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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 22, 2018 10:52:44 GMT
The boy asked if we can set the "electric scales" up   That layout is bullshit because of the lack of a crossover it means that one car will always have the outside track and be able to go faster, as any Scalebigdix aficionado will know. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 22, 2018 23:38:10 GMT
The boy asked if we can set the "electric scales" up That layout is bullshit because of the lack of a crossover it means that one car will always have the outside track and be able to go faster, as any Scalebigdix aficionado will know. He's only 5, all he needs to know is that daddy has the inside lane and thats that. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 24, 2018 23:04:45 GMT
Signed them up for the Donna Louise 5k, that'll learn 'em!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 16, 2018 22:40:13 GMT
Watching Grand slalom with the boy (5 yo) and explaining it in some detail... Boy - "Daddy, that's easy". Me - "looks pretty tricky to me mate" Boy - "i could do it faster then they can, i'd just go under the flags"  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 18, 2018 22:08:39 GMT
The boy was telling me all about Lent earlier; when I asked him what he was giving up.... "Carrots" |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 19, 2018 23:39:01 GMT
"the boy" (again) ate most of the wax off a truckle of cheese earlier; told him not to but apparently "its nice", what the fuck do I know!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Feb 21, 2018 9:13:45 GMT
"the boy" (again) ate most of the wax off a truckle of cheese earlier; told him not to but apparently "its nice", what the fuck do I know! Maybe you could turn his poo into candles. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 19, 2018 23:46:04 GMT
Playing the name game earlier where you say a name beginning with the last letter of the previous name...
Boy "Darren"
Me "Nathan"
Boy "Nit Comb"
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 30, 2018 22:21:47 GMT
drove past a bollard that had been obliterated... boy "why's that like that daddy?" me "somones crashed into it" boy "why" me "they might have been drunk" boy " was it Dec?" |
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Post by Northy on Apr 19, 2018 7:23:32 GMT
dad can you pay for the MOT works on my ka please, I'm a bit short after booking a trip to Barcelona !
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 10, 2018 11:33:24 GMT
dad can you pay for the MOT works on my ka please, I'm a bit short after booking a trip to Barcelona ! I hope thats a girl speaking. Ka indeed.... |
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Post by Northy on May 16, 2018 16:14:27 GMT
dad can you pay for the MOT works on my ka please, I'm a bit short after booking a trip to Barcelona ! I hope thats a girl speaking. Ka indeed.... Yep |
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Post by Northy on Jun 8, 2018 13:39:16 GMT
just back from the week down south, few cars on the road outside the house, daughterand her friends at home, all glammed up with not lot on as they are off to watch Taylor Swift at the Etihad....
dad, can you take a picture of us please?
with her phone
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 8, 2018 15:24:39 GMT
Can you send a copy onto me please?
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