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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 13, 2016 12:53:07 GMT
I couldn't decide which category of pornography to view last night as there is so fucking many. So I had to alternate between Milfs and Large titted ladies.
I bet lads in the Congo don't have this problem and probably just knock one out to a sexily shaped tree.
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Post by Northy on Oct 13, 2016 13:41:18 GMT
the lads in the congo will have real titties bouncing about in front of them all day, and some that you won't see bouncing as they would be flatter than a victoria sponge made by my Mrs.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 13, 2016 15:03:09 GMT
I couldn't decide which category of pornography to view last night as there is so fucking many. So I had to alternate between Milfs and Large titted ladies. I bet lads in the Congo don't have this problem and probably just knock one out to a sexily shaped tree. Nowt wrong with a bit of tree porn. |
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 13, 2016 17:33:30 GMT
Tree porn gives me wood
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Post by Northy on Oct 13, 2016 20:02:37 GMT
the menu said feta cheese in the salad, but they only had goats cheese
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 13, 2016 21:06:37 GMT
the menu said feta cheese in the salad, but they only had goats cheese Bunch of fucking savages in this world. I really do despair. |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Oct 13, 2016 21:21:53 GMT
2 Wind turbines stood in a field.
One says to the other, "what type of music are you into?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan"
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 13, 2016 21:25:36 GMT
2 Wind turbines stood in a field. One says to the other, "what type of music are you into?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan" Fuck me you're good. |
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Post by Northy on Oct 14, 2016 7:03:57 GMT
my lift to work is late, 4 car pile up on the motorway, cars are a problem, especially trudging 2 miles every morning to fetch filthy water in a bucket
which got me thinking, wouldnt it be easier to move the bits of wood and plastic they call homes nearer to the water?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 14, 2016 12:32:48 GMT
Then it's further to the Plumpynut shop
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Post by Northy on Oct 14, 2016 17:42:55 GMT
the menu said feta cheese in the salad, but they only had goats cheese Bunch of fucking savages in this world. I really do despair. 2nd night in the hotel just ordered duck spring rolls followed by stuffed red peppers with a chickpea and watercress salad (power food for run in the morning) waiter returns and said the red peppers are off the menu, fook me what a shithole !!! |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 14, 2016 19:24:31 GMT
Bunch of fucking savages in this world. I really do despair. 2nd night in the hotel just ordered duck spring rolls followed by stuffed red peppers with a chickpea and watercress salad (power food for run in the morning) waiter returns and said the red peppers are off the menu, fook me what a shithole !!! This calls for a strongly written letter to the management, possibly in red ink! |
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 14, 2016 19:47:36 GMT
Bunch of fucking savages in this world. I really do despair. 2nd night in the hotel just ordered duck spring rolls followed by stuffed red peppers with a chickpea and watercress salad (power food for run in the morning) waiter returns and said the red peppers are off the menu, fook me what a shithole !!! Is this hotel in the Castro region of San Francisco by any chance? Just don't order the chocolate fingers with your coffee |
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Post by Northy on Oct 14, 2016 20:16:56 GMT
2nd night in the hotel just ordered duck spring rolls followed by stuffed red peppers with a chickpea and watercress salad (power food for run in the morning) waiter returns and said the red peppers are off the menu, fook me what a shithole !!! Is this hotel in the Castro region of San Francisco by any chance? Just don't order the chocolate fingers with your coffee no, sandy row Belfast cant belive its on tripadvisor  www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g186470-d212489-Reviews-Sandy_Row-Belfast_Northern_Ireland.html |
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 14, 2016 20:39:21 GMT
Notorious when I was a kid. Proddie central. Times have changed if a hotel there, was a pub with a terrible history of murders ( not trying to scare you ;-) ), forget the name. Was always on the news. |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Oct 14, 2016 21:51:00 GMT
Notorious when I was a kid. Proddie central. Times have changed if a hotel there, was a pub with a terrible history of murders ( not trying to scare you ;-) ), forget the name. Was always on the news. The Rovers Return? |
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 14, 2016 23:13:19 GMT
Notorious when I was a kid. Proddie central. Times have changed if a hotel there, was a pub with a terrible history of murders ( not trying to scare you ;-) ), forget the name. Was always on the news. The Rovers Return? Could be You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy |
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Post by Northy on Oct 15, 2016 4:15:19 GMT
Notorious when I was a kid. Proddie central. Times have changed if a hotel there, was a pub with a terrible history of murders ( not trying to scare you ;-) ), forget the name. Was always on the news. the holiday inn is on the other side of the road to billys murial as you enter sandy row |
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 15, 2016 11:45:35 GMT
Someone drew a cock on the King Billy mural once....doubt was in daylight. Alex Higgins grew up there. Holiday Inn, wow, the donegal rd was a bit of a no go area. The Klondike was the pub was thinking of, some horrible going on there years ago. Some women battered a woman to death then a girl had her throat slit before someone opened fire into anoter bar. Was a hell of a place but sounds all peace and kaftans now...well not as bad
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Post by Northy on Oct 16, 2016 6:55:10 GMT
the water coming out of the taps and shower this morning is brown, is karma biting me on the arse. Reception is aware of the problem
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