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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2012 19:17:46 GMT
Cheesecake pavlova? Nice. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Jun 21, 2012 21:30:07 GMT
Pavlova's dogs.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2012 21:40:34 GMT
Lol Psychology
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 21, 2012 21:42:34 GMT
Air con is largely ineffective with the windows open  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 22, 2012 9:15:00 GMT
and there is the important issue of disapearing roundabouts.....
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Post by aworldofmyown on Jun 22, 2012 9:57:43 GMT
I go away for a couple of days and the toilet seat is broke, and the toilet door handle is broke, something makes me think somebody was in a hurry, I suggest the student son who's been frequenting weatherspoons in town now he's back.
You don't get toilet doors or seats in some countries, just a hole in the ground and a spiny leaf to wipe with, that would make life easier.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2012 10:09:05 GMT
Continuing that theme Northy; I need a shit, but I don't want to use the one at work and I can't be arsed to faff about lining the seat with tissue. That means I'll have to wait another 5 hours.
If I was in the middle of a fucking desert, I wouldn't have this problem. Jesushateschrist. And whites.
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Post by aworldofmyown on Jun 22, 2012 10:45:26 GMT
Continuing that theme Northy; I need a shit, but I don't want to use the one at work and I can't be arsed to faff about lining the seat with tissue. That means I'll have to wait another 5 hours. i don't want to sound rude, but are you female,that's what women do.? Or are your bogs worse than a cesspit with a blockage |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2012 10:50:00 GMT
No mate. I'm just particular.
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Post by One-Two on Jun 24, 2012 9:41:08 GMT
Had a dream that I went swimming and my cock came out my trunks. Someone got photos. Horrendous.
The lucky Africans don't have pools or cameras.
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Jun 24, 2012 13:56:11 GMT
Weekdays after 6 and Sundays the train home is at :04 and :52, it takes about 8 minutes to get to the station so when I finish on the hour I've got a fuck off wait.
Today I got a 99p coffee and listened to some Ian Dury, then I interviewed myself in my head playing the role of BBC reporter and myself on Football Manager regarding last nights Champions League win. I'm absolutely delighted for the fans, they deserve success.
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Jun 26, 2012 20:13:20 GMT
got fucking soaked working today bastard africans with all the sun and no jobs |
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Post by aworldofmyown on Jun 26, 2012 20:14:48 GMT
got fucking soaked working today bastard africans with all the sun and no jobs makes you want to move there doesn't it |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 27, 2012 11:10:38 GMT
and you get to ride around in a big pick up truck with a machine gun mounted on the back. Try doing that in Dublin, you'd never get a parking spot!!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 27, 2012 17:59:06 GMT
Got home and nobody's in. Because my mum's not in, I've got no tea. Fuck's sake.
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Jun 27, 2012 18:02:05 GMT
couldnt decide what to watch last night gordon ramsey behind bars or line of duty i chose the wrong one ramsey was shit Ethiopia aint got this problem |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 27, 2012 20:48:59 GMT
Bags of mixed peppers in the supermarket always have three green ones, one red and one yellow; three green ones and theyre the least nicest FFS |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Jun 27, 2012 22:42:29 GMT
Even Africa return the green peppers.
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Jun 27, 2012 22:45:39 GMT
Green peppers are fucking shit. They use them in everything at work because they're the cheapest, they ruin every meal.
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Post by Sonko's Head on Jun 27, 2012 22:52:47 GMT
Not having a flatscreen T.V.; seriously wtf?
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