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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 2, 2017 20:00:45 GMT
El clasico tonight, bacon & egg sarnie!
Good job I ate well at the wknd!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 3, 2017 21:30:09 GMT
popped in aldi tay, picked up a pork shoulder joint. off the bone, skinned, rolled, trimmed, tied, stuffed and seasoned; under £4 for 1.1kg. fucking bananas, there's over four quids worth of butchery gone into it!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Feb 3, 2017 21:33:23 GMT
popped in aldi tay, picked up a pork shoulder joint. off the bone, skinned, rolled, trimmed, tied, stuffed and seasoned; under £4 for 1.1kg. fucking bananas, there's over four quids worth of butchery gone into it! Stuffed with bananas. No wonder it was cheap. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 4, 2017 12:35:43 GMT
popped in aldi tay, picked up a pork shoulder joint. off the bone, skinned, rolled, trimmed, tied, stuffed and seasoned; under £4 for 1.1kg. fucking bananas, there's over four quids worth of butchery gone into it! Surely a banana fucks you? |
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Post by Northy on Feb 6, 2017 8:47:02 GMT
full english fry in twickenham on Saturday, couple of guinness then a 3 course pre match meal, which combined was about as big as a piece of toast, obviously don't feed that to the players, but probably to the hostesses (not waitresses who were plain in contrast), who were wearing figure hugging dresses showing off their tits and arses perfectly.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 6, 2017 11:32:19 GMT
full english fry in twickenham on Saturday, couple of guinness then a 3 course pre match meal, which combined was about as big as a piece of toast, obviously don't feed that to the players, but probably to the hostesses (not waitresses who were plain in contrast), who were wearing figure hugging dresses showing off their tits and arses perfectly. Thats like a stream of consciousness type of post, much in the style of Cormac McCarthy, shorn of adequate punctuation, leaving the reader to ascertain the context themselves. Genius. |
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Post by Northy on Feb 7, 2017 18:57:22 GMT
Having Thai in a place called 'sala thong' they should make the waitresses wear one
apart from the old one
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Post by Northy on Feb 9, 2017 5:58:14 GMT
pizza and stella, there goes my plan of eating healthy when staying away  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 14, 2017 19:37:09 GMT
I won't go onto specifics just yet but I've just had the best home cooked chips ever, period.
Fuck the fillets of chicken, rump steak, onion rings etc....
THE CHIPS WERE FUCKING AMAZING!!!!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Feb 15, 2017 0:18:16 GMT
I always seem to really fancy a Chinese takeaway on a Tuesday. This is bloody annoying because my favourite Chinese takeaway is shut on Tuesday.
Had burger, onions, mushrooms and oven chips instead. Unlike Jonesy's chips - mine were rather average.
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Post by Northy on Feb 15, 2017 9:29:17 GMT
we need the details of those chips quickly, I pan to make chips tonight
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 15, 2017 13:26:45 GMT
I'd like to eat Singapore Noodles off Jennifer Lawrences boobies. This dish would however work without the noodles at a push....
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Feb 15, 2017 15:19:59 GMT
I always seem to really fancy a Chinese takeaway on a Tuesday. This is bloody annoying because my favourite Chinese takeaway is shut on Tuesday. Had burger, onions, mushrooms and oven chips instead. Unlike Jonesy's chips - mine were rather average. The bastard Chinese in hartshill is always closed on Tuesday. Blaming the gays for that one! |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 15, 2017 16:34:16 GMT
That's because its Chinese New Week on Tuesdays, its like a bank holiday to them. They believe if you open on a Tuesday, the mighty Denlong, dragon prince, will come from the East China Sea and make their prawn crackers go soft and taste slightly of jizz.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 15, 2017 16:35:10 GMT
Of course, The Gays might be responsible for making the prawn crackers taste of jizz, in which case you are right to suspect their involvement.
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Post by Northy on Feb 15, 2017 16:43:06 GMT
I'd like to eat Singapore Noodles off Jennifer Lawrences boobies. This dish would however work without the noodles at a push.... just smear them in a light soy sauce and just llick that off |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 15, 2017 16:47:50 GMT
Might be too salty?
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Post by Northy on Feb 15, 2017 20:05:33 GMT
light is the reduced salt version, if not salty enough, add your own...
and some prawn crackers
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 15, 2017 20:34:04 GMT
What happens if The Gays have ruined them?
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Feb 15, 2017 20:54:33 GMT
What happens if The Gays have ruined them? The army must be called in to quash the velvet menace. |
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