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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 23, 2014 9:12:36 GMT
Whenever I see people 'vaping' I like to imagine that they're playing a tiny clarinet. This has since developed to the point where I now attribute specific tunes to different types of vaper. For example, fat benefit claimants on unnecessary mobility scooters are playing The Race by Yello. Cheap suit-clad salesmen types on otherhand are playing the solo from Baker Street. Swarthy looking foreigners play Herb Alpert’s Little Spanish Flea. These rules are not set hard and fast however - you can assign different woodwind solos from popular music to other social stereotypes as you see fit. Be warned though...once you start doing this it's hard to see where it'll end and you may find yourself audibly honking Yackety Sax at a portly woman outside a Toby Carvery (as I did earlier today). I generally play dexies midnight runner "Gino" on mine. Or the progidys "weather experience" when I'm in a reflective mood.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 26, 2014 21:56:09 GMT
Rules coming!Vapes / e-cigs will save millions of lives, simple as that.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 19, 2014 23:18:46 GMT
I have to keep referred ing this thread and the quitting smoking thread to verify my smoke free history. Purchased one of these this morning we my old one fucked up (panic stations), very nice bit of kit, even if it does put the size of my manhood to shame!
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Post by starkiller on Oct 22, 2014 14:45:18 GMT
I have to keep referred ing this thread and the quitting smoking thread to verify my smoke free history. Purchased one of these this morning we my old one fucked up (panic stations), very nice bit of kit, even if it does put the size of my manhood to shame! That's a lightsaber.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Oct 22, 2014 17:00:28 GMT
I have to keep referred ing this thread and the quitting smoking thread to verify my smoke free history. Purchased one of these this morning we my old one fucked up (panic stations), very nice bit of kit, even if it does put the size of my manhood to shame! Looks like it was made for experimenting on the ISS. Quality if you could see the astronauts tweeting about vaping in space with one.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 22, 2014 19:00:18 GMT
I have to keep referred ing this thread and the quitting smoking thread to verify my smoke free history. Purchased one of these this morning we my old one fucked up (panic stations), very nice bit of kit, even if it does put the size of my manhood to shame! That's a lightsaber. Lifesaver I'm hoping!
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 16, 2014 18:35:48 GMT
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 19, 2014 22:11:42 GMT
Fucking bost the end off it the other day whilst I was in Preston, panic stations I can tell the!
Tried to hold it together with duct tape to get my nico hit, felt like a tramp fishing for but ends in the urinals.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 6, 2015 6:56:18 GMT
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Post by The Turtle on Apr 6, 2015 7:34:15 GMT
How long have you been fag free now, Jonesy? Do you think you could go vape free for a day or so? Must be costing you a fortune these liquids aren't cheap.
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Post by Orbs on Apr 6, 2015 8:02:40 GMT
I've got a couple of mates who were real heavy smokers - they gave up the fags and started vaping about 18 months ago. There's no way they'd give up as they see it as a much cheaper and 'healthier' alternative to something they are addicted to. It's also better that they can stay in the pub rather than go outside although it can only be a matter of time before more pubs ban it.
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Post by Salopstick on Apr 6, 2015 11:46:33 GMT
I've got a couple of mates who were real heavy smokers - they gave up the fags and started vaping about 18 months ago. There's no way they'd give up as they see it as a much cheaper and 'healthier' alternative to something they are addicted to. It's also better that they can stay in the pub rather than go outside although it can only be a matter of time before more pubs ban it. Actally it's 19 months fag free mate
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Post by Orbs on Apr 6, 2015 12:11:07 GMT
I've got a couple of mates who were real heavy smokers - they gave up the fags and started vaping about 18 months ago. There's no way they'd give up as they see it as a much cheaper and 'healthier' alternative to something they are addicted to. It's also better that they can stay in the pub rather than go outside although it can only be a matter of time before more pubs ban it. Actally it's 19 months fag free mate Unlike George.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 6, 2015 12:11:51 GMT
I've been fag free since i started this thread (with the exception of about 300 smokes in benidorm over a wknd).
I'm no vape snob, but similar to salop's missus, I like a substantial piece in my mouth.
I honestly can't see myself ever smoking another fag, I feel loads better for vaping but ultimately want to give these up too; I would say that my nicotine dependence has increased since vaping though.
If they decide to van them in pubs / inside that's no biggy, it's probably prudent given that the long term health risks are not yet fully realised.
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Post by Salopstick on Apr 6, 2015 22:58:48 GMT
How long have you been fag free now, Jonesy? Do you think you could go vape free for a day or so? Must be costing you a fortune these liquids aren't cheap. £1.50 a bottle in home bargains less than £3 a week At the beginning of every month I get about 7 bottles and a new atomiser. For about £15 I saw fags at nearly £10 a pack in the shops
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Post by The Turtle on Apr 7, 2015 20:19:14 GMT
Gave up the tabs long before ecigs were thought of so I've not really given it much attention but noticed in a newsagents in Warwick the other day a bottle for £15, small one too, no idea how long it lasts but I thought fuck me that's a bit steep.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 8, 2015 8:23:39 GMT
Everything is expensive in Warwick I think you will find, its the tourists you see........
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 23, 2015 4:22:43 GMT
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Apr 25, 2015 9:22:23 GMT
Viz Top Tip: Attachments:
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 25, 2015 17:00:18 GMT
Also a great way of making fag-butt tea.
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