Things you can't find (AKA lost)

[JonesInAMillion]

Haven't been able to locate a few keey items for the last couple of days and it's driving me crackers; especially since I know for a fact that "the boy" takes a very keen interest in said items.


My watch.
TV remote
Batteries for my vaporizer.

[iancransonsknees]

All small enough to swallow? Had some boxes to package up, could I find my tape gun, could I buggery. Garage is full of shit I need to get rid of.

[JonesInAMillion]

Dec 17, 2014 20:24:37 GMT iancransonsknees said:

All small enough to swallow? Had some boxes to package up, could I find my tape gun, could I buggery. Garage is full of shit I need to get rid of.

Small enough to swallow... he's a one year old not godzuki!

He's done something bad with them though I can just feel it; he's hospitalised me, locked the missus outside and then called the police when he was 6 months old!

[RickyFullerBeer]

What a chap ;D

Be surprised if the batteries aren't up his bumhole. If the remote is up there, he's definitely gay.

[happycarrot]

If the channel changes every time he sits down then you have a clue where the remote is.

Could never decide which I liked the least...Godzuki or Scrappy Doo. Scooby Dumb wasn't much better.

[JonesInAMillion]

Dec 17, 2014 21:44:28 GMT happycarrot said:

If the channel changes every time he sits down then you have a clue where the remote is.

Under the sofa?

[Revolver Ocelot]

Hell of a thread title son ;D

[JonesInAMillion]

Dec 17, 2014 22:10:28 GMT Revolver Ocelot said:

Hell of a thread title son ;D

Fucking iPad.

And I hate the phrase "son", so demeaning unless you are referencing your actual son of course, which I very much doubt in this instance!

[Revolver Ocelot]

I hate mongy title fingers but you don't hear me complaining about it son.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

flushed down the bog is my bet. How powerful is your siphon?

[JonesInAMillion]

I still cant find the thread about fruit & vag intake / five a day

[Time4aPINT]

Vag intake? 5 a day sounds great!

[happycarrot]

What is a vag....a gay tramp?

[EnricoPalazzo]

My decorum