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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Nov 17, 2011 13:44:19 GMT
A woman put this up the other week with the line "this is what my tattoo will look like"  This is her actual tattoo  Nice belly though |
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Post by Donkey on Nov 17, 2011 13:57:16 GMT
Nice baby, too.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Nov 17, 2011 14:09:19 GMT
Leggings too. She really knows how to flaunt that fine figure of hers.
You go, girl.
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Post by whydelilah on Nov 17, 2011 16:08:02 GMT
Fat bitch.
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Post by whydelilah on Nov 17, 2011 16:22:15 GMT
Slightly off topic (but related), I had a Twitter conversation with a daft bitch yesterday: - Daft Bitch “Can anyone help me, are Kilo’s the same as Kilogram’s?” Me “Are you being serious?” Daft Bitch “Yeaaahh, like KG is kilogrammes but didnt know that Kilos were the same thing” Me “Yes, they are the same thing. Unless you are comparing kilogrammes and kilotonnes.” Daft Bitch “Don't confuse me further  What are kilotonnes? 1000 tonnes im guessing?” Me “A Kilotonne is a like a thousand, thousand kilogrammes” Daft Bitch “Right gotchhaa, seems a strange measure if you ask me” Me “Actually, wait a second. When you say ‘kilos’, you don't mean ‘kilolitres’ do you?” Daft Bitch “Whaaaat?! I give up, its too hard!!” |
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Post by Donkey on Nov 17, 2011 20:39:50 GMT
All of these are Tweets from a male Stoke fan...
#garybarlow
love gary barlow #CINrocks
Whens gary coming on? #CINrocks
When I look in the mirror, I don't even recognise myself
#CINrocks
Some freaks out there.
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 17, 2011 22:29:13 GMT
Fucking hell I've found a diamond, a competitor for Child Catchers Thick Monster, she is horrifically ugly, I want to post pictures but I'm not allowed am I?
Here is her latest status update - Cud the person who as inboxed me sister abt the blk n orange adidas trainers cud u inbox me 2 let me knw wether ur stil cumin or not pls as iv got the trainers ere thank u
Under info, her religious views are 'white'
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Post by Chairman Meow on Nov 17, 2011 22:31:34 GMT
Fucking hell I've found a diamond, a competitor for Child Catchers Thick Monster, she is horrifically ugly, I want to post pictures but I'm not allowed am I? Here is her latest status update - Cud the person who as inboxed me sister abt the blk n orange adidas trainers cud u inbox me 2 let me knw wether ur stil cumin or not pls as iv got the trainers ere thank u Under info, her religious views are 'white' Just blur the face out, then it's fine. |
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Post by Chairman Meow on Nov 17, 2011 22:37:19 GMT
But it's her face that makes her so horrific? A black box over the eyes? |
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 17, 2011 22:37:44 GMT
Here it is Attachments:
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Post by WineDelilah on Nov 17, 2011 22:45:34 GMT
Fucking hell I've found a diamond, a competitor for Child Catchers Thick Monster, she is horrifically ugly, I want to post pictures but I'm not allowed am I? Here is her latest status update - Cud the person who as inboxed me sister abt the blk n orange adidas trainers cud u inbox me 2 let me knw wether ur stil cumin or not pls as iv got the trainers ere thank u Under info, her religious views are 'white' Outstanding... ;D Korma tew u fur fat.. |
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Post by Ninjadmin on Nov 17, 2011 22:46:21 GMT
We should pit my mong against your mong, let's see who is dumber.
MONG-OFF!
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 17, 2011 22:51:22 GMT
Here's another status update - "I am shitin myself 4 2mz cus iv got me flt test 2mz " |
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 17, 2011 22:52:31 GMT
Here's another status update - "I am shitin myself 4 2mz cus iv got me flt test 2mz " I am worrying about tomorrow because I am taking my fork lift truck test tomorrow. (Is it tomorrow then?) |
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Post by Donkey on Nov 17, 2011 22:53:48 GMT
Fucking hell I've found a diamond, a competitor for Child Catchers Thick Monster, she is horrifically ugly, I want to post pictures but I'm not allowed am I? Here is her latest status update - Cud the person who as inboxed me sister abt the blk n orange adidas trainers cud u inbox me 2 let me knw wether ur stil cumin or not pls as iv got the trainers ere thank u Under info, her religious views are 'white' ;D ;D ;D ;D Fuck off Uncs, there's a new mong on the block. |
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 17, 2011 22:56:15 GMT
Is tiered so i think mite go give me pillow sum head
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Post by Donkey on Nov 17, 2011 22:57:34 GMT
"Might give my pillow head"
This has odd connotations.
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 17, 2011 22:59:10 GMT
"Any body fancy cum sit wth me as im bored shitless n the house 2 meself"
Strangely, there were no replies
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Post by Ninjadmin on Nov 17, 2011 23:20:50 GMT
"I am so loveing how ben is plang wiv is stuff and get to get up soon and clan up and then do sume feed and then chil out day today x"
"Cant bleve my baby boy tony is 7 this time were as it gon and my big boy is so big love you hope i can see you mare that i do soon my big boy" - Little baby Tony, what a fucking brilliant name for a kid. Little Tone.
"Wall i am no dick had were my baby is tony i love u and so bus ben and i love how u was today wiv ur litt brow...
...And just wich i had had him wiv me love u hope u know that my big boy alls i wont to see him mare of u and way shod i wate untill ur 14 are 18 your my baby way missed so much so much of ur life"
"Can sume1 tell me way i am haveing inbox for sume1 that is not me!!"
"If you dont like the way i spill then do 1 as i cant halp the way i am i look after ben he will be going school soon"
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Post by Donkey on Nov 17, 2011 23:25:49 GMT
I can't make much sense of her posts but...
She says her lad is turning 7 soon (does she?)
Later on she says he will be going school soon.
I presume this was posted in the morning before he went to school but its a mong so I shall ask...has this kid started school yet or has mong woman not realised you're meant to start your education at around 4 years old?
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What are kilotonnes? 1000 tonnes im guessing?”
