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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 22, 2016 0:32:29 GMT
I once, whilst in my early 20's. got an astra as a courtesy car while mine was being fixed and I parked against a wall then couldnt make it go into reverse. I had to spend ages waiting for an stra driver to come back and tell me the clue. There is a helmet ridge thing on the gear knob you had to lift to engage reverse. I could still be sat there now, as I'd never have worked it out! I smell a rat... Rumour has it, you're more than familiar with a helmet ridge! |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 22, 2016 22:17:30 GMT
Another belter fom the boy earlier today... "Daddy, have you ever had a baby?"  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 15, 2017 16:55:39 GMT
the boy - can you take me to school next week? me - no mate, I'm working. the boy - what work? me - training the boy - you haven't got a train |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 15, 2017 20:33:07 GMT
Bless, he's only 23
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 22, 2017 17:27:45 GMT
The boy has taken to pointing at things... Using only his middle finger
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 10, 2017 20:04:28 GMT
On the phone to the boy whist getting lost in nottingham....
"what are you doing daddy"
"trying to drive and look at my satnav at the same time so I don't get lost"
"why don't you put one eye up and one eye down then daddy" D)
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 17, 2017 19:49:10 GMT
A proud moment as the boy (4yo) announced that he has 3 girlfriends.... Backed it up by saying he also has two boyfriends  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 17, 2017 20:55:00 GMT
That's modern life
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 26, 2017 7:20:28 GMT
I don't like kids but one did ask me how long they had to spend in the basement
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 2, 2017 20:29:15 GMT
Been telling the little man how I'm going Snowdon tomorrow & Camping.... "how will you balance your tent on the pointy bit at the top daddy?" |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jun 2, 2017 21:05:31 GMT
Well, how will you?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 4, 2017 14:49:07 GMT
Daddy, why are the Muslims such a bunch of cunts?
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Post by Salopstick on Jun 4, 2017 17:11:36 GMT
I remember some child asking me have you ever killed someone
The cunt was 21 and drunk
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jun 4, 2017 18:16:55 GMT
I remember some child asking me have you ever killed someone The cunt was 21 and drunk Who, the one who asked the question or the one you killed? |
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Post by Salopstick on Jun 4, 2017 18:41:09 GMT
I remember some child asking me have you ever killed someone The cunt was 21 and drunk Who, the one who asked the question or the one you killed? The one who asked the question  I'm a lover not a killer  |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jun 4, 2017 23:14:49 GMT
Who, the one who asked the question or the one you killed? The one who asked the question I'm a lover not a killer So you raped him? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 13, 2017 21:12:00 GMT
Me "fish for tea tonight kids"
Daughter "what type?"
Boy "gold"!
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Post by Northy on Nov 28, 2017 16:52:20 GMT
mummy can I have mashed potato with my chips and pizza
heard a fat kid ask his fat ugly mum that last night
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 4, 2017 23:31:16 GMT
the boy thinks Christmas stockings are called Christmas sockings; cant fault his logic to be fair.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 4, 2017 23:57:19 GMT
Daddy, you've got one foot in the grave" more a statement than a question
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