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Post by Dharma Bum on Oct 1, 2012 12:36:42 GMT
Finally gonna take the plunge and become a veggie. Buying a big fuck off bag of Quorn tomorrow. Don't be a faggot, Dharma. I just wuv the lickle animals too much  |
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Post by aworldofmyown on Oct 1, 2012 17:10:21 GMT
Don't be a faggot, Dharma. I just wuv the lickle animals too much Mrs made quorn mince cottage pie tonight with potato and parsnip mash, just doesn't taste right without the mince, needed a bit of spice to boost it up |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 8, 2012 21:47:18 GMT
A food related anecdote that came to mind earlier today (I have no idea why I recollected it)... Stayin in a poshish hotel in Plymouth a few years back for mar lady's brothers wedding, the night before I was attacking the bar alone. Late on, pissed up in the bar, sedate surroundings I was a bit peckish and ordered crisps with my drambuie / lager combination. Anyway, not long afte, this trolley of food appeared, sarnies, cheese selection, cold meats, pickle, crisps and other savoury treats. A few moments passed and it was just sitting in the bar, only a few people left in there at this point. For some reason I assumed that complimentary late night snacks had been kindly provided, after all they knew I was hungry and it wasn't cheap to stay there. Anywho, I pulled up a seat and attacked it good n proper, tucked my napkin in my collar and everything, didn't want to look out of place. Afte a good ten minutes of going at it, I looked up for air; there was a table of well to-do oldies looking on in horror, jaws dropped to the floor. I asked the barmans what their effing problem was, he could only surmise that they were a bit miffed that I'd just devoured their supper that they had per ordered ;D I went over to opologise which fell on deaf ears; as I handed the used napkin from my neck to one of the old chaps he simply got up and left. In retrospect I was mortified but couldn't sto sniggering for weeks after the event  |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Oct 10, 2012 15:44:58 GMT
Meat-free for over a week now.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 10, 2012 20:19:25 GMT
Gonna try these in a minute, will report back soon.  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 10, 2012 21:08:58 GMT
Only just noticed dharmas post above; is it a sponsored charity event? Run out of money? Allergy? I really don't understand.
Anyway, bacon jerky is pigtastic once your mouth gets over the shock of expecting crisps and getting clod chewy meat from a packet instrad, savoury snack of he millennia!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 11, 2012 8:17:46 GMT
hmmmmm, bacon......
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Post by aworldofmyown on Oct 11, 2012 8:57:34 GMT
Meat-free for over a week now. unlike Orbs Mrs?  He's a lucky fella that Salop |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Oct 11, 2012 11:46:41 GMT
Only just noticed dharmas post above; is it a sponsored charity event? Run out of money? Allergy? I really don't understand. Anyway, bacon jerky is pigtastic once your mouth gets over the shock of expecting crisps and getting clod chewy meat from a packet instrad, savoury snack of he millennia! Nah, it's for reasons of morality. |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Oct 11, 2012 11:48:30 GMT
I take it you've completely eliminated penis from your diet then, Dharms? lol
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 11, 2012 12:51:09 GMT
I love the way Chinese people cant cook chips....
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Post by Bojantastic on Oct 11, 2012 14:57:29 GMT
Why can't you get Philly Cheese Steaks in England? Or can you? They're the fucking best thing ever.
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Post by aworldofmyown on Oct 11, 2012 15:10:05 GMT
Why can't you get Philly Cheese Steaks in England? Or can you? They're the fucking best thing ever. are you a fat american now? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 11, 2012 16:00:56 GMT
Only just noticed dharmas post above; is it a sponsored charity event? Run out of money? Allergy? I really don't understand. Anyway, bacon jerky is pigtastic once your mouth gets over the shock of expecting crisps and getting clod chewy meat from a packet instrad, savoury snack of he millennia! Nah, it's for reasons of morality. I consider i morally right to eat meat; being at the top of the foodchain means its our moral and ethical duty to eat meat or we may unballance the earths natural being. We'd be simply overun with pigs, cows, sheep n chickens if we all stopped eating meat; in this instance there would be no grass left for other animals to eat... insects would have nowhere to live or reproduce and the whole planet would soon become fucked. Shame on you and your "morals". |
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Post by aworldofmyown on Oct 11, 2012 18:40:41 GMT
Nah, it's for reasons of morality. I consider i morally right to eat meat; being at the top of the foodchain means its our moral and ethical duty to eat meat or we may unballance the earths natural being. We'd be simply overun with pigs, cows, sheep n chickens if we all stopped eating meat; in this instance there would be no grass left for other animals to eat... insects would have nowhere to live or reproduce and the whole planet would soon become fucked. Shame on you and your "morals". we have to grow wheat, oats, etc to feed cattle, if we just ate the wheat and oats and the animals weren't here then the cattle/pigs wouldn't be farting and causing global warming |
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Post by Bojantastic on Oct 11, 2012 21:19:18 GMT
Why can't you get Philly Cheese Steaks in England? Or can you? They're the fucking best thing ever. are you a fat american now? Not yet. All you can eat dining hall though with so much choice. I don't know how I'm being so strict on myself. It's weird though, only about 20% are fat, but the ones that are fat are super fat, not just a little bit chubby. Then the rest of them are all mega fit. There don't seem to be many like me that are sort of middle of the road, average weight etc. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Oct 11, 2012 22:55:57 GMT
I take it you've completely eliminated penis from your diet then, Dharms? lol Animal penis, yes. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 12, 2012 8:19:18 GMT
I never liked Oxtail Soup becasue I thought the cows had been wiping their arses with their tails. True story!
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Oct 12, 2012 11:31:08 GMT
Baked beans on mega thick toast for dinner. Scrumptious.
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Post by jamlander on Oct 14, 2012 19:07:17 GMT
This afternoon's little treat from Mr Chatwin.   |
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