Scott Parker

[Humphrey Syphon]

According to Talk Shite we are favourites to land him anyday soon

[Pretty Little Boother]

Him and Barton and the force of my orgasm would cause me enormous pain.

[Donkey]

Too old, I'd only cream myself if our midfield was Pennant, Barton, Palacios, Etherington.

[Humphrey Syphon]

I think Palacios would be the better option but Parker would do us a job. Id love to see Barton in a Stoke shirt but cant see us getting anywhere near his wage demands unless hes desparate to leave `castle and is prepared to take a drop

[Ribanjo Fuller]

I would ejaculate until the Qatar World Cup if we sign Parker.

[irbaboon]

Aug 4, 2011 18:38:37 GMT Ribanjo Fuller said:

I would ejaculate until the Qatar World Cup if we sign Parker.

Aren't you going to do that anyway

[Ninjadmin]

Palacios and Parker would do me.

[Ribanjo Fuller]

Pennant Parker Palacios Etherington

Crouch Walters

jizzjizzjizz

[ProudPotter17]

I'd rather give Wilson a try at center mid' with somebody like Palacios and sign a proper left back.

Begovic
Huth Woodgate Shawcross Warnock
Pennant Wilson Palacios Etherington
Bendtner Walters

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Aug 5, 2011 7:48:54 GMT ProudPotter17 said:

I'd rather give Wilson a try at center mid' with somebody like Palacios and sign a proper left back.

Begovic
Huth Woodgate Shawcross Warnock
Pennant Wilson Palacios Etherington
Bendtner Walters

I don't think we'll ever sign a proper LB. Lyke evor.

[irbaboon]

Aug 5, 2011 9:49:36 GMT @lew86 said:

Aug 5, 2011 7:48:54 GMT ProudPotter17 said:

I'd rather give Wilson a try at center mid' with somebody like Palacios and sign a proper left back.

Begovic
Huth Woodgate Shawcross Warnock
Pennant Wilson Palacios Etherington
Bendtner Walters

I don't think we'll ever sign a proper LB. Lyke evor.

Lyke evor - Who does he play for?

[ProudPotter17]

Aug 5, 2011 9:49:36 GMT @lew86 said:

Aug 5, 2011 7:48:54 GMT ProudPotter17 said:

I'd rather give Wilson a try at center mid' with somebody like Palacios and sign a proper left back.

Begovic
Huth Woodgate Shawcross Warnock
Pennant Wilson Palacios Etherington
Bendtner Walters

I don't think we'll ever sign a proper LB. Lyke evor.

Ridgewell then?

[irbaboon]

Aug 5, 2011 9:53:53 GMT ProudPotter17 said:

Aug 5, 2011 9:49:36 GMT @lew86 said:

I don't think we'll ever sign a proper LB. Lyke evor.

Ridgewell then?

I thought he was all done and dusted for the Boing Boings