Nam Rood
Bjarni Guðjónsson
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Post by Nam Rood on Jun 23, 2014 9:54:17 GMT
Fuck me it's almost that time again. Wimblebore and its strawberrys and cream teas and soggy crotched hormonal women squealing for Andy. All over the TV for two fucking weeks. The ads are bad enough but trying to dodge the god awful boring tennis and its panty wetting groupies on TV is fucking murder. Then there are the two manwomen ... The Williams 'sisters' .... Two fucking hirsute gorillawomen who are about as sexy as a house brick. Yelping, squealing, panting and sweating, these middle aged biddies who can't get enough up their love funnel appear to be orgasmic whenever some bloke in shorts steps out onto the court. JUST GO OUT AND FIND COCK FOR FUCKS SAKE! They act like 12 year olds at a One Direction concert. It's cringeworthy, along with their silly and deliberate slow handclapping of anyone who spoils their little clitfiddle fest and the media coverage any time a British player is mentioned is toadyism and jingoism at its worst. Pompous, boring .... Just plain shit. Just fuck it off PLEASE. It's shit apart from Mariah Sharapova who I would simply like to sexually destroy and eat her knickers. THEY MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOU WHEN THEY STOP YOU?. 'I started off in a career in the RAF as an aircraft mechanic. I left the RAF with an exemplary reference on discharge. In later years I qualified in Psychology and Counselling and ended up working in Social Work for Barnardos, Together Trust, and various other charitable foundations and local authorities, latterly Stoke on Trent Council. My work must have hit its mark because I have an extensive and excellent CV, along with top class references from both ex employers and a lot of compliment comments from ex clients. The most telling thing though, is being stopped in Tescos and on the street by ex clients who just wished to thank me for turning their lives around. I really am one white winged fucking angel ;D' So says Mr Sausage.Just shows you what he is really like?  |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Jun 23, 2014 20:52:44 GMT
THEY MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOU WHEN THEY STOP YOU?. 'I started off in a career in the RAF as an aircraft mechanic. I left the RAF with an exemplary reference on discharge. In later years I qualified in Psychology and Counselling and ended up working in Social Work for Barnardos, Together Trust, and various other charitable foundations and local authorities, latterly Stoke on Trent Council. My work must have hit its mark because I have an extensive and excellent CV, along with top class references from both ex employers and a lot of compliment comments from ex clients. The most telling thing though, is being stopped in Tescos and on the street by ex clients who just wished to thank me for turning their lives around. I really am one white winged fucking angel ;D' So says Mr Sausage.Just shows you what he is really like? Nonington you really are the most piss boring, cranially vacuous slab of human detritus on this forum. You have copied/pasted this so much that even posters who do not exactly like me have told you how boring it is and that you are in effect a stalker. If I am ever suffering from an inability to sleep then I will be sure to revisit one or two of your posts which I'm sure will soon have me snoozing away like a kitten. Now why don't you take your imbecilic three celled brain for a rest in a darkened room. I'm sure that copy/pasting must have severely taxed the blancmange which serves as your intellect. I have a suspicion that you might actually know me and it is simply a case of jealousy which drives you to stalk me. Either that or you have a strange fascination with me while you hold your wanky hanky  I googled boring and this is what I found ........  |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jun 24, 2014 12:34:24 GMT
Federer out on court 1 - just started.
Never get bored of watching him. Pure brilliance.
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Jun 24, 2014 13:51:01 GMT
Shame that Federer, Nadal and Hewitt are all on at the same time. I'd like to see all of them.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jun 24, 2014 16:25:20 GMT
Federer out on court 1 - just started. Never get bored of watching him. Pure brilliance. He is brilliant but I just can't stand him, no idea why?! I love Rafa & Djokovic but not the Swiss wonder. |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jun 24, 2014 20:22:44 GMT
Federer out on court 1 - just started. Never get bored of watching him. Pure brilliance. He is brilliant but I just can't stand him, no idea why?! I love Rafa & Djokovic but not the Swiss wonder. Personally I don't like Nadal. And I wasn't much for Djokovic. Never Liked Federer when I was younger because I was sick of him winning and wanted others to get a chance ;D Then I realised how good he is and appreciated his quality |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 24, 2014 22:03:24 GMT
I just couldn't recover from the awful image of Navratilova doing some jyoung ingenue with a strap on in a ruthless efficient way
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jun 30, 2014 18:09:15 GMT
Murray through to the quarters for the seventh year in a row. Djokovic v Tsonga should be a great game.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jul 2, 2014 14:31:52 GMT
Murray out in straight sets to the highly fancied Dimitrov. Nadal out yesterday. Could we have a new grand slam winner?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 2, 2014 14:41:15 GMT
Might be tempted to stick a couple of quid on Dimitrov to win the men's singles (odds of 5-1).
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 2, 2014 15:39:10 GMT
Ha, Murray got knobbed !!
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jul 2, 2014 17:35:22 GMT
Scottish twat.
Had money on Dimitrov before he won queens though so hopefully he wins
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Post by The Turtle on Jul 2, 2014 17:45:56 GMT
Djokovic will thrash him. Murray made him look good by being utter shite.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jul 6, 2014 16:35:25 GMT
Into the 5th set. Cracking final!
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Sept 1, 2014 19:21:15 GMT
US Open
Murray v Tsonga on now. Murray 1 set up.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jan 29, 2015 12:30:23 GMT
Murray into his fourth Oz Open final. Great effort.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 29, 2015 12:34:10 GMT
Tennis can right off up the vale the shithouse.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Jan 29, 2015 12:37:49 GMT
Other than Sharapova tennis is as interesting as turning your TV off and watching the blank screen. As for mumbling Murray ... Fuck the sweaty Scottish twat and his skanky skeletal massive chinned mother right off.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jan 29, 2015 13:16:50 GMT
Don't fall into that stereotypical trap. Yeah he hates dealing with the media, but we have an unbelievable player, we probably won't get one this good for a long time, we should be celebrating him!
Watch these - he is pretty funny and can laugh at himself
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Post by The Turtle on Jan 29, 2015 18:18:48 GMT
Agree completely Funky. He's cursed by sounding such a miserable boring sod but is anything but. I like him and always want him to do well.
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