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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 9, 2017 22:03:21 GMT
Got a B&B in gloucs tomorrow; I always think B&Bs are a bit fucking weird, theyre just someones house.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 10, 2017 13:54:10 GMT
Got a B&B in gloucs tomorrow; I always think B&Bs are a bit fucking weird, theyre just someones house. You know the owners are watching you through hidden cameras |
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Post by Northy on Oct 10, 2017 15:47:16 GMT
Got a B&B in gloucs tomorrow; I always think B&Bs are a bit fucking weird, theyre just someones house. You know the owners are watching you through hidden cameras yep, no wanking in those rooms |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 12, 2017 20:30:58 GMT
stopped in a 17th century pub lastnight, the floor was so wonky that my water bottle could roll (unaided) from one end of the room to another; fucking awesome!... good wifi and top notch thai food too.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 13, 2017 0:58:54 GMT
Pub and water bottle in the same sentence? I'm confused... surely they had beer in the 17th century.
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Post by Northy on Oct 13, 2017 6:58:34 GMT
stopped in a 17th century pub lastnight, the floor was so wonky that my water bottle could roll (unaided) from one end of the room to another; fucking awesome!... good wifi and top notch thai food too. stopped in ones like that in Windsor and Colchester, like walking on a boat on a windy day when its listing over |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 14, 2017 22:45:03 GMT
stopped in a 17th century pub lastnight, the floor was so wonky that my water bottle could roll (unaided) from one end of the room to another; fucking awesome!... good wifi and top notch thai food too. Hope it had17th century porn too, with dragons and stuff |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 19, 2017 21:24:27 GMT
Just checked in here and proceeded to thrape a few Amstel....
As nice as it is, its a fucking shared bathroom job; a big no-no (i'll re-check the booking form)! In-room sink piss will be the order of the day.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 20, 2017 6:43:09 GMT
If u need a shit you're in trouble
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 20, 2017 20:42:53 GMT
If u need a shit you're in trouble Or to be more precise, the maid will be! |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 22, 2017 15:25:33 GMT
Stopping at a Campanile hotel in Leicester tonight. £41 for a double room isn't bad and it's a fairly decent room. Bog and shower as standard so no need to piss in the sink and the wifi works well unlike in most hotels I stay at.
Might have to check out the hotel bar soon.
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Post by Northy on Oct 23, 2017 10:13:28 GMT
Stopping at a Campanile hotel in Leicester tonight. £41 for a double room isn't bad and it's a fairly decent room. Bog and shower as standard so no need to piss in the sink and the wifi works well unlike in most hotels I stay at. Might have to check out the hotel bar soon. They are normally in a bit of a rough area, its why they are cheap. |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 23, 2017 11:09:07 GMT
Yes, the hotel is in a bit of a rough area...
It's in Leicester!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 24, 2017 14:53:54 GMT
Leicester is one of them places that sounds fairly inoffensive until you actually go there.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 24, 2017 17:18:22 GMT
Hotel I'm in gas free food, free beer and many women lie around with their tits out during the day.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 24, 2017 21:56:12 GMT
Hotel I'm in gas free food, free beer and many women lie around with their tits out during the day. Sounds fantastic, especially the gas free food. Don't want a load of farting scaring off the lovely ladies with their lovely boobies. |
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Post by Northy on Oct 25, 2017 5:05:59 GMT
Hotel I'm in gas free food, free beer and many women lie around with their tits out during the day. pics, or we wont believe you  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 25, 2017 14:56:31 GMT
It just occurred to me today when reading an article about milk subsidies, why dont farmers use milking machines as a mastubatory aid? I looked it up on google here at work and nothing at all came from the search. I would have thought it would have been a no brainer and explain why farmers pretend to work long hours.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 25, 2017 14:57:11 GMT
And why don't women find scrotums as attractive as we find boobies??
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Post by Northy on Oct 26, 2017 13:18:03 GMT
It just occurred to me today when reading an article about milk subsidies, why dont farmers use milking machines as a mastubatory aid? I looked it up on google here at work and nothing at all came from the search. I would have thought it would have been a no brainer and explain why farmers pretend to work long hours. Yep, they get up at 4AM and go straight to the milking shed to sort out the morning wood |
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