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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 8, 2013 20:52:10 GMT
What's you're favorite killing technique?
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JB1989
Kyle Lightbourne
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Post by JB1989 on Oct 8, 2013 20:55:23 GMT
loads out here in stone. massive ones aswell, cat goes for them. if shes not about then the hoover gets them!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 8, 2013 21:03:02 GMT
loads out here in stone. massive ones aswell, cat goes for them. if shes not about then the hoover gets them! They'll just ay eggs in your Hoover and you'll end up with billions of them, bad move! |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 8, 2013 21:04:17 GMT
Spiders are fantastic. Had loads of moths in the spare bedroom and moths are the scum of the insect world. They have since become spider food. Good work my eight legged friends!
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Post by Donkey on Oct 8, 2013 21:07:53 GMT
Hoover. Foot. Book. Cat.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 8, 2013 21:08:27 GMT
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Oct 8, 2013 21:51:09 GMT
Asphyxiation.
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Post by One-Two on Oct 9, 2013 0:55:18 GMT
There seems to be shitloads of ladybirds about this year. They're bloody everywhere!
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 9, 2013 6:33:05 GMT
I don't get a chance as Denzel the cat massacres them all.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 9, 2013 7:49:39 GMT
I don't like them but I admire them, and as long as they stick to the rules, I leave em be
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Post by Dharma Bum on Oct 9, 2013 12:22:33 GMT
Just pick them up and put them outside, or leave them alone. Never understood people who kill them.
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Post by SamTheLost on Oct 9, 2013 12:29:32 GMT
If they kill wasps they can do what the damn hell they like.
If the girlfriend kicks off they go outside, never understood being afraid of spiders in this country. Pure idiocy.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2013 12:58:11 GMT
I'm 27, 6ft3 and 15 Stone (hench like Rhodsey((RIP))) and I can't deal with them, have to get the Mrs to sort them out, especially if they're over an inch big. I make her move them outside though, don't like killing them.
We did have this right fat fucker on the door frame and the only option was execution as it was too big for her to handle (first time for everything). She give it the slipper and it splattered blood fucking everywhere. I've not seen blood like it since looking at murder photos at the CPS.
The biggest I've seen was at my mates house. We were playing San Andreas in the living room, he squealed and quickly removed himself from the room. It had to be about 5 and a half inches in width, fucking huge, just prowling round the room like a fucking Don.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 9, 2013 13:18:03 GMT
Just pick them up and put them outside, or leave them alone. Never understood people who kill them. They'll just walk back in unannounced within 5 minutes though. Im not scared of them, ii just dont particularly like the thought of them scaring my kids or crawling in my mouth as i sleep. A good spider is a dead spider. |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Oct 9, 2013 13:26:31 GMT
Kill them. If they're in the bath, I'll use the shower...full force freezing cold for about 20 seconds, then put it up boiling hot and dowse it with that. if it's still alive then bleach/Mr Muscle/Toothpaste/shower gel etc have to be used. Then after about 10 minutes I just shower them down the plug hole. If they aren't in the bath I have to kill them, usually with a slipper or under a glass. Then use a couple of pieces of kitchen roll to brush it up. My mum picks them up and puts them outside...what's the fucking point? It''l be back inside in about 20 minutes  Horrible things. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 10, 2013 8:37:37 GMT
Spiders know the rules, stay out fo the way, dont be seen, if I dont see them, we have no issue. No really fast running, if I catch sight of you, just slowly sidel away under something far away from me. if I lived somewhere like Australia, I would wear myself out with worry.
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Post by The Turtle on Oct 10, 2013 8:55:48 GMT
Spiders eat flies. Flies feed on shit and dead things, then enter your house, crawl over your food with their six shitty shoes, sick up digestive enzymes, then slurp up the resulting goo. You then eat the food.
Spiders are the good guys.
I especially like the daredevil ones on my wing mirrors. They're definitely getting a buzz from hanging on at 60mph.
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Post by Donkey on Oct 10, 2013 13:01:00 GMT
Most insects have their uses, but that doesn't stop me from killing them.
Ain't no ugly spider eating me while I'm asleep.
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Post by The Turtle on Oct 10, 2013 15:27:42 GMT
And yet you, despite being apparently useless, have so far escaped the rolled up newspaper of doom. The very definition of irony  |
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Post by Sonko's Head on Oct 10, 2013 15:31:47 GMT
Not a fan of spiders, but I hate flies so fucking much, so I let spiders be.
The enemy, of my enemy is my friend in this case.
However if they're fucking huge I kill them.
I'm a ruthless motherfucker.
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