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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 14, 2016 20:48:07 GMT
Just taken me a good hour to switch the light off using a nerf gun  |
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Post by The Turtle on Jan 14, 2016 21:17:56 GMT
That's an hour well spent in anyone's book.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 14, 2016 21:25:26 GMT
That's an hour well spent in anyone's book. I got an overwhelming sense of satisfaction when I nailed it.... Then had to get off my Arse to turn it back on |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jan 17, 2016 1:57:21 GMT
Damn you microwave oven.... how dare you not warm up my food.
Just had to walk in the snow to the kebab house and back, lucky I'm still alive.
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Post by The Turtle on Jan 17, 2016 9:16:11 GMT
That's an hour well spent in anyone's book. I got an overwhelming sense of satisfaction when I nailed it.... Then had to get off my Arse to turn it back on Clearly this has piqued my interest in a hitherto unsuspected way: I need more details such as distance from firing position to light switch and type of Nerf gun please. Incidentally, have you got any of the whistling bullets yet, they're good fun. |
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Post by swampsnake on Jan 17, 2016 13:37:39 GMT
The lad's got a game of footy tonight. He's just complained that his inserts won't fit into his new boots. On closer inspection it was because that inconvenient wrapped up ball of paper was still in there.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 17, 2016 15:43:46 GMT
I asked the girl in Starbucks if she'd eat my ass for 4 euro and she wouldn't despite the fact I was lead to believe it in another thread, stupid message boards
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Post by swampsnake on Jan 17, 2016 19:32:47 GMT
I asked the girl in Starbucks if she'd eat my ass for 4 euro and she wouldn't despite the fact I was lead to believe it in another thread, stupid message boards Did she yawn? |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 17, 2016 21:11:01 GMT
I asked the girl in Starbucks if she'd eat my ass for 4 euro and she wouldn't despite the fact I was lead to believe it in another thread, stupid message boards God loves a trier. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 22, 2016 22:13:40 GMT
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jan 23, 2016 6:37:46 GMT
Just have to eat two at a time then. Fucking Africans couldn't cope with an obesity crisis like we can. |
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Post by Northy on Jan 23, 2016 9:18:12 GMT
Thank fook I get to Salt n good in Stevenage regularly and can have at least 5 puddings at the all you can eat buffet These 3rd world people don't have to make the choice of whether you can fit that extra bit of ice cream in or not. |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 23, 2016 9:56:21 GMT
I put my cup of tea on the dresser and now in in bed I don't want to get up to retrieve it. If only I had a small boy of colour who could fetch items for me at will.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 23, 2016 12:13:40 GMT
Just don't try and get one at the oscars
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 23, 2016 15:12:13 GMT
Thank fook I get to Salt n good in Stevenage regularly and can have at least 5 puddings at the all you can eat buffet These 3rd world people don't have to make the choice of whether you can fit that extra bit of ice cream in or not. No wonder you run so much. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 23, 2016 15:14:43 GMT
Bournemouth one up in the days marquee fixture
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Post by swampsnake on Jan 23, 2016 19:30:39 GMT
Just back from Leicester with raging tinnitus. All drums should be removed and sent back to Africa.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 24, 2016 0:02:07 GMT
I need to take a shit but prefer the upstairs toilet to the downstairs one but can't be assed to move.so I'll hang on until I decide to go to bed.
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Post by Northy on Jan 28, 2016 11:43:25 GMT
I'm on an hour's webcast on the ways to increase free cooling in data centres and the benefits, this blokes English isn't very good and it's hard to follow, drinking cows blood and building homes out of cow shit must be a much easier way to get through a day
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 28, 2016 12:25:23 GMT
I'm on an hour's webcast on the ways to increase free cooling in data centres and the benefits, this blokes English isn't very good and it's hard to follow, drinking cows blood and building homes out of cow shit must be a much easier way to get through a day Seems to work for the residents of Burslem. |
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