First World Problems

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Gypsies.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

and immigrants, you never hear those third world countries complaining about immigrants. I am going to move to a third world county and start taking their jobs, hold on a minute, I did!

[Sonko's Head]

Tea that may aswell be tepid piss

[aworldofmyown]

Jun 20, 2012 8:56:15 GMT Sonko's Head said:

Tea that may aswell be tepid piss

that's your problem, women like a cup of tea

Northy, joins people together

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

No, women like to gossip, tea is merely the social transaction that occurs in the background.....

[Sonko's Head]

You cant whack a good mug of Typhoo...but you can whack a woman when she gets out of line

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Jun 20, 2012 9:19:25 GMT Sonko's Head said:

You cant whack off in a good mug of Typhoo...but you can whack off on a woman when she gets out of bed

I agree, make sure you dont burn your mutton musket on the vinegar strokes though....

[Sonko's Head]

Can't whack a burnt helmet...its a turn on like nipples in a clamp while fire ants are biting your jap's eye and Barney the Dinosaur tickling your bum hole with a feather

[SamTheLost]

Big tv is the bedroom is broken so I'm stuck using a 17" SD TV.

[Uncle Heinrich]

Jun 20, 2012 10:16:06 GMT SamTheLost said:

Big tv is the bedroom is broken so I'm stuck using a 17" SD TV.

I don't know how people can say that there is a God after stuff like this.

[Pretty Little Boother]

My internet keeps going off for 20-30 seconds at a time every half hour or so.

[SamTheLost]

Jun 20, 2012 15:52:55 GMT Uncle Heinrich said:

Jun 20, 2012 10:16:06 GMT SamTheLost said:

Big tv is the bedroom is broken so I'm stuck using a 17" SD TV.

I don't know how people can say that there is a God after stuff like this.

I'm glad that there's someone out there who truly understand my pain.

[Ribanjo Fuller]

That 'bit' on my ethernet cable snapped off the other day and now sometimes I get disconnected on my ps3.

I wish I could just lounge about in the sun worrying about nothing but whether or not I'll eat tonight, awwww man.

[Mr Katy Perry]

cant be arsed do cook any food for work tomorrow

so ive gotta walk asda and see what i want

[Sonko's Head]

When you dont have enough room in the freezer to put more food in...will fucking starve

[SamTheLost]

I had to find room in the fridge for the two cheesecakes I made tonight. What a fucking palaver, nobody else has it this hard.

[Uncle Heinrich]

I can't afford to go on holiday this year because I've bought a house. In some countries the government have been known to pay for entire families to have an all inclusive break, train travel paid for too when they're short of cash.
We're so far away from anything like that with the Conservatives, you'll be lucky if you're entitled to the odd day off work with these cunts. These governments even pay for people to have tattoos to remind them of their free breaks; I was turned away from a job interview with the council a few months ago because I had 'Tenerife 2010: 5 bitches in 6 nights' tattooed on my forearm!



























Having a fucking whale of a time.

[Orbs]

"5 bitches in 6 nights" - what happened on the 6th?

[aworldofmyown]

after finishing my bowl of fruit n yogurt this morning, i then went to get some scrambled egg n toast and when I cam back the waitress had cleared my place away, my pot of tea the lot, shocking

I had to ask her to fetch me another one

[Uncle Heinrich]

Jun 21, 2012 6:06:35 GMT Orbs said:

"5 bitches in 6 nights" - what happened on the 6th?

I ran out of money. I'd gone to an Eastern European one on the last night as a treat but could only afford a handjob. Pretty gutting in the end because I could have gone all the way again with one of the cheap black women. I hear poverty stricken Africa is full of them, the jammy bastards.