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Post by starkiller on Dec 18, 2014 17:59:28 GMT
Christmas can't go soon enough.
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Dec 18, 2014 18:41:52 GMT
Christmas can't go soon enough. Like there's anything less for you to moan about through the rest of the fucking year! |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 18, 2014 20:10:49 GMT
He's pissed off cuz the Israelis killed Jesus
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 18, 2014 21:07:09 GMT
All presents purchased and wrapped.
Just need...
Booze
Shitty Xmas dickhead jumper
Sit back and enjoy good food and the ensuing madness.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Dec 19, 2014 11:29:58 GMT
All presents purchased and wrapped. Just need... Booze Shitty Xmas dickhead jumper Sit back and enjoy good food and the ensuing madness. Nonners has a lovely selection of paedoesque xmas jumpers. I'm sure he'd lend you one if you promise to be his BFF. |
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Dec 19, 2014 13:20:21 GMT
All presents purchased and wrapped. Just need... Booze Shitty Xmas dickhead jumper Sit back and enjoy good food and the ensuing madness. Nonners has a lovely selection of paedoesque xmas jumpers. I'm sure he'd lend you one if you promise to post more. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 19, 2014 20:09:25 GMT
Black eye Friday today, there'll be loads of drunken arseholes and scantily clad ladies about tonight.
I'll be at home being a boring cunt.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 22, 2014 0:12:10 GMT
Two days left at work thepn the festivities arrive ;D
daughters bothdee Xmas eve then the boys on Boxing Day.
They will be punctuated with...
Eating as much fine food as I can stomach.
Drinking many sorts of fine alcohol.
Seeing family and friends.
Watching the kids go fucking berserk.
Giving and receiving gifts.
Who the fuck doesn't like Christmas I ask ay!
Ps Telly can fuck off for a week or so.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Dec 22, 2014 1:43:03 GMT
At home with missus and kids watching Christmas telly, eating all manner of crap, drinking stuff I,d normally avoid, and missing those who I cared about but are no longer with us. All the best Stokies ... Remember me when you bite into your chipolata on Xmas day  ? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 22, 2014 7:42:55 GMT
At home with missus and kids watching Christmas telly, eating all manner of crap, drinking stuff I,d normally avoid, and missing those who I cared about but are no longer with us. All the best Stokies ... Remember me when you bite into your chipolata on Xmas day ? I presumed you'd be going round Nonners' for your Xmas lunch!! |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Dec 22, 2014 12:55:38 GMT
At home with missus and kids watching Christmas telly, eating all manner of crap, drinking stuff I,d normally avoid, and missing those who I cared about but are no longer with us. All the best Stokies ... Remember me when you bite into your chipolata on Xmas day ? I presumed you'd be going round Nonners' for your Xmas lunch!! No guests on the nonce wing that day so I've heard, so a solitary wank over the E.L.C catalogue and a cry is Nonners Christmas day summarized. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 23, 2014 23:54:48 GMT
If I haven't mentioned already, tomorrow isn't Christmas Eve, it's my daughters birthday... The big 5!
Although I've prepared the day to the milemeter, I've gone out and consumed several pints which may come back to haunt me.
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Post by Orbs on Dec 24, 2014 0:04:31 GMT
It's Christmas Eve! Fucking brilliant news
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 24, 2014 0:09:25 GMT
It's Christmas Eve! Fucking brilliant news Wrong, it's my little uns birthday if you could kindly reference it by its correct description. |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 24, 2014 3:08:40 GMT
At home with missus and kids watching Christmas telly, eating all manner of crap, drinking stuff I,d normally avoid, and missing those who I cared about but are no longer with us. All the best Stokies ... Remember me when you bite into your chipolata on Xmas day ? I presumed you'd be going round Nonners' for your Xmas lunch!! Sausage and I are going round for the evening. There's a buffet and entertainment laid on. Still think it'll be boring as fuck though when Nonners gets his projector out and talks us through his posts on 1863 in 2014. |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 24, 2014 3:09:59 GMT
If I haven't mentioned already, tomorrow isn't Christmas Eve, it's my daughters birthday... The big 5! Although I've prepared the day to the milemeter, I've gone out and consumed several pints which may come back to haunt me. In this day and age that'll be 5 going on 15. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 7, 2015 20:34:27 GMT
I'm guessing it's acceptable to mention the C word now it's December?  She certainly puts the "Christ on a bike" into Christmas. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 7, 2015 20:41:53 GMT
I'd certainly take her up the Bicester Alleyway
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 7, 2015 21:51:54 GMT
Or as the famous Christmas song says...
"A rummy pump pump"
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Post by starkiller on Dec 13, 2015 21:06:37 GMT
Fuck Christmas, I'm counting down to Star Wars.
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