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Post by Northy on Dec 18, 2015 8:49:01 GMT
Impressive skills there Jones, all whilst keeping up with the jones's?  Got a slow grown organic Turkey, much better than these quick grown ones that are dry. Got told at the weekend that the mother in law is coming, she's t2 diabetic and can't have sweet potato, trifle, sauces that we normally have, and the eldest lad will be home for xmas and he's a veggie so will have to do 2 gravies, I should be half gone by then so may mix everything up |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 18, 2015 16:30:46 GMT
Make her eat in the shed. That'll learn her.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 18, 2015 21:43:38 GMT
If you could just let me know your address Jonesy and I'll pop round to make sure everything is alright. A true gent. I'll leave the alarm off so as not to startle you; if you wouldn't mind checking that the contents of my safe are still there whilst you're round; combination is 1 8 6 3. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 18, 2015 21:46:01 GMT
Impressive skills there Jones, all whilst keeping up with the jones's? Got a slow grown organic Turkey, much better than these quick grown ones that are dry. Got told at the weekend that the mother in law is coming, she's t2 diabetic and can't have sweet potato, trifle, sauces that we normally have, and the eldest lad will be home for xmas and he's a veggie so will have to do 2 gravies, I should be half gone by then so may mix everything up I do hope the sweet potato, trifle & usual sources are still in the menu? She's on your turf thus playing by your rules; I'm sure she can handle a little bit of hypoglycaemia to save offending her host. |
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Post by Northy on Dec 19, 2015 7:35:41 GMT
Got a slow grown organic Turkey, much better than these quick grown ones that are dry. Got told at the weekend that the mother in law is coming, she's t2 diabetic and can't have sweet potato, trifle, sauces that we normally have, and the eldest lad will be home for xmas and he's a veggie so will have to do 2 gravies, I should be half gone by then so may mix everything up I do hope the sweet potato, trifle & usual sources are still in the menu? She's on your turf thus playing by your rules; I'm sure she can handle a little bit of hypoglycaemia to save offending her host. Oh yes, just a pain doing the alternatives |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Dec 19, 2015 12:53:26 GMT
Think I'm going have a lobster Xmas day, but then could be a sandwich as babies not turned up yet.
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Post by bigarthur on Dec 21, 2015 22:16:00 GMT
If you could just let me know your address Jonesy and I'll pop round to make sure everything is alright. A true gent. I'll leave the alarm off so as not to startle you; if you wouldn't mind checking that the contents of my safe are still there whilst you're round; combination is 1 8 6 3. If you could leave the front door key under the mat that would be great. I'll even water the plants on my way through the house. |
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Post by charliethebastard on Dec 22, 2015 1:26:55 GMT
I'm thinking of hobnobs and a few dozen lagers
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Dec 22, 2015 14:52:41 GMT
Never really been a fan of turkey so I'm having beef wellington for my main Christmas meal and drowning the bastard in gravy.
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 22, 2015 14:59:15 GMT
I want Angel Delight for Xmas dinner, preferably stuffing flavour. Don't do veg or taters or all that stuff. Turkey is ok though and the odd mince pie. Can keep your sprouts, cous cous and jellied eels and that other Xmas rubbish though.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Dec 22, 2015 19:49:34 GMT
I want Angel Delight for Xmas dinner, preferably stuffing flavour. Don't do veg or taters or all that stuff. Turkey is ok though and the odd mince pie. Can keep your sprouts, cous cous and jellied eels and that other Xmas rubbish though. Have you had another funny turn? |
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Post by Northy on Dec 22, 2015 20:47:56 GMT
I want Angel Delight for Xmas dinner, preferably stuffing flavour. Get yourself down canal street in Manchester, I'm sure Angel delight will stuff you. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 22, 2015 23:33:06 GMT
Got two tables of different height, length & width that I've got to somehow make to look like one massive table with the aid of some 12mm shutterply, this could end badly!
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 23, 2015 10:18:25 GMT
I want Angel Delight for Xmas dinner, preferably stuffing flavour. Get yourself down canal street in Manchester, I'm sure Angel delight will stuff you. Can't find it on the sat nav..... |
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 23, 2015 10:21:30 GMT
I want Angel Delight for Xmas dinner, preferably stuffing flavour. Don't do veg or taters or all that stuff. Turkey is ok though and the odd mince pie. Can keep your sprouts, cous cous and jellied eels and that other Xmas rubbish though. Have you had another funny turn? You and your arty farty fancy foods like cous cous and Old El Paso refried beans. Is people like you who ruin Xmas for the rest of us. You and your fancy ways and chairs and the like. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 23, 2015 11:54:15 GMT
I fancy sticking my arse in a big bowl of angel delight and letting rip, I bet it would make an awesome sound.
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Post by Northy on Dec 23, 2015 15:14:17 GMT
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 24, 2015 10:32:48 GMT
Just looked @ the street view on Google Earth and saw Enrico Palazzo stood on the corner dressed as Peter Pan. I take it that this Canal St is some kind of theatre district. |
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Post by Northy on Dec 24, 2015 11:18:59 GMT
Just looked @ the street view on Google Earth and saw Enrico Palazzo stood on the corner dressed as Peter Pan. I take it that this Canal St is some kind of theatre district. there's certainly a few drama queens knocking about apparently |
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Post by Salopstick on Dec 24, 2015 12:32:48 GMT
Starter salmon roll and prawn cocktail
Turkey crown and beef
Mash
Roasties
Broccoli and cauliflower cheese
Roasted carrots and parsnips
Little sausages with bacon wrapped around
Au t Bessie's Yorkshire puddings
Stuffing
Various desserts
Lots of red wine and a bottle of Jameson's.
Merry fucking Christmas
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