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Post by Northy on Dec 17, 2015 14:56:21 GMT
Yes that's her. Best pair of legs I've seen in a long time. Fuck me I'd like to give that bitch some rogering. Never thought a womans legs could look so fucking good in blue tights. My missus has started wearing blue stockings, same coulour as these, with a skirt the same coulour as the blouse this lady has on.  |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Dec 24, 2015 18:24:38 GMT
Went for a pre-Christmas hair trim on Tuesday. Same bloke as always: I only wanted the back of my neck shaving and any frizzy ends snipping. Came out with a completely different haircut to the one I've had for the last 6 months AND was told the prices would be going up in January AND I still gave him his Christmas tip.
Fucking Africans don't know how lucky they are.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Dec 24, 2015 19:58:12 GMT
Went for a pre-Christmas hair trim on Tuesday. Same bloke as always: I only wanted the back of my neck shaving and any frizzy ends snipping. Came out with a completely different haircut to the one I've had for the last 6 months AND was told the prices would be going up in January AND I still gave him his Christmas tip. Fucking Africans don't know how lucky they are. I was under the impression that there haircare routine was quite difficult. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Dec 24, 2015 20:53:07 GMT
Went for a pre-Christmas hair trim on Tuesday. Same bloke as always: I only wanted the back of my neck shaving and any frizzy ends snipping. Came out with a completely different haircut to the one I've had for the last 6 months AND was told the prices would be going up in January AND I still gave him his Christmas tip. Fucking Africans don't know how lucky they are. I was under the impression that there haircare routine was quite difficult. Just stick a fucking bone in it, don't they? |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Dec 25, 2015 0:45:15 GMT
I was under the impression that there haircare routine was quite difficult. Just stick a fucking bone in it, don't they? Or an Afro comb. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 28, 2015 7:31:32 GMT
Too many raisins in my rasin & almond granola  |
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Post by Northy on Dec 28, 2015 7:35:08 GMT
1 raisin is too many. Now I have a new TV I have to use 2 remote controls (1 for skybox as well) the old TV the volume would control off the sky remote  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 28, 2015 11:28:30 GMT
Bet you lose one within the week
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Post by swampsnake on Dec 28, 2015 13:16:04 GMT
Bet you lose one within the week I suspect he's far too organised for that |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Jan 4, 2016 17:08:33 GMT
I just found a bit of dried cabbage on my keyboard. Where the fuck did that come from? I did taste it to see if it was snot but it was cabbage, dried up but still cabbage. How the fuck did it get there  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 4, 2016 17:39:47 GMT
Nonners??
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Post by Northy on Jan 5, 2016 11:42:47 GMT
I just found a bit of dried cabbage on my keyboard. Where the fuck did that come from? I did taste it to see if it was snot but it was cabbage, dried up but still cabbage. How the fuck did it get there The Mrs been on the live sex camera sites again? |
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Post by swampsnake on Jan 5, 2016 13:02:13 GMT
I just found a bit of dried cabbage on my keyboard. Where the fuck did that come from? I did taste it to see if it was snot but it was cabbage, dried up but still cabbage. How the fuck did it get there The Mrs been on the live sex camera sites again? She has to get some enjoyment somewhere. |
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Post by Orbs on Jan 6, 2016 21:38:50 GMT
The Mrs been on the live sex camera sites again? She has to get some enjoyment somewhere. Wait till Spring when the lawns need a good mowing? Are you going Leicester? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 6, 2016 22:36:54 GMT
Blowing a gale and pissing it down again!
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Post by swampsnake on Jan 11, 2016 21:24:18 GMT
Trying to get close enough to the car in front to read the rear window message with out hitting the bugger. Last one was "No children are left in this vehicle overnight" One for you Enrique? Favourite was "If you can read this I've lost my caravan" |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 11, 2016 23:23:39 GMT
Trying to get close enough to the car in front to read the rear window message with out hitting the bugger. Last one was "No children are left in this vehicle overnight" One for you Enrique? Favourite was "If you can read this I've lost my caravan" Need to get myself one of them. |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 11, 2016 23:24:25 GMT
The dog won't go out because it's raining. I've taught him well.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 11, 2016 23:34:43 GMT
Trying to get close enough to the car in front to read the rear window message with out hitting the bugger. Last one was "No children are left in this vehicle overnight" One for you Enrique? Favourite was "If you can read this I've lost my caravan" Seen similar on a bikers jacket... "If you can read this, the wife has fallen off". |
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Post by Northy on Jan 13, 2016 17:50:02 GMT
I forgot to pack the mouse and keyboard for the laptop, 4 days working away using the keyboard that needs force of 200 K/N to type a letter and a touchpad that has a mind of its own.
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