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Donkey Mark Stein Donkey's Gonna Donk Posts: 9,196 Likes: 369	Halloween Oct 30, 2013 10:25:01 GMT Orbs and Pretty Little Boother like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Donkey on Oct 30, 2013 10:25:01 GMT Oct 30, 2013 9:44:27 GMT The Turtle said: I imagine Halloween in Mexico to involve pushing a donkey dressed in a black cape out of a belltower or something similar.
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Campervan Von Bigglesworth Gordon Banks I know where you live! Posts: 14,016 Likes: 3,505	Halloween Oct 30, 2013 11:00:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 30, 2013 11:00:40 GMT Foreigners are so mental arent they?
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Revolver Ocelot Mark Stein I am Shalashaska, also called... Revolver Ocelot Posts: 5,366 Likes: 1,266	Halloween Oct 30, 2013 13:41:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 30, 2013 13:41:09 GMT Oct 30, 2013 11:00:40 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said: Foreigners are so mental arent they?
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Halloween Oct 30, 2013 16:10:21 GMT

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Post by The Turtle on Oct 30, 2013 16:10:21 GMT

You might be all right, Donkey, it may have been a goat which gets lobbed off a church. And it may have been Spain in fact. Or is that where they stuff sparrows into bottles and chuck them off steeples?

It's very confusing all this animal related cruelty in the name of religion/superstition whatever.

But yeah, people not from this country - well mental.

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Northy Mark Stein Posts: 6,292 Likes: 1,267	Halloween Oct 31, 2013 19:25:42 GMT Mr_Sausage likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Northy on Oct 31, 2013 19:25:42 GMT Just put a picture of Jimmy Saville on the door, that ~~kept~~ will keep them away
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Dharma Bum Mark Stein Beat. Posts: 7,785 Likes: 1,227	Halloween Oct 31, 2014 19:29:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dharma Bum on Oct 31, 2014 19:29:58 GMT Still a load of bollocks.
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Halloween Oct 31, 2014 20:17:27 GMT

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Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 31, 2014 20:17:27 GMT

Well I'm sick to the back fucking teeth with it. We had a group of kids at the door earlier and I told my missus to sort them out as I felt my inner rage welling up like a fucking volcano on overload. My 7 year old son asked me why he isn't doing halloween so I told him it's because he isn't an arsehole.

Even worse than kids is supposed adults dressed up. These cunts only need the slightest excuse to show off and ponse about. If I were to go on a stabbing and slashing spree I'd choose halloween because people would think all the blood was just make up and the screams just there for effect.

That's an idea .... A halloween stabathon ;D

What sort of knife for that one Jonesy?

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danceswithclams Bjarni Guðjónsson "Clamtastic" Posts: 186 Likes: 148	Halloween Nov 1, 2014 0:38:34 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by danceswithclams on Nov 1, 2014 0:38:34 GMT Oct 29, 2013 23:48:58 GMT JonesInAMillion said: A costume ready for a little people's party tomorrow. A Halloween party for midgets sounds like the greatest thing ever. Can I come?
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Halloween Nov 1, 2014 0:56:50 GMT RickyFullerBeer likes this

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Oct 31, 2014 20:17:27 GMT Mr_Sausage said:

Well I'm sick to the back fucking teeth with it. We had a group of kids at the door earlier and I told my missus to sort them out as I felt my inner rage welling up like a fucking volcano on overload. My 7 year old son asked me why he isn't doing halloween so I told him it's because he isn't an arsehole.

Even worse than kids is supposed adults dressed up. These cunts only need the slightest excuse to show off and ponse about. If I were to go on a stabbing and slashing spree I'd choose halloween because people would think all the blood was just make up and the screams just there for effect.

That's an idea .... A halloween stabathon ;D

What sort of knife for that one Jonesy?

Sausage ;D

Might have known you wouldn't be a fan.

Probably the best 1863 quote ever right there...

"My 7 year old son asked me why he isn't doing halloween so I told him it's because he isn't an arsehole."

