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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 17, 2011 23:26:00 GMT
It appears you have taken this mong-off very seriously and for now, your mong is winning.
Watch this space.....
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Post by Stokiecat on Nov 17, 2011 23:31:05 GMT
WTF! Did you hack my account? Bastard. |
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Post by Donkey on Nov 17, 2011 23:32:33 GMT
I need to find a mong on Twitter so I can compete in the mong-off.
Wish me luck.
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Post by Dharma Bum on Nov 17, 2011 23:40:06 GMT
I can't make much sense of her posts but... She says her lad is turning 7 soon (does she?) Later on she says he will be going school soon. I presume this was posted in the morning before he went to school but its a mong so I shall ask...has this kid started school yet or has mong woman not realised you're meant to start your education at around 4 years old? There's two kids; Ben and Tony. Tony is 7 and Ben is starting school soon. |
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 17, 2011 23:42:13 GMT
"Me n my sexy baby" The sick fuck Attachments:
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Post by Donkey on Nov 17, 2011 23:42:20 GMT
I can't make much sense of her posts but... She says her lad is turning 7 soon (does she?) Later on she says he will be going school soon. I presume this was posted in the morning before he went to school but its a mong so I shall ask...has this kid started school yet or has mong woman not realised you're meant to start your education at around 4 years old? There's two kids; Ben and Tony. Tony is 7 and Ben is starting school soon. Are you the mong's partner? |
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Post by Ninjadmin on Nov 17, 2011 23:49:46 GMT
I can't make much sense of her posts but... She says her lad is turning 7 soon (does she?) Later on she says he will be going school soon. I presume this was posted in the morning before he went to school but its a mong so I shall ask...has this kid started school yet or has mong woman not realised you're meant to start your education at around 4 years old? She's got 2 sons. The first (little Tony) was taken off her, he's in foster care at the moment. Since my mong had a bollocking from little Tone's carer on Facebook (after saying her new son was pretty much her only real son) she has dedicated 75% of her status updates to saying how much she loves and misses little Tone. Her favourite son is nearly starting school, which she brought up in the update defending her spelling... "yeah I can't spell but my son is starting school soon", maybe she is hoping to learn a thing or two from him. Her all-time best ever mong update was when her dad was using her computer while she was trying to sleep, I think the PC was in her room or something... her update was supposed to say "I wish my dad would go to bed, goodness gracious." It actually said something along the lines of "I wiche my dad would cume bed fuck me". Comedy gold. |
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 17, 2011 23:54:42 GMT
Just in case you missed it on the tail end of the last page. Attachments:
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Nov 17, 2011 23:55:37 GMT
Just in case you missed it on the tail end of the last page. What the fuck? ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Donkey on Nov 18, 2011 1:16:09 GMT
Just in case you missed it on the tail end of the last page. There's so many current and ex Stoke players he looks like. |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Nov 18, 2011 8:46:17 GMT
Uncs' mong is caning it so far. What the fuck is going on with her spelling? Her vowels in particular are atrocious. Luve hir. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by whydelilah on Nov 18, 2011 9:06:53 GMT
"Me n my sexy baby" The sick fuck Like those goggles you get when you have a sun bed. Not that I use sun beds. |
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Post by Donkey on Nov 19, 2011 3:27:43 GMT
Found this intelligent kid on Twitter...
giv it the bigin tried give swing missed got knocked the fuk out front of everyone fuk it ad a laf luve it role on next friday
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 19, 2011 11:39:14 GMT
Found this intelligent kid on Twitter... giv it the bigin tried give swing missed got knocked the fuk out front of everyone fuk it ad a laf luve it role on next fridayI imagine this fine young man will be donning a baseball cap at the match later on today, goadng the away fans, because he is SO FUCKING HARD. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Nov 21, 2011 15:16:36 GMT
Profile picture of someone commenting on a status on my news feed.  What the fuck possesses someone to; a) Put a picture of their naked torso and abdomen on Facebook? b) Put a picture of their naked torso and abdomen on Facebook when it looks as shit as that? No exaggeration here, I'm in better shape than that and my days generally consist of: waking up at midday, having a smoke, having a wank, having a shower, eating a tin of soup or a curry, having another smoke, reading, posting bollocks on here, putting away half a bottle of whiskey, having a smoke and then falling asleep. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Nov 21, 2011 15:36:42 GMT
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Post by SamTheLost on Nov 21, 2011 15:40:59 GMT
Technically the sentence is correct...
But I'm assuming it's supposed to be definitely? Fucking spastic.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Nov 21, 2011 15:43:34 GMT
Maybe they are defiant? Almost like a "the retards will not drag me down", sort of thing. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Nov 21, 2011 15:46:16 GMT
Nah, I doubt defiant is in their vocabulary.
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Post by whydelilah on Nov 21, 2011 15:48:13 GMT
Dharma is defiantly a daft cunt.
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