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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Mar 27, 2015 13:57:55 GMT
So you don't live in the sea?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 27, 2015 14:04:51 GMT
I chopped down a tree (massive viney bush thing) in my garden the other day. I can now see the sea from my kitchen :-p why not simply go upstairs? I trimmed my massive veiny bush the other day, now it itches like a bastard. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 1, 2015 21:41:42 GMT
After a week of solid almost torrential rain, me lawn is now fucked.
Will be weeks / months before its dried out.
Fuck you Mother Nature, filthy bitch.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 2, 2015 11:41:37 GMT
MIne is definitely Somme like
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 14, 2015 19:42:20 GMT
Fucked it.
Raked and mowed it tonight when it was a bit too moist; result = brown bald patches.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 15, 2015 5:36:01 GMT
Fucked it. Raked and mowed it tonight when it was a bit too moist; result = brown bald patches. The lawn or your bush? |
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Post by Northy on Apr 16, 2015 7:35:25 GMT
I was cursed with fairy ring fungii on my front lawn last year, had to dig some of it out and now it looks a mess as the new area grows quicker and is a more vibrant green than the old area. Now I've noticed a little batch of grass on the old area has gone brown, it's still under there and killing my lawn  |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Apr 16, 2015 12:22:59 GMT
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 16, 2015 13:26:47 GMT
I was cursed with fairy ring fungii on my front lawn last year, had to dig some of it out and now it looks a mess as the new area grows quicker and is a more vibrant green than the old area. Now I've noticed a little batch of grass on the old area has gone brown, it's still under there and killing my lawn I think you will find it was Rootsy on a mobility scooter, doing doughnuts. I fear the dwarves captured him and after brainwashing converted him to their creed. Miss you, you wonderful black bastard, you.. Sniff..... |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 16, 2015 17:27:08 GMT
I was cursed with fairy ring fungii on my front lawn last year, had to dig some of it out and now it looks a mess as the new area grows quicker and is a more vibrant green than the old area. Now I've noticed a little batch of grass on the old area has gone brown, it's still under there and killing my lawn I think you will find it was Rootsy on a mobility scooter, doing doughnuts. I fear the dwarves captured him and after brainwashing converted him to their creed. Miss you, you wonderful black bastard, you.. Sniff..... Seconded |
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Post by Orbs on Apr 16, 2015 17:51:42 GMT
He's not black
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 16, 2015 18:19:06 GMT
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 16, 2015 19:19:22 GMT
He's as black as Jon Walters. |
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Post by Tom'sViews on Apr 28, 2015 22:04:51 GMT
Had a problem with moss on the front lawn so my dad gave me some stuff to kill it with, and some sort of device to lay the stuff down as I go over the lawn.
So anyway since then the stuff has done it's job and killed the moss turning it blackish. The only problem is that apparently I have become massively retarded and wasnt walking in a straight line when I did it so there is thin strips of lighter mossy bits on the lawn in amongst large dark areas where the stuff worked.
So long story short it looks really shit. Any advice on how to sort this shit out, or have I ruined the lawn and should just leave it until I go back to uni on Sunday so my dad has to sort it out?
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Apr 28, 2015 22:15:38 GMT
Option B!
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Post by Tom'sViews on Apr 28, 2015 22:20:13 GMT
I was thinking option B as well. Leaving your own fuck ups for other people to sort out is always the best way to get on in life. |
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Apr 28, 2015 22:21:52 GMT
Precisely. I'm sure your old man would love to spend some quality lawn time sorting it out anyway, everyone's a winner.
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Apr 29, 2015 7:08:29 GMT
My front lawn is more moss than grass I reckon. Doesn't look too bad, takes less looking after than grass, it's a natural astroturf ;-)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2015 10:16:42 GMT
Had a problem with moss on the front lawn so my dad gave me some stuff to kill it with, and some sort of device to lay the stuff down as I go over the lawn. So anyway since then the stuff has done it's job and killed the moss turning it blackish. The only problem is that apparently I have become massively retarded and wasnt walking in a straight line when I did it so there is thin strips of lighter mossy bits on the lawn in amongst large dark areas where the stuff worked. So long story short it looks really shit. Any advice on how to sort this shit out, or have I ruined the lawn and should just leave it until I go back to uni on Sunday so my dad has to sort it out? The old man did that on mine the other week, scarifying(?) it. Apparently you're not meant to tread on the grass for few days after as it can kill the surrounding grass. The back gardens looking pretty good now, though no sooner have I painted the fences, birds have shit all over it. The woman opposite has loads of bird feeding apparatus and they just come down for their eats and shit all over my fucking fence. Only thing I really need to do now is repaint the decking and it's good to go. |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 29, 2015 12:30:41 GMT
About a third of the way through landscaping the back garden. Am determined to get my money's worth for my council tax and must have tipped around 4 tonnes of concrete at the council recycling centres so far. Looks like a bomb's hit it but still looks better than the Hanley city centre redevelopment.
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