I went out with my arseholes, only targeted houses with pumpkins ( mine was a mouldy, soggy, festering mess that barely supported its own weight, I made it last wknd and stored it in a warm house). We had some fun, the boy was dressed as the devil which was quite apt.

Best UK legal stabby knife; probably this...

An enzo pk70, 3" friction folder available in carbon fibre or birch scales. Touch on the pricey side at £100 though

I took my 900lumen ea4 pioneer torch instead, a little more practical for today's outing.

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Halloween Nov 1, 2014 0:59:51 GMT

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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 1, 2014 0:59:51 GMT

I fucking love it.

Fit birds dressed as cats (as mentioned), The Monster Mash (greatest track ever), evil clowns (my sexual fantasy), horror films, and eating a load of sugary crap because I live at the top of a relatively steep incline that people can't be arsed to trick or treat.

Halloween specials of The Simpsons and South Park, and we're onto a right winner.

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JonesInAMillion Mark Stein Posts: 6,751 Likes: 2,107	Halloween Nov 1, 2014 1:04:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 1, 2014 1:04:47 GMT I forgot to add... Boo!
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RickyFullerBeer Mark Stein Posts: 7,488 Likes: 2,335	Halloween Nov 1, 2014 5:28:34 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RickyFullerBeer on Nov 1, 2014 5:28:34 GMT Fucking sluts everywhere....love it!!
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happycarrot Mark Stein I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards. Posts: 5,023 Likes: 1,594	Halloween Nov 1, 2014 10:47:58 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by happycarrot on Nov 1, 2014 10:47:58 GMT A bottle of rum and Night of the Lepus on DVD.....Perfect Halloween if I could find the actual DVD
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Halloween Nov 1, 2014 12:41:47 GMT Orbs, Time4aPINT, and 9 more like this

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Last night the lad had gone out T&Ting with his mates, the daughter had gone out doing same with the missus.

Excellent, an empty house, the computer's on, time for a nice leisurely wank. Thoroughly enjoyed the lesbian action I was watching and just getting to the vinegar strokes when the door was knocked. Immediately Captain Picard came back from warp speed and I then realised with horror that I had to answer it because, as regular readers of my drivel will remember from last Halloween, I got the mother of all bollockings from the missus for not bothering to answer the door to T&Ters, half of whom were her friends' kids sent round especially to our house to collect sweets!

So there I was standing at the door with the old chap tucked away into my bootcut Asda jeans but still at a good 45 degrees offering sweets to kids. Some slightly questioning looks from the parents accompanying them.

And in this way I like to think I provided my own special scary contribution to this year's Halloween.

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Campervan Von Bigglesworth Gordon Banks I know where you live! Posts: 14,016 Likes: 3,505	Halloween Nov 5, 2014 14:02:56 GMT via mobile The Funkasaurus likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 5, 2014 14:02:56 GMT This is now the abiding fantasy for one young man in Argentina ....
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Halloween Oct 28, 2015 17:41:37 GMT Northy likes this

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Sat in the pub last night, had some twats coming in doing "trick or treating"

Fuck off

First of all it was the 27th, dont know why the fuck they were doing it so early

Also what do they expect? I am sitting there semi-drunk and do they expect me to pull a pack of haribos out of my pocket?

Utter bellends.

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Campervan Von Bigglesworth Gordon Banks I know where you live! Posts: 14,016 Likes: 3,505	Halloween Oct 28, 2015 18:00:03 GMT via mobile RickyFullerBeer likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 28, 2015 18:00:03 GMT Happy birthday for tomorrow thread
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EnricoPalazzo Peter Hoekstra Posts: 1,711 Likes: 828	Halloween Oct 29, 2015 7:48:29 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 29, 2015 7:48:29 GMT Always good tv on, and the evil dead series starts halloween night so this year I fucking love it.
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RickyFullerBeer Mark Stein Posts: 7,488 Likes: 2,335	Halloween Oct 29, 2015 14:12:39 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RickyFullerBeer on Oct 29, 2015 14:12:39 GMT Don't like scary films. Do like slutty Halloween outfits, so it's swings and roundabouts.
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