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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 10, 2014 9:57:53 GMT
There is some sort of interactive map where you can see the Coca-Cola truck wending its way around the UK I think.
I intend celebrating with a fray bentos stake and mushroom pie, followed by a trip to a gypsy boxing match.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 11, 2014 21:44:45 GMT
Just witnessed some cock-end up chell heath with the full illuminations up already.
Every colour under the fucking sun.
Looks like a right fucking state.
Probably powereing it all off a fucking lamppost too.
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Post by Nonington. on Nov 12, 2014 13:55:57 GMT
Just witnessed some cock-end up chell heath with the full illuminations up already. Every colour under the fucking sun. Looks like a right fucking state. Probably powereing it all off a fucking lamppost too. That will be Mr Chipolata. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 23, 2014 1:32:36 GMT
31 days left.
Hope you've all been good boys and girls or Santa won't be emptying his sack in your bedroom on the 25 th!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 26, 2014 20:20:18 GMT
Decorations might go up this weekend.
Suppose I better get the kids an advent calender too. Can't believe that in this day and age the humble advent calender is still going strong, you would have thought it's days were numbered!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 4, 2014 23:47:11 GMT
Just wrapped approaching 60 presents for the kids, my back is in fucking tatters.
Relying on lager and pistachios for sustainance
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 5, 2014 15:47:07 GMT
60! Were you wrapping the pistachios?  ? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 5, 2014 15:47:55 GMT
Ive just received a surprise present, only got a fucking flying lesson! How cool is that???
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 11, 2014 0:41:33 GMT
Only 13 day left now butt-fuckers.
What is your state of readiness?
Most of presents sorted thanks to online retailers, will blitz the rest on satdee.
Most Presents wrapped thanks to me.
Still got to sort my ingredients for the Xmas banquet, might do in on line for that too.
Currently 80% ready, will be overv90% after wknd.
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 11, 2014 5:25:54 GMT
Just got my Xmas food shopping done. 12 Rustlers burgers, a pack of 8 Lucozade and a Heinz jam sponge pudding. Result
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 15, 2014 21:53:54 GMT
10 days mofos.
Kids presents all wrapped, missus presents wrapped, could more on order.
Food shop done on line to avoid the predictable aisle scrap of the masses; only time I ever grace waitrose with my hard earned! Paid £10 for a bastard chocolate tart!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 16, 2014 17:27:39 GMT
I'll have a consonant please Jonesy
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 16, 2014 19:18:39 GMT
I'll have a consonant please Jonesy Have all of them and shut the fuck up   |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 17, 2014 13:06:43 GMT
I will need a vowel or 2 as well obviously.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 13:20:16 GMT
We're having a slightly muted one with impending baby status, but have done a small bit of shopping. The Mrs is going the Trafford Centre tomorrow with hers and my Mum tomorrow equiped with my card, hoping she can get herself sorted and get a few other things for parents. Work have kindly offered to give a few of us 'Christmas shopping day', so I've taken it for Christmas Eve. Haven't been of for Christmas Eve for years. Will probably spend the time on the PS4, watch a film, have a wank and have a few beers.
Christmas Day we'll be going to the Ma and Pa in-laws for dinner then up my parents for the late afternoon / evening. Fucking off up the Vale on Boxing day with my Uncle and cousins, probably get a bit merry then have a nice weekend doing fuck all else.
The week after is a shit though. In for 3 days, off 1 and in Friday. Who the fuck planned Christmas this year?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 17, 2014 13:34:18 GMT
God one presumes, same as usual.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 17, 2014 13:40:43 GMT
Remember the olden days when there was a Bond film on at around 3? And a rotation of one of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the Wizard of Oz or Von Ryans Express? That was fucking Christmas, I liked the predicatability of it. The fact that it didn't start until 1st December, and was heralded by the Old Spice Ad with the surfer, the Denim one with the womans hand going in his shirt and Bob Fucking Todd being Santa for Yardley, who promoted perfumes for grannies smelling of Lily of the Valley. Opening the advent calendar made December feel about 13 weeks long, and you made stained glass windows at school out of black sugar paper and coloured tissue. It seemed to be the same every year and that made Christmas seem really reassuring to me, and magical too.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 18, 2014 13:38:50 GMT
ah, now I know its Xmas because I have started playing Monkey Lander at work!
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Dec 18, 2014 16:18:22 GMT
Am now finished for Xmas (decided to come home early so I could do a food shop on the way) and don't go back 'til Tues 6th Jan :-)
All presents bought but not wrapped.
Feeling rather fucking festive as it goes.
Got some loose ends to tie up work wise but I can do that from home, only 2/3 hours worth.
Merry Christmas fuckers!!!!!!
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Dec 18, 2014 16:23:36 GMT
Done fuck all yet. Tree going up later which the fair lady will spend fucking hours trying to get right,presents Friday/Saturday via as many online next day deliveries I can get without having to go into the forsaken shithole that is Hanley, and work finished Tuesday.
Have to admit I don't feel fucking festive whatsoever yet but I'm sure I will once work is done and dusted.
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