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Post by Mr_Sausage on Jun 16, 2014 8:59:54 GMT
Fuck me it's almost that time again. Wimblebore and its strawberrys and cream teas and soggy crotched hormonal women squealing for Andy. All over the TV for two fucking weeks. The ads are bad enough but trying to dodge the god awful boring tennis and its panty wetting groupies on TV is fucking murder. Then there are the two manwomen ... The Williams 'sisters' .... Two fucking hirsute gorillawomen who are about as sexy as a house brick.
Yelping, squealing, panting and sweating, these middle aged biddies who can't get enough up their love funnel appear to be orgasmic whenever some bloke in shorts steps out onto the court. JUST GO OUT AND FIND COCK FOR FUCKS SAKE!
They act like 12 year olds at a One Direction concert. It's cringeworthy, along with their silly and deliberate slow handclapping of anyone who spoils their little clitfiddle fest and the media coverage any time a British player is mentioned is toadyism and jingoism at its worst. Pompous, boring .... Just plain shit.
Just fuck it off PLEASE. It's shit apart from Mariah Sharapova who I would simply like to sexually destroy and eat her knickers.
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jun 16, 2014 9:50:44 GMT
I love Wimbledon. It's fantastic.
Queens is also quite good...can't wait to get my racket out (not a euphemism)
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Jun 16, 2014 10:35:56 GMT
World Cup and Wimbledon, what a brilliant summer. I think that tennis is probably my favourite sport to watch when I'm not emotionally invested in either team/player. Football and boxing are my favourite two sports but I'd rather watch two random tennis players at a decent level than Sweden u20s vs Iran's u20s or two average German middleweight boxers.
Used to be fairly handy with a tennis racket n'all a few years ago, shame it's not really accessible 10 months of the year. I'm the big boss of squash though, come at me.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jun 16, 2014 10:56:36 GMT
World Cup and Wimbledon, what a brilliant summer. I think that tennis is probably my favourite sport to watch when I'm not emotionally invested in either team/player. Football and boxing are my favourite two sports but I'd rather watch two random tennis players at a decent level than Sweden u20s vs Iran's u20s or two average German middleweight boxers. Used to be fairly handy with a tennis racket n'all a few years ago, shame it's not really accessible 10 months of the year. I'm the big boss of squash though, come at me. Get your sen indoors. I play doubles every week, there's a pool of about 10 of us and it's first 4 down who play each week. If not loads of clubs have leagues you can join or just put your name down for friendly games. I love it, great sport. And Wimbledon is ace. What I love about tennis is that a player could be 2 sets down and match point down and still turn a game round and win, it's as much a mental battle as it is the game itself. |
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Post by The Turtle on Jun 16, 2014 11:04:02 GMT
World Cup and Wimbledon, what a brilliant summer. I think that tennis is probably my favourite sport to watch when I'm not emotionally invested in either team/player. Football and boxing are my favourite two sports but I'd rather watch two random tennis players at a decent level than Sweden u20s vs Iran's u20s or two average German middleweight boxers. Used to be fairly handy with a tennis racket n'all a few years ago, shame it's not really accessible 10 months of the year. I'm the big boss of squash though, come at me. I take it you mean men's tennis. Cos women's tennis is fucking dire. |
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jun 16, 2014 11:38:33 GMT
World Cup and Wimbledon, what a brilliant summer. I think that tennis is probably my favourite sport to watch when I'm not emotionally invested in either team/player. Football and boxing are my favourite two sports but I'd rather watch two random tennis players at a decent level than Sweden u20s vs Iran's u20s or two average German middleweight boxers. Used to be fairly handy with a tennis racket n'all a few years ago, shame it's not really accessible 10 months of the year. I'm the big boss of squash though, come at me. I take it you mean men's tennis. Cos women's tennis is fucking dire. I uses to think that about the women but the standard at the French open was really good. |
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Post by The Turtle on Jun 16, 2014 12:18:22 GMT
Have a word with yourself, Funky!
