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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 10, 2013 15:46:47 GMT
Its like when you see a rat, you cant help but go "wheeurrr" and jump in the air a little, like a woman might do, I think its instinctive...
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Post by Sonko's Head on Oct 10, 2013 19:40:24 GMT
Its like when you see a rat, you cant help but go "wheeurrr" and jump in the air a little, like a woman might do, I think its instinctive... I don't I think kill the fucking cunt with a shovel. |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 10, 2013 19:52:13 GMT
I like spiders. I like them a lot. They are welcome in my home as they, like me, hate the fuck out of flies, and like me, they kill them.
They fuck flies up ..... morning, noon, and especially night, they fuck flies up in the most horrible ways.
Yes .... I like spiders.
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Post by Stokiecat on Oct 10, 2013 20:03:28 GMT
Jesus, that's two posts where I agree with Sausage. Hell is freezing over.
I love spiders and actively encourage them to survive in my house. I have no objections to most creepy crawlies, flies and wasps are annoying but they're all part of the wonders of life. On the other hand I'm not a huge fan of cockroaches but I haven't really come across many of them.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Oct 10, 2013 20:06:57 GMT
I don't mind house spiders but I did definitely take a huge dislike to the one that decided to crawl onto me whilst I was asleep about a fortnight ago ;D
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 7, 2014 23:05:30 GMT
Battle has commenced once again  |
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 8, 2014 0:18:55 GMT
I live on the top floor of an apartment block - how the fuck are these arachnid wankers getting into my home?
I'm beginning to suspect that a bunch of them have clubbed together and been down to Machine Mart to hire a cherry picker.
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Post by Chairman Meow on Sept 8, 2014 6:15:26 GMT
I don't mind the little things.
My missus on the other hand despises them.
Her favourite trick when I'm not in is to place a glass upside down on them. This leads to suffocation(if they're lucky), or dying if starvation gradually over a week or so.
I save them if I see them the heartless bitch.
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Post by The Turtle on Sept 8, 2014 7:00:02 GMT
I live on the top floor of an apartment block - how the fuck are these arachnid wankers getting into my home? I'm beginning to suspect that a bunch of them have clubbed together and been down to Machine Mart to hire a cherry picker. You must have seen Charlotte's Web? They fly in on their little parachute threads of silk, clever stuff spider silk. I got bitten by a spider last week. Was taking in my Stoke shirt off the line and draped it over the crook of my elbow. About five minutes later the skin there started feeling hot and itching and as I rubbed it an area about the size of a 50p went a bit red. I looked more closely and there were two small red pin pricks in the centre of this red area which must have been where the fangs went in. It all went away after about 15 minutes but I had no idea British spiders were capable of biting you. I think it was one of those brown and yellow stripey things which are all over the gardens at the moment. Will be treating them with a bit more respect from now on ie flicking them into the neighbour's garden. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 8, 2014 9:18:10 GMT
I live on the top floor of an apartment block - how the fuck are these arachnid wankers getting into my home? I'm beginning to suspect that a bunch of them have clubbed together and been down to Machine Mart to hire a cherry picker. Don't be so fucking stupid. How many spiders do you think hold a valid IPAF cert. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 8, 2014 17:19:24 GMT
I don't mind them as long as I can see them; it's when they run under the sofa I'm sitting on that I shriek like a little girl.
Had a wolf spider run across my duvet last year when I was falling asleep watching telly, proper shit me up. Little fucker.
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Post by The Turtle on Sept 8, 2014 19:51:24 GMT
Maybe thats what had me?
"Wolf spiders will inject venom if continually provoked. Symptoms of their venomous bite include swelling, mild pain and itching."
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Sept 8, 2014 19:53:14 GMT
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 8, 2014 22:05:18 GMT
I fucking didn't say 'yellow stripey things' anywhere. Quote function spaz.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Sept 8, 2014 22:18:01 GMT
I had a shocker there!
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 9, 2014 11:24:50 GMT
Spiders are cunts. Nothing on this earth needs 8 legs,it's greedy as shit and it's an intimidation technique these arachnid bully's have perfected over the years. From the tiny ones to the big fuck off ones, they can all die.
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Post by The Turtle on Sept 9, 2014 11:36:09 GMT
^ ^ ^ ^ | | | | | Scared of spiders  |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 9, 2014 11:47:48 GMT
Hate them.Always have and always will. After seeing a big Huntsman on an apartment door in Sydney I thought was dead leap into action after opening the aforementioned door. They scare the shit out of me. Huge thing it was too. A rolled up newspaper only wound it up when my lady tried to twat it.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Sept 9, 2014 11:49:52 GMT
I never kill spiders. I love them because they kill the fuck out of flies and then suck them dry. Spiders are cool but like a lot of you I don't really want one on my pillow or in my bath  |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 9, 2014 11:53:46 GMT
People who keep them as "pets" need there heads checked. Pointless unless you like to watch them not move for days or poke them with sticks to wind them up for banter I guess.
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