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Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 28, 2014 20:56:32 GMT
Not long now until every wanker can get his grubby over excited pig tits on a box of explosives which he will then delight in setting off, probably before November 5th, to show his mates just what a hardcore geezer he is. Add to this those utter cunts who save them for New Year all trying to outdo their neighbours collection of pyrotechnics. Then there's the arseholes who only buy the loudest possible bangers or rockets because they have tiny penises. Personally I would ban them unless you hold a license for public display. Add to that ban fucking Halloween. Complete cuntards on yank spackfest dressed up like twats. JUST GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU CUNT  Throw an egg or a bag of lour at me and I will throw a fucking kerbstone at you. Hows that for a halloween treat you wanker. |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Oct 28, 2014 21:01:52 GMT
Agree that fireworks should not be sold to the general public.
Too high a proportion are fucking morons, and seeing one rockets shoot up and explode every 5 minutes is no-ones idea of fun. Catherine wheels are always wasted by the general public as well.
One local event per town/city on bonfire night itself is sufficient.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 28, 2014 21:33:20 GMT
I'd rather have a tiny penised over excited bloke with a big bag of fireworks than a tiny penised over excited bloke with a hard on over the idea of banning something.
Fireworks are fucking ace. Love the cacophony of blasting and explosions, bloody brilliant.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 28, 2014 21:47:15 GMT
Got some leftover from last years "display". Will be topping them up with some real big / loud / nice category 3 jobs next week. I fucking love fireworks! What's not to like about fire & explosions at your fingertips? There's probably an old firework thread of mine floating on here showing off my flammable falus extensions. And here is a copy of my firework licence...  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 29, 2014 0:18:56 GMT
You fucking preach, Jonesy. Any "man" who doesn't relish having an explosive device at their disposal is, in reality, a fucking pathetic disgrace. Same goes for the shameful anti-gun lobby and those who don't drive.
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 29, 2014 9:56:17 GMT
Not long now until every wanker can get his grubby over excited pig tits on a box of explosives which he will then delight in setting off, probably before November 5th, to show his mates just what a hardcore geezer he is. Add to this those utter cunts who save them for New Year all trying to outdo their neighbours collection of pyrotechnics. Then there's the arseholes who only buy the loudest possible bangers or rockets because they have tiny penises. Personally I would ban them unless you hold a license for public display. Add to that ban fucking Halloween. Complete cuntards on yank spackfest dressed up like twats. JUST GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU CUNT Throw an egg or a bag of lour at me and I will throw a fucking kerbstone at you. Hows that for a halloween treat you wanker. Halloween was celebrated hundreds of years before the Yanks were invented. They do over stretch it like most things I agree |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Oct 29, 2014 11:44:08 GMT
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Oct 29, 2014 12:34:06 GMT
Despise that song. It's fucking shit.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Oct 29, 2014 12:38:33 GMT
AS THEY SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY-I-I.
Superb.
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Post by SamTheLost on Oct 29, 2014 14:49:14 GMT
I like fireworks, and explosions, but my dog hates them so you can fuck off.
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 29, 2014 17:45:52 GMT
I like fireworks, and explosions, but my dog hates them so you can fuck off. Am with that dude. Fireworks rock |
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Post by Nonington. on Oct 29, 2014 22:26:43 GMT
I love fireworks and my dogs don't give a shit about the noise.
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Post by starkiller on Oct 29, 2014 23:03:36 GMT
Can't they be made more dangerous?
Filled with lethal amounts of explosives and detonated within a tenth of a second of lighting the fuse.
That should solve the issue.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 9:20:21 GMT
They're pretty wank in all honesty. I think I'm more impressed with the timing of them in displays, rather than the spectacle of them. I absolutely fucking loathe those cheap, faggoty ones that idiot families buy that just scream for fucking ages and pop. For all the money they spend on the shit ones, a few less of more expensive ones that look half decent. Then strap it to your cock.
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Post by Nonington. on Oct 30, 2014 23:31:09 GMT
So somebody who likes guns-wants fireworks banned?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 31, 2014 11:28:39 GMT
The worse thing that could happen if some sort of fireworks factory went on fire. That would be bad.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 31, 2014 11:38:49 GMT
Firewanks.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 31, 2014 13:46:24 GMT
So somebody who likes guns-wants fireworks banned? Yes because guns are uber fucking cool and fireworks are shit. Also if I had a gun and someone set off a firework I could shoot the cunt in the head and that would be the end of that particular annoyance. I'd also shoot you because I think you're a cunt ;D |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Oct 31, 2014 19:26:14 GMT
Not long now until every wanker can get his grubby over excited pig tits on a box of explosives which he will then delight in setting off, probably before November 5th, to show his mates just what a hardcore geezer he is. Add to this those utter cunts who save them for New Year all trying to outdo their neighbours collection of pyrotechnics. Then there's the arseholes who only buy the loudest possible bangers or rockets because they have tiny penises. Personally I would ban them unless you hold a license for public display. Add to that ban fucking Halloween. Complete cuntards on yank spackfest dressed up like twats. JUST GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU CUNT Throw an egg or a bag of lour at me and I will throw a fucking kerbstone at you. Hows that for a halloween treat you wanker. Halloween was celebrated hundreds of years before the Yanks were invented. They do over stretch it like most things I agree It's still fucking wank though |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 1, 2014 1:01:55 GMT
Halloween or Bonfire Night > Christmas, Easter and NYE combined.
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