Nadal, Federer, Murray, Djokovic, Wawrinka, Ferrer
Squawking Sharapova and some other paunchy bints.
No comparison.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jun 16, 2014 12:26:41 GMT
Don't get me wrong, I'd always watch the men's tennis over the women's, but I was impressed with the level of quality on show.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jun 16, 2014 14:31:32 GMT
Don't mind watching a bit of tennis on TV when Wimbledon is on. Enjoy watching the doubles when they show that, the rallies are brilliant!
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Post by The Turtle on Jun 16, 2014 14:40:08 GMT
Don't get me wrong, I'd always watch the men's tennis over the women's, but I was impressed with the level of quality on show. Fair enough. I didn't watch much at all so you could well be right. Sharapova's screeching made me give up after five minutes. Just so annoying and distracting. |
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jun 16, 2014 15:15:12 GMT
Yeah I can't stand it either.
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Jun 16, 2014 16:19:26 GMT
Better rallies in women's tennis. And upskirt shots.
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Post by Orbs on Jun 16, 2014 16:45:25 GMT
Ever been to Queens Club Sauser?
You'll be disappointed.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 16, 2014 19:13:25 GMT
I like the lesbian undercurrent of chicks tennis
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 16, 2014 20:45:04 GMT
I think women tennisers have the sexiest bods out of any athletes...  |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Jun 17, 2014 9:00:35 GMT
Don't get me wrong, I'd always watch the men's tennis over the women's, but I was impressed with the level of quality on show. Fair enough. I didn't watch much at all so you could well be right. Sharapova's screeching made me give up after five minutes. Just so annoying and distracting.I find Sharapova very distracting, well my Johnson does  She's gorgeous with the body of a goddess, perky tits, and legs that just go on and on and on and ermm where's that kleenex when you need it. |
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Post by Chairman Meow on Jun 22, 2014 11:36:25 GMT
I think women tennisers have the sexiest bods out of any athletes... How's she going to get that sand out of her fadge? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 22, 2014 12:34:23 GMT
I think women tennisers have the sexiest bods out of any athletes... How's she going to get that sand out of her fadge?  |
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Post by Nonington. on Jun 23, 2014 0:41:40 GMT
Fuck me it's almost that time again. Wimblebore and its strawberrys and cream teas and soggy crotched hormonal women squealing for Andy. All over the TV for two fucking weeks. The ads are bad enough but trying to dodge the god awful boring tennis and its panty wetting groupies on TV is fucking murder. Then there are the two manwomen ... The Williams 'sisters' .... Two fucking hirsute gorillawomen who are about as sexy as a house brick. Yelping, squealing, panting and sweating, these middle aged biddies who can't get enough up their love funnel appear to be orgasmic whenever some bloke in shorts steps out onto the court. JUST GO OUT AND FIND COCK FOR FUCKS SAKE! They act like 12 year olds at a One Direction concert. It's cringeworthy, along with their silly and deliberate slow handclapping of anyone who spoils their little clitfiddle fest and the media coverage any time a British player is mentioned is toadyism and jingoism at its worst. Pompous, boring .... Just plain shit. Just fuck it off PLEASE. It's shit apart from Mariah Sharapova who I would simply like to sexually destroy and eat her knickers. THEY MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOU WHEN THEY STOP YOU?. 'I started off in a career in the RAF as an aircraft mechanic. I left the RAF with an exemplary reference on discharge. In later years I qualified in Psychology and Counselling and ended up working in Social Work for Barnardos, Together Trust, and various other charitable foundations and local authorities, latterly Stoke on Trent Council. My work must have hit its mark because I have an extensive and excellent CV, along with top class references from both ex employers and a lot of compliment comments from ex clients. The most telling thing though, is being stopped in Tescos and on the street by ex clients who just wished to thank me for turning their lives around. I really am one white winged fucking angel ;D' So says Mr Sausage.Just shows you what he is really like? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 23, 2014 9:29:00 GMT
Andy Murray has hired that massive blokey girl player whose name Im not going to spell as his coach. What is the world coming to?
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