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Post by Dharma Bum on Oct 29, 2013 15:44:53 GMT
What's the point of it? Why has it now seemingly become a week-long celebration of all things fake blood and cunty? Am I strange for never taking part in anything to do with it?
Discuss.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2013 15:55:52 GMT
Can't stand it either Dharms. I do quite like the mouth breathers that think they've come up with really imaginative costumes though.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Oct 29, 2013 16:12:25 GMT
Can't stand it and "Trick or Treating" is glorified begging for cunts.
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Post by The Turtle on Oct 29, 2013 16:22:45 GMT
Ha, ha, you'll all fucking change when the sprogs come along ;D
Anyway, think yourselves fortunate. We currently have skeletons and shit all over the bloody house, so when my two beloved brats go out T&T-ing with their mum, guess which poor sod will be here opening the door every fucking five minutes with the bowl of sweets?
Unlike last year when I ignored the knocks and subsequently got a massive bollocking off the missus. Half of her friends' kids had tried, having been told I was in, and got nowt ;D
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Oct 29, 2013 16:39:23 GMT
Fuck the little bastards. That'll soon deter them.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Oct 29, 2013 16:50:03 GMT
Ha ha! Turts that is brilliant! How did the missus explain that one? Doorbell broken?
The old people's no trick or treaters sign has gone up on our window
Do kids still do penny for the guy these days?!
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Post by One-Two on Oct 29, 2013 16:53:46 GMT
Load of American shite. Hate all the Facebook pictures of people shittily dressed as zombies, it wouldn't be so bad if people tried to be vaguely original.
Bakeries seem obsessed with it which I always find a bit weird. Who thinks a window full of fake insects and spiders is going to make people desperate to eat their food?
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 29, 2013 17:14:36 GMT
I went to Greggs yesterday for the first time in about a year, all because the spooky muffins looked nice.
;D
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 29, 2013 18:39:40 GMT
It's a load of fucking horsespunk. If kids to try to beg sweets or money off me I simply answer the door and shout "What?" in a very annoyed voice. They usually take a step back and fuck off.
If my kids mention Halloween I tell them that the Amerians just want them to rot their teeth so they can sell them Coca Cola as they will only be able to use a straw.
Fucking pile of Yankwank ..... We should tell them to stick it right up their fat arses. We'll be having fucking thanksgiving next for fucks sake.
Bollocks to it ............. And fucking Bonfire night ..... Just so cunts can let off explosives .... it should be banned, and kids should be prosecuted for begging when they are fucking 'penny for the guy',ing .......... PENNY .......... They want a couple of fucking quid now ... I just save any copy pound coins I end up with and give them to them ;D
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Post by Stokiecat on Oct 29, 2013 19:41:41 GMT
Halloween - not sure, used to enjoy as a kid but NEVER went trick or treating. That's purely yankwank (like that phrase will be using that a lot.)
Bonfire night + UK tradition - surprised u don't want to encourage the anti-establishment-ism Mr S...
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Oct 29, 2013 20:11:02 GMT
Birds all go out as zombie sluts, it's awesome.
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Post by Northy on Oct 29, 2013 20:40:46 GMT
Never liked it, even when the kids were younger, yes they dressed up at home but we didn't take em begging out on the streets, it's just got so hyped up these days, fook it off back to fat yank land
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 29, 2013 20:44:10 GMT
Inaccessible block of flats for the win.
Haven't had a trick or treater in the 8 years I've lived here.
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Post by Santy on Oct 29, 2013 22:05:59 GMT
Blinds drawn, lights off and ignore the door. That's the plan for my night anyway.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 29, 2013 23:48:58 GMT
It's a bit of fun.
Made a pumpkin with little one, LED as opposed to a cande as she's only a 3er. A costume ready for a little people's party tomorrow.
Got bags of sweets in for T or Ters should they knock (my gift of cans of lager a few years back was probably innmapropriate).
Bonfire night is more my cup of tea, JTF will be getting another couple of hundred quid off me at the weekend fr a good few kilos of high explosive (for the kids obviously!).
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Post by Donkey on Oct 29, 2013 23:52:32 GMT
Seems like an excuse for teenaged girls to dress as cats, for that reason I'm all for it.
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Post by Heisenberg on Oct 30, 2013 1:06:12 GMT
I went to Greggs yesterday for the first time in about a year, all because the spooky muffins looked nice. ;D Greggs' Halloween range is hilarious, my personal favourite being the 'spicy Mexican bandit'. |
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Post by The Turtle on Oct 30, 2013 9:44:27 GMT
I imagine Halloween in Mexico to involve pushing a donkey dressed in a black cape out of a belltower or something similar.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 30, 2013 9:52:46 GMT
I went to Greggs yesterday for the first time in about a year, all because the spooky muffins looked nice. ;D Greggs' Halloween range is hilarious, my personal favourite being the 'spicy Mexican bandit'. are you supposed to eat it or stick it up your arse? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 30, 2013 9:55:54 GMT
I was against it, as it went through a phase in the Uk where surly teenagers would be asking for money, but here becasue there isnt a bonfire night (they take the whole burning the Catholic thing too seriously for some reason), its quite a big deal, but the hundreds of kids that come around are by and large tiny ones who just want the sweets, sadly, there are few sexy teenage ones but sometimes the mums dress up. I always end up running out of sweets and end up having to give away tins of soup and lightbulbs and random shite I can find.
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