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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 29, 2016 21:25:08 GMT
Purchased from aldi, what I thought to be a chicken jalfrezi, turned out I'd picked up a hot korma by mistake.
Fucking livid.
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Post by The Turtle on Apr 29, 2016 22:15:59 GMT
A hot korma?
Garlic. Bread?
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Post by Northy on May 11, 2016 15:32:50 GMT
Hotel Bar in Thurrock last night, all the hotel staff are foreign Me - 'Ill have the spanish omelette to start and the pasta with a side dish of Broccoli for main course" 5 Minutes later Waitress ' we don't have spanish omelette, but we can do omelette with potatoes, tomatoes, mushrooms on'  Main course arrives - Me - " wheres the side dish of broccoli" A waiter this time "i go and get it" Finishes meal and different waitress from first time arrives to pick up plate Me - " i never got my side dish of Broccoli" Waitress - "Oh, I go get it now for you" Me- "Don't bother it was meant to be a side dish" Waitress - "you want dessert" Me " Yes, the mango and coconut cheescake" 5 minutes later Waitress "we don't have cheescake you want something else" Just another fookin pint of Guinness please should this go on the EU thread  |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on May 11, 2016 18:13:43 GMT
Hotel Bar in Thurrock last night, all the hotel staff are foreign Me - 'Ill have the spanish omelette to start and the pasta with a side dish of Broccoli for main course" 5 Minutes later Waitress ' we don't have spanish omelette, but we can do omelette with potatoes, tomatoes, mushrooms on' Main course arrives - Me - " wheres the side dish of broccoli" A waiter this time "i go and get it" Finishes meal and different waitress from first time arrives to pick up plate Me - " i never got my side dish of Broccoli" Waitress - "Oh, I go get it now for you" Me- "Don't bother it was meant to be a side dish" Waitress - "you want dessert" Me " Yes, the mango and coconut cheescake" 5 minutes later Waitress "we don't have cheescake you want something else" Just another fookin pint of Guinness please should this go on the EU thread Were they nice looking or not? |
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Post by Northy on May 11, 2016 18:28:27 GMT
Hotel Bar in Thurrock last night, all the hotel staff are foreign Me - 'Ill have the spanish omelette to start and the pasta with a side dish of Broccoli for main course" 5 Minutes later Waitress ' we don't have spanish omelette, but we can do omelette with potatoes, tomatoes, mushrooms on' Main course arrives - Me - " wheres the side dish of broccoli" A waiter this time "i go and get it" Finishes meal and different waitress from first time arrives to pick up plate Me - " i never got my side dish of Broccoli" Waitress - "Oh, I go get it now for you" Me- "Don't bother it was meant to be a side dish" Waitress - "you want dessert" Me " Yes, the mango and coconut cheescake" 5 minutes later Waitress "we don't have cheescake you want something else" Just another fookin pint of Guinness please should this go on the EU thread Were they nice looking or not? They were ok after a couple of large glasses of kleine zalze, fairly slim and about 30 years younger than me |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 12, 2016 12:56:18 GMT
Were they nice looking or not? They were ok after a couple of large glasses of kleine zalze, fairly slim and about 30 years younger than me My 2 main requirements in a woman |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on May 12, 2016 13:07:44 GMT
I hope that's legal
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Post by swampsnake on May 12, 2016 17:40:20 GMT
Hotel Bar in Thurrock last night, all the hotel staff are foreign Me - 'Ill have the spanish omelette to start and the pasta with a side dish of Broccoli for main course" 5 Minutes later Waitress ' we don't have spanish omelette, but we can do omelette with potatoes, tomatoes, mushrooms on' Main course arrives - Me - " wheres the side dish of broccoli" A waiter this time "i go and get it" Finishes meal and different waitress from first time arrives to pick up plate Me - " i never got my side dish of Broccoli" Waitress - "Oh, I go get it now for you" Me- "Don't bother it was meant to be a side dish" Waitress - "you want dessert" Me " Yes, the mango and coconut cheescake" 5 minutes later Waitress "we don't have cheescake you want something else" Just another fookin pint of Guinness please should this go on the EU thread Only if they have NI numbers and expect to be in the UK for 52 consecutive weeks  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on May 12, 2016 21:03:16 GMT
I've ran out of those little clear plastic tubs that you put leftover food in the freezer in... I'll have to order a fucking Chinese to get some more now  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 29, 2016 22:18:58 GMT
Not sure if this is the appropriate thread of not but here goes.. Just stepped outside for a piss and trod on a fucking snail  Stupid fucking cunts they are. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 30, 2016 13:52:51 GMT
You mean you turned it into a slug??
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 1, 2016 18:50:19 GMT
Just used my bike for leasure / fitness as opposed to essential means of transport, I then needed to food myself up. Bacon & egg on toast it was decided. Being clever, I made a BLT for tomorrow's sarnies.... Where's the problem I hear you ask? I just ate both lots, I'll have to Funking by my lunch tomorrow |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 1, 2016 18:50:45 GMT
Just used my bike for leasure / fitness as opposed to essential means of transport, I then needed to food myself up. Bacon & egg on toast it was decided. Being clever, I made a BLT for tomorrow's sarnies.... Where's the problem I hear you ask? I just ate both lots, I'll have to Funking by my lunch tomorrow |
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Sept 1, 2016 20:47:52 GMT
Say again?
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 1, 2016 21:16:40 GMT
L I made a bacon & egg sarnie for my tea. At the same time, I made a BLT for tomorrow's sarnies. I ate both lots of sarnies tonight do may starve to death tomorrow, unless I purchase prepared food from a local outlet. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 1, 2016 21:17:12 GMT
I made a bacon & egg sarnie for my tea. At the same time, I made a BLT for tomorrow's sarnies. I ate both lots of sarnies tonight so may starve to death tomorrow, unless I purchase prepared food from a local outlet. |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Sept 2, 2016 5:20:33 GMT
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 12, 2016 20:00:41 GMT
Was going to start a thread but I'll just vent my frustrations here. I've had three ligh bulbs blow in 3 consecutive days, tripping the circuit board on each occasion.... Do these glass-ball-fuckers communicate to each other or what! Electricity can just fuck off; how inconvenient it can be |
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Post by Northy on Oct 13, 2016 10:12:23 GMT
Was going to start a thread but I'll just vent my frustrations here. I've had three ligh bulbs blow in 3 consecutive days, tripping the circuit board on each occasion.... Do these glass-ball-fuckers communicate to each other or what! Electricity can just fuck off; how inconvenient it can be I'd blame the wind if I was you, it turns those windy things round quicker and shoves more power down the wires and blowing your lights |
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Post by Northy on Oct 13, 2016 10:14:29 GMT
left my glasses on a plane over to Belfast City, Flybe website says they deposit and lost items at the destination airport, went onto Belfast City airport website, that says they don't accept anything off the airlines, only property at the airport. I can feel a Noel Harrison song coming on....
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