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Post by irbaboon on Aug 4, 2011 11:55:42 GMT
In Joey Barton apparently  |
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Post by nonington on Aug 4, 2011 11:58:02 GMT
In Joey Barton apparently Sho? |
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Post by irbaboon on Aug 4, 2011 12:11:15 GMT
In Joey Barton apparently Sho? I know I know ;D |
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Post by Bojantastic on Aug 4, 2011 12:33:42 GMT
Where you heard this? Everyone on twitter says Spurs and Celtic are favourites.  |
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Post by redsaturday on Aug 4, 2011 12:40:44 GMT
I've decided he's too much of Dickhead and I don't want him, all the shite he comes out with.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Aug 4, 2011 12:48:32 GMT
I've decided he's too much of Dickhead and I don't want him, all the shite he comes out with. Come on, Donks isn't that bad. |
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Post by Bojantastic on Aug 4, 2011 12:54:33 GMT
Joey Barton is actually quite clever and reads political theories and philosophy now. He'd be fucking brilliant. He won't sign though. |
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Post by irbaboon on Aug 4, 2011 12:58:53 GMT
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 4, 2011 13:56:37 GMT
The Guardian have just said Parker might be coming here and Barton to West Ham. Or that's what I think it said, I didn't actually read the article... But if we could get Parker and Barton, I don't think the semen would stop coming from the end of my penis. If we ended up with this starting XI: Begovic
Wilkinson Shawcross Huth Wilson
Pennant Barton Parker Etherington
Bendtner Walters I'd be a very happy bunny. Of course, the odds of that happening are probably about 0%, but still.  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 4, 2011 14:01:43 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 14:13:53 GMT
The Guardian have just said Parker might be coming here and Barton to West Ham. Or that's what I think it said, I didn't actually read the article... But if we could get Parker and Barton, I don't think the semen would stop coming from the end of my penis. If we ended up with this starting XI: Begovic
Wilkinson Shawcross Huth Wilson
Pennant Barton Parker Etherington
Bendtner Walters I'd be a very happy bunny. Of course, the odds of that happening are probably about 0%, but still. That'd be a fucking awesome lineup. |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Aug 4, 2011 14:17:24 GMT
The Guardian have just said Parker might be coming here and Barton to West Ham. Or that's what I think it said, I didn't actually read the article... But if we could get Parker and Barton, I don't think the semen would stop coming from the end of my penis. If we ended up with this starting XI: Begovic
Wilkinson Shawcross Huth Wilson
Pennant Barton Parker Etherington
Bendtner Walters I'd be a very happy bunny. Of course, the odds of that happening are probably about 0%, but still. Correct. I'd needed a small shower cap fitted to the end of my penis to stop the constant flow of manstuff if this happened. Which it won't. Ever. |
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Post by irbaboon on Aug 4, 2011 14:44:00 GMT
The Guardian have just said Parker might be coming here and Barton to West Ham. Or that's what I think it said, I didn't actually read the article... But if we could get Parker and Barton, I don't think the semen would stop coming from the end of my penis. If we ended up with this starting XI: Begovic
Wilkinson Shawcross Huth Wilson
Pennant Barton Parker Etherington
Bendtner Walters I'd be a very happy bunny. Of course, the odds of that happening are probably about 0%, but still. I sort of half read that too, I think the reason being that it is so unbelievable there is no point in actually reading it (bit like a summary from davesviews) |
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Post by Rootsreggaepotters on Aug 4, 2011 14:45:22 GMT
The Guardian have just said Parker might be coming here and Barton to West Ham. Or that's what I think it said, I didn't actually read the article... But if we could get Parker and Barton, I don't think the semen would stop coming from the end of my penis. If we ended up with this starting XI: Begovic
Wilkinson Shawcross Huth Wilson
Pennant Barton Parker Etherington
Bendtner Walters I'd be a very happy bunny. Of course, the odds of that happening are probably about 0%, but still. Fucking hell fire, that would be a nice line up |
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Post by irbaboon on Aug 4, 2011 15:07:51 GMT
Who's goal ratio is better Jones or Bentfucker?
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Post by Rootsreggaepotters on Aug 4, 2011 15:10:52 GMT
Bentfucker has scored 33 in 140 apps in this country.
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Post by Rootsreggaepotters on Aug 4, 2011 15:13:52 GMT
Jones 64 in 219 (english leagues)
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Post by irbaboon on Aug 4, 2011 15:17:01 GMT
So neither of them are prolific |
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Post by Rootsreggaepotters on Aug 4, 2011 15:18:21 GMT
I'm pretty sure harewood is still available mate ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 4, 2011 15:18:55 GMT
I've worked it out as 72 in 244 for Jones in total, which is one in 3.8 games... Bendtner's scored 58 in 204, which is one in 3.5.
So Bendtner.
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