, 2011 22:58:33 GMT
WineDelilah is here with me Sal (hence why she hasn't replied yet).
We've drank 7 bottles of red wine between us since 6pm and are just about to indulge in some buggery with each other :-)
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Post by Donkey on Jun 13, 2011 15:21:35 GMT
WineDelilah is here with me Sal (hence why she hasn't replied yet). We've drank 7 bottles of red wine between us since 6pm and are just about to indulge in some buggery with each other :-) Dick. |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Jun 13, 2011 20:06:46 GMT
WineDelilah is here with me Sal (hence why she hasn't replied yet). We've drank 7 bottles of red wine between us since 6pm and are just about to indulge in some buggery with each other :-) Dick.   You've upset me |
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Post by Donkey on Jun 13, 2011 20:30:02 GMT
You've upset me And you have me. I know Wine is fucking awesome in bed and her feet smell like plastic which we both like but what ever happened to commitment? |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Jun 13, 2011 20:45:05 GMT
No buggery happened last night i can assure you. We both passed out after the wine and when i awoke she was gone. She is a fine female specimen though and everytime i got a whiff of her burnt plastic smelling feet it reminded me of you so i couldn't really settle anyway. Lets put this whole episode behind us |
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Post by WineDelilah on Jun 15, 2011 22:02:07 GMT
If you're got anything terribly bland, dull and uncontroversial to say, please don't say it on this thread (And winedel, if by chance you're reading that was for you...) Sal..  It will come as no suprise that my jam recipes are not worth a fig.. and my DIY, or Destroy It Yourself skills are no better..., alas, what's a gal to do.. |
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Post by WineDelilah on Jun 15, 2011 22:07:49 GMT
No buggery happened last night i can assure you. We both passed out after the wine and when i awoke she was gone. She is a fine female specimen though and everytime i got a whiff of her burnt plastic smelling feet it reminded me of you so i couldn't really settle anyway. Lets put this whole episode behind us I was always taught it was the height of good manners to know when to leave a party... *note to self, remove plastic shoes before warming feet by log fire...* Donkey, when have I ever come between you and Poisoned... never... Poisoned, wine was shite, will bring my own next time.. |
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Post by jamlander on Jun 16, 2011 8:05:43 GMT
Sal, the best jam hint I can give you is to get a rinse and join the WI. I know two local WI's rather well so I could put a good word in for you. Altogether now " And did those feet...."  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 15, 2016 9:00:53 GMT
This is the oldest thread on my list, RIP you lovely buggers...
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 15, 2016 19:51:27 GMT
'kinell, completely forgot about "donks"...
As he did us!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 16, 2016 12:45:58 GMT
On December 11th, it will be the 3 year anniversary since Roots last posted.....when you go into the list of members and look at the last posted dates, it makes you feel like bloody WW1 fighter pilot looking at a list of the fallen. This board isnt THAT bad, wtf happens to people??
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Post by happycarrot on Sept 16, 2016 17:07:59 GMT
Roots was sadly kidnapped from his home in The Gambia and sold into slavery in Maryland. Obviously slaving all days means he has little time to post on here.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 16, 2016 22:36:26 GMT
Roots was sadly kidnapped from his home in The Gambia and sold into slavery in Maryland. Obviously slaving all days means he has little time to post on here. The Gambia, only people who go there are 55 year old Brit women who want black cock, I think it's a world heritage site for that reason |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 16, 2016 22:37:37 GMT
That solved the wheeeabouts of Sal mystery anyway!
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