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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 21, 2015 22:13:26 GMT
Chuffing Daddy Long-Legs everywhere down here as well! My daughter calls them "skinny long legs"  Much better name and makes me pissmyself whenever she says it. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 21, 2015 22:15:11 GMT
They're all over houses in Sydney. The nastiest thing about the fuckers is the noise they make when they run over certain surfaces. And you're right about the speed of them. You'd struggle to catch one of them on a good day. Horrible bastards they are. What was it measuring? A tape measure by the looks of it. |
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Post by The Turtle on Sept 25, 2015 14:11:08 GMT
They're all over houses in Sydney. The nastiest thing about the fuckers is the noise they make when they run over certain surfaces. And you're right about the speed of them. You'd struggle to catch one of them on a good day. Horrible bastards they are. What was it measuring? Salop's missus's penis? |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 30, 2015 8:58:59 GMT
I had to "Take out" one of the fuckers last night and it was stupidly big. It even made a noise when I stood on it. I fucking hate them.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 30, 2015 10:30:04 GMT
Spider murdering bastard.
Spiders are fucking brilliant. If you are terrified of them then you are gayer than Mr Sausage.
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Post by Northy on Sept 30, 2015 12:33:15 GMT
Spider murdering bastard. Spiders are fucking brilliant. If you are terrified of them then you are gayer than Mr Sausage. My eldest lad is in a cottage on the Norfolk Broads for 6 months, when he got there a couple of weeks ago he said it hadnt been used for a while and there were cobwebs about, my Mrs asked at the weekend if he'd cleaned them up yet, he said 'no, they catch the mosquitos' she doesn't want to visit anymore |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 30, 2015 14:44:34 GMT
Spider murdering bastard. Spiders are fucking brilliant. If you are terrified of them then you are gayer than Mr Sausage. I'll never be as gay as Mr Sausage, even if I bummed all of lads in gay Paris. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 30, 2015 16:06:28 GMT
Spider murdering bastard. Spiders are fucking brilliant. If you are terrified of them then you are gayer than Mr Sausage. My eldest lad is in a cottage on the Norfolk Broads for 6 months, when he got there a couple of weeks ago he said it hadnt been used for a while and there were cobwebs about, my Mrs asked at the weekend if he'd cleaned them up yet, he said 'no, they catch the mosquitos' she doesn't want to visit anymore I hope he liked banjos and bumming then. |
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Post by Northy on Oct 1, 2015 13:06:53 GMT
My eldest lad is in a cottage on the Norfolk Broads for 6 months, when he got there a couple of weeks ago he said it hadnt been used for a while and there were cobwebs about, my Mrs asked at the weekend if he'd cleaned them up yet, he said 'no, they catch the mosquitos' she doesn't want to visit anymore I hope he liked banjos and bumming then. He's in a 3 bedroom cottage, two 22 year old women in the other 2 rooms, not much banjos about ... Anyway I thought spider season went out in the 90's/naughties when Brazilians came in, it was about June when the bikini bottoms started to come out in view |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 9, 2016 20:29:15 GMT
Spider season is open again; huge bastard sitting in my bath  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 9, 2016 21:17:02 GMT
Had a spider in my bathroom for probably two months now and he is growing into a beautiful specimen. There was a slight issue with small black flies that he* sorted that out for me and then a moth problem which is no more. There is a web in the corner of the window but that is small price to pay for such a useful service. Also didn't realise that spiders shed their skin as they grow. The spider shaped dead things in the web are just old skin. Fantastic creatures really.
I've been cleaning around my new pet and so long as his web doesn't get too big, he can stay for as long as he likes.
*he might be a she.
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Sept 9, 2016 21:29:18 GMT
Fuck them off.
You should have seen the size of the bastard that was on my workmate the other day! Jesus fucking christ, I ran a mile. Horrible. Looked tropical as well.
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Post by Salopstick on Sept 9, 2016 21:30:26 GMT
Had a spider in my bathroom for probably two months now and he is growing into a beautiful specimen. There was a slight issue with small black flies that he* sorted that out for me and then a moth problem which is no more. There is a web in the corner of the window but that is small price to pay for such a useful service. Also didn't realise that spiders shed their skin as they grow. The spider shaped dead things in the web are just old skin. Fantastic creatures really. I've been cleaning around my new pet and so long as his web doesn't get too big, he can stay for as long as he likes. *he might be a she. Dyson |
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Post by Salopstick on Sept 9, 2016 21:31:20 GMT
Fuck them off. Looked tropical as well. Casual xenophobia |
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Post by Northy on Sept 9, 2016 21:35:51 GMT
Fuck them off. You should have seen the size of the bastard that was on my workmate the other day! Jesus fucking christ, I ran a mile. Horrible. Looked tropical as well. probably a pipe spider they try and get indoors for the winter, they are big buggers, you could put a saddle on em |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 9, 2016 21:59:35 GMT
Had a spider in my bathroom for probably two months now and he is growing into a beautiful specimen. There was a slight issue with small black flies that he* sorted that out for me and then a moth problem which is no more. There is a web in the corner of the window but that is small price to pay for such a useful service. Also didn't realise that spiders shed their skin as they grow. The spider shaped dead things in the web are just old skin. Fantastic creatures really. I've been cleaning around my new pet and so long as his web doesn't get too big, he can stay for as long as he likes. *he might be a she. Arachno-tranny. |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 9, 2016 22:22:52 GMT
Dog just caught a big fucker crawling across the floor and ate it. Attenborough can get to fuck when natural marvels occur from the comfort of your settee.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 9, 2016 23:03:38 GMT
Fuck them off. You should have seen the size of the bastard that was on my workmate the other day! Jesus fucking christ, I ran a mile. Horrible. Looked tropical as well. Should have set him on fire. Only way to be sure more won't come back in low riders armed to the teeth..or is that Mexicans? Always confuse the 2. |
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Sept 9, 2016 23:10:17 GMT
Dog just caught a big fucker crawling across the floor and ate it. Attenborough can get to fuck when natural marvels occur from the comfort of your settee. Ha! Fuck Life on Earth! |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 9, 2016 23:48:03 GMT
Dog just caught a big fucker crawling across the floor and ate it. Attenborough can get to fuck when natural marvels occur from the comfort of your settee. Ha! Fuck Life on Earth! Was going to put Nat Geo on but I saw a bird out the window earlier and now the pooch is licking his bottom so there's no point , as all animal based educational bases are covered. |